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<h1 class="name">
no
<div id="strike">hello</div>
</h1>
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<span class="subtitle">please don't say just hello in chat</span>
<h2 class="lead">
Imagine calling someone on the phone, going
<span style="font-style: oblique">hello!</span> then putting them on
hold... 🤦♀️
</h2>
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<h2 class="section-title">❌ Don't do this</h2>
<div class="list-card example one">
<div class="slack">
<img src="img/keith.png" alt="Keith's Slack avatar" />
<span class="slackname">Keith</span>
<span class="slacktime">2:15 PM</span><br />
<span class="slackmessage">hi</span>
</div>
<div class="slack">
<img src="img/tim.png" alt="Tim's Slack avatar" />
<span class="slackname">Tim</span>
<span class="slacktime">2:19 PM</span><br />
<span class="slackmessage">...?</span>
</div>
<div class="slack">
<img src="img/keith.png" alt="Keith's Slack avatar" />
<span class="slackname">Keith</span>
<span class="slacktime">2:20 PM</span><br />
<span class="slackmessage">what time was taht thing again?</span>
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<div class="slack">
<img src="img/tim.png" alt="Tim's Slack avatar" />
<span class="slackname">Tim</span>
<span class="slacktime">2:20 PM</span><br />
<span class="slackmessage">oh - 3:30 mate</span>
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<div>
<p>
Note that Keith could have got his answer minutes sooner, and
needn't have kept Tim waiting. In fact, Tim could have started
thinking about the question right away!
</p>
<p>
People who do this are generally trying to be polite by not
jumping right into the request, like one would in person or on
the phone - and that's great! But it's
<span id="year">not 1990</span>
and chat is neither of those things. For most people, typing is
much slower than talking. So despite best intentions,
<strong
>you're actually just making the other person wait</strong
>
for you to phrase your question, which is lost productivity (and
kinda annoying).
</p>
<p>The same goes for:</p>
<ul class="nonos">
<li>"Hello, are you around?"</li>
<li>"hi sophie - quick question."</li>
<li>"You got a sec?"</li>
<li>"yt?"</li>
<li>"ping"</li>
<li>etc.</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Just ask the question!</strong> 😫</p>
</div>
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<h2 class="section-title yepyep">✅ Instead try this</h2>
<div class="list-card example two">
<div class="slack">
<img src="img/dawn.png" alt="Dawn's Slack avatar" />
<span class="slackname">Dawn</span>
<span class="slacktime">2:15 PM</span><br />
<span class="slackmessage">Hiya! What time was that thing?</span>
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<img src="img/tim.png" alt="Tim's Slack avatar" />
<span class="slackname">Tim</span>
<span class="slacktime">2:15 PM</span><br />
<span class="slackmessage">hey, 3:30</span>
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<img src="img/dawn.png" alt="Dawn's Slack avatar" />
<span class="slackname">Dawn</span>
<span class="slacktime">2:15 PM</span><br />
<span class="slackmessage">Ta - seeya then!</span>
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<img src="img/tim.png" alt="Tim's Slack avatar" />
<span class="slackname">Tim</span>
<span class="slacktime">2:16 PM</span><br />
<span class="slackmessage">👌 np</span>
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<div class="list-card">
<div>
<p>
If you feel it's a bit brusque to simply say "Hi" and ask the
question,
<strong
>you can still preface your message with as many pleasantries
as you see fit.</strong
>
</p>
<p>For example:</p>
<ul class="muchbetter">
<li>
"hey man, what's up? also, any idea when that thing's due?"
</li>
<li>
"Hi there! Hope you're well. I'm after the latest deck, when
you get a sec :)"
</li>
<li>"hey, if you're not busy, could you update those NFRs?"</li>
<li>etc.</li>
</ul>
<p>
It may seem trivial, but asking your question before getting
that initial salutatory reply also allows for
<strong>asynchronous communication</strong>. If the other party
is away, and you leave before they come back, they can still
answer your question, instead of just staring at a "Hello" and
wondering what they missed.
</p>
<p>When done right - everyone's happy! 🎉</p>
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