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1 | | -[](https://codecov.io/gh/DonatNathan/donat-website) |
| 1 | +# Hi man! |
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3 | | -# Getting Started with Create React App |
| 3 | +I'm sorry but... there is nothing important to read here. |
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5 | | -This project was bootstrapped with [Create React App](https://github.com/facebook/create-react-app). |
| 5 | +**BUT** |
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7 | | -## Available Scripts |
| 7 | +You have to continue reading, cause you're an excellent developer, and an excellent developer always read README.md files, right? |
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9 | | -In the project directory, you can run: |
| 9 | +Yeah I know, this is just a portfolio, nothing really important and I don't really know why I am actually writting this useless README. I have a lot of things to do, like coding for exmaple but no, I'm writing that. |
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11 | | -### `npm start` |
| 11 | +I don't even know what I am speaking about before writting the sentences. But you know, sometimes you have to write what's in your mind. |
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13 | | -Runs the app in the development mode.\ |
14 | | -Open [http://localhost:3000](http://localhost:3000) to view it in your browser. |
| 13 | +Oh yeah, I remember what I wanted to say! This website is just a sandbox for me, I try to make bit a bit professional but it will often change. When I have a new idea, I'll implement it to see what it looks like. |
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16 | | -The page will reload when you make changes.\ |
17 | | -You may also see any lint errors in the console. |
| 15 | +But no worries, I'll tag the different main version of it so you can go back to a previous one to see how I evolve. I mean, I'll try to tag... If I'm not too lazy and I don't forgot. |
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19 | | -### `npm test` |
| 17 | +And by the way (yeah I don't write it btw), I'm not a web developer, you're not gonna see amaaazing UI or anything like that, just classic sober pages building with my own fingers. |
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21 | | -Launches the test runner in the interactive watch mode.\ |
22 | | -See the section about [running tests](https://facebook.github.io/create-react-app/docs/running-tests) for more information. |
| 19 | +Yes, you heard well, I'm not using Claude Code to change the color of one of my sentence haha. Brooo, look at where we are now, sometimes I scroll in some guys repository and what I see is scary. This guy "Claude" is amazing, he is working on thousands of repositories and do even more commits than the repositories owners. |
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24 | | -### `npm run build` |
| 21 | +Honnestly, big respect to that guy. |
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26 | | -Builds the app for production to the `build` folder.\ |
27 | | -It correctly bundles React in production mode and optimizes the build for the best performance. |
| 23 | +Hmmm, I lost myself again. What I was talking about again? |
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29 | | -The build is minified and the filenames include the hashes.\ |
30 | | -Your app is ready to be deployed! |
| 25 | +I don't remember. |
| 26 | + |
| 27 | +Anyway. |
| 28 | + |
| 29 | +Oh, do you know what it remember me writting random things like that? The Minecraft credits, when you beat the ender-dragon and finish the game, you can listen (I mean read but you know) two or three guys, I don't remember, speaking about world of Minecraft with some references to the real world. |
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| 31 | +That was the good time, like we say in my language. This moment when I was a kid and playing Minecraft... close my eyes during 2 seconds... blew up because of a sneaky creeper... aaahhh. That's really was the good time. Or, like some said one day "That was good war". But again it's not the same translation in English, but I'm sure you understood. |
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| 33 | +Bro, are you really still reading me? Don't you have a job, a wife, no? Me neither don't worry, we are tech guys. You I really think you have something better to do right now. Go codding, or reading, or skiing, or anything else but it's not like if that text is an hint to the One Piece you know. Or maybe yes? I don't know, maybe in the future I'll come back to that read me and parse create a treasure hunt, something like that. |
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| 35 | +I always wanted to create and organize the biggest treasure hunt of the world. But before I need enough money for the treasure, like, at least one million dollar. Hmm, yeah it's possible I mean, yes. |
| 36 | + |
| 37 | +Just imagine thousands or millions of people seeking for the same thing. That would be amazing no? |
| 38 | + |
| 39 | +Anyway, I'm sure you have something else to do. And me too, I don't even know why I'm writting that haha, but I'm mean the question is... why not? |
| 40 | + |
| 41 | +Wait, what time is it? Dammnnnn 11:15 already, I already started writting 10 minutes ago. |
| 42 | + |
| 43 | +Okayyy, I have to go back to work a bit haha! |
| 44 | + |
| 45 | +If you came to the bottom of that README, and are still reading, contact me, I'm sure I'll have a job for you. |
| 46 | + |
| 47 | +No, no, please not on LinkedIn or email, or phone. And please DO NOT come to my house neither (oh this word looks like Nether, yeah from Minecrat). |
| 48 | + |
| 49 | +Please, leave Claudia (or is it Claude?) for few minutes and turn on your brain again. Please do that and you'll know how to contact me. |
| 50 | + |
| 51 | +Ok, because you are still here, I'll give you an hint so you don't just think that 10 minutes reading were useeless: |
| 52 | + |
| 53 | +``_ _ _ _ _ _ D _ _ _ ~ _ _ _ _ . _ _ _ _ _ _`` |
| 54 | + |
| 55 | +I'll see you there! |
| 56 | + |
| 57 | +Tchatchaow! |
| 58 | + |
| 59 | +*Don't worry man, you're a good dev.* |
| 60 | + |
| 61 | +Nathan :) |
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