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Chongqing Interpretatⁿ̲

Trash self-promotion that no one cares about:

Chongqing I

Indeed, the doctors tell the liars, that they'll lose their front teeth (ah)

and anon, their faces shall disperse into a visage akin to that of Liu Dehua.

(講大話，講大話，甩大牙，甩大牙，最後你會變成劉德華)

  • From "講大話，甩大牙，醫生話你冇刷牙，最後變成劉德華", i.e. "You lie, you lose your front teeth, the doctor will tell you that you haven't brushed your teeth, and at last, you will become Liu Dehua."

Forsooth, in the metropolis of Chongqing,

the refractive index of oil, against all odds, surpasses that of the diamond without regards.

  • The refractive index of oil is smaller than that of the diamond.
    • "Without regards" shows how ridiculous the contrary is.

Thy thoughts shan't embed unto the elevated one, hydrant,

for your head looks like tangent.

  • "Do not question the elevated one."
  • "Your head looks like tangent."

Lo, thy big breakfast, of al-Q'ọor̥h'a̱ama affinity,

it is a liability, a non-current asset, and a liquidity.

(大早餐，大·早餐)

  • Revolves around "大早餐" (big breakfast) and al-Q'ọor̥h'a̱ama.
    • Supposedly someone was late to school while he barely finished his "big breakfast".
    • Someone joked about how the big breakfast is a liability, a non-current asset, and a liquidity.

O landowner, for I am jaundiced: I am arriving unto thee.

Yet, thou dost implore me to halt my approach:

for at the pedagogical edifice I shall be.

  • "O Lord I am arriving."
    • A "Lord" is also a Scottish landowner.
  • "Jaundiced" here is a metaphor for being sick.
  • "Stop arriving, we're at school."
    • A school is a pedagogical edifice.

So, who lost their inhaler?

  • Direct quote.

Chongqing II

It was me who lost the inhaler.

冇燈啊，係Physical factor啊，係No electrical supply啊

  • Segue from Chongqing I.
  • Cantonese means "No lights, it's a physical factor, it's no electrical supply."
    • Humorous response to the trailer of a horror film, where the lights are out.
    • The electrical supply of a location is considered a physical factor.

Amidst the tropical rainforest, thou hast erected an observatory.

The Haidilao dance thou hast done; O, why dost thou dance atop the layer canopy?

  • Someone joked about how someone has "built" an observatory in a tropical rainforest and how they did the Haidilao dance on top of its canopy layer.
    • It's meant to be ridiculous.

Lo, thou shalt not come to the barbecue, lest thou dost not ask a physics question. Thine eyes did not study physics, o reflection refraction, for thou look like a person of Economics: thou art Geography Buddy. (我覺得你係佢真人版啊)

  • A Physics teacher said that you shouldn't go to barbecues if you don't know how the three processes of heat transfer work.
  • The same Physics teacher also told us to ask a "Physics question".
  • He also said that "your eyes didn't study Physics" as it is easily fooled by reflection and refraction.
  • "Geography Buddy" is a parody of another mascot created for the Economics subject; I shall not name it due to it being copyrighted.
  • Cantonese means "I think you're its real-person verson.

O calculator, doth not syntax error me: 你真係好 Skibidi.

Se você continuar me errando de sintaxe, eu vou cobrar impostos de você. (I will tax you)

  • "I will tax you" is a humorous response to someone's calculator syntax erroring them.
  • Portuguese means "If you continue syntax erroring me, I will tax you."

Thine cushion is not thy companion. Perchance it hath been defiled by another’s wind.

  • "Another's wind" is passing gas.
  • From "The cushion is not your friend, someone might have farted on it."

Do not study please.

(Abandon ship, let your grades cease, neste momento, don't you dare find solace.)

  • A discipline teacher said the exact same line: "Do not study please.
  • The second line are the consequences of not studying, showing how bad the discipline teacher's recommendation is.

Chongqing III

(我哋人才就係咁多。Defiled by another's wind, you say? Why can't you just put your bűm on your seat? You're like an old grandma going through menopause.)

  • A discipline teacher praised the school for "having a lot of talents." Cantonese means "Our talents are just that plentiful."
  • Second line segues from Chongqing II. Third and fourth lines are real quotes.

Lo, for my favoured application, Settings, thou shalt go through the surface area of the table. (我張枱啊)

For woke art thou, with thy mention of pronouns, and thine eyes cannot record the label.

(搶包山搶暗瘡)

  • First line is a reference to "Ah yes, my favourite app, Settings." and "Please go through the surface area of the table", a request to find a magnet attached onto the table.
  • Cantonese means "My table".
  • Second line is a reference to "Pronouns? They're going woke. They're going woke." and "Can your eyes record?"
  • Third line means "Snatching buns, snatching pimples."
    • Snatching buns is a tradition in Hong Kong.

Is that appropriate? Are those good words? It is convenient for you do DIY yourself, Henceforth, gratitude unto thee, noble nerds.

  • First line is said by a Math teacher.
  • Second line is said by a Physics teacher.
  • Third line is solely meant to rhyme.

(Looks like someone's busy playing basketball!)

(I already inspired him by being present.)

(You look really sweaty for someone who's just washed their hands.)

(Because fever is cold, but forehead is hot.)

  • All of these are real quotes.

Lo, thou art a drama queen, so the authorities shall soon draw near.

Troubles shall crown thee with their weight, and I'll be extra mad at you: it's clear.

  • "Authorities" refer to the Education Bureau.

Você sempre fala cantonês na lição, e bata seus pés com raiva.

Com propósito, foste ao quarto de MI, não, and I know your eyes are like crying.

(It's not attack people day!)

  • Portuguese means "You always speak Cantonese in the lesson, and stomp your feet in anger. On purpose, you go to the MI room, no,". Rough translation of a real quote.
  • "It's not attack people day!" is a real quote.

For it is merely a fleeting zen, no not like that.

Why art thou on the floor dying?

I've already inspired him by being present,

And Dollar Tree and Target aren't real.

  • All are slightly modified real quotes.

If I still see any student talking, I will ask them out.

  • Said by a Chemistry teacher.
    • He clearly does not know what it means to ask someone out.

Chongqing IV

You've clearly seen with your eyes, 我的確係講咗啲嘢。

  • Response to "If I still see any student talking,"
  • Cantonese: "Indeed, I had said something"

今は、日付に誘うましょう。

  • Next line of previous, "I will ask them out."
  • "Now, ask out for a date" in Japanese. Note that "date" as in date and time is used instead of the romantic one; this is intentional.

Hark, bee, for thou art a swimming pool (length 30 metres)

  • The allegorical Geography Buddy is also canonically a bee, though more accurately a wasp.
  • "Length 30 metres" is a reference to a line of lyrics from the satirical Borat anthem referring to a swimming pool: "Its length 30 metres, width 6 metres."

When thou jump in, it turns into a Chongqing hotpot

  • The Geography Buddy is associated with the city of Chongqing.

See the countless pimples, floating around (搶暗瘡)

  • Refer to "搶包山搶暗瘡", which means "snatching buns, snatching pimples".

And the preservatives — the pot's a hotspot

  • i.e. the hotpot uses excessive preservatives, frowned upon by Geography Buddy

You just flew into a spider web

  • "You" here refers to the Geography Buddy, also a wasp

Now they'll get you; but after that, it'll turn into 裂 (點解好似重咗嘅)

  • "they'll" refer to spiders, "it" is one of them which turns into a philosopher named Lit who once said "why is it heavier than usual" (點解好似重咗嘅)

Then "boom", two cars collide; the sixth natural numeral, they'd decide

  • Crashing cars is associated with Lit
    • It is now canon that both cars run on hydrogen gas
  • The number 6 is also associated with Lit; it is said to be a "holy number" for him

To ask them out, like the ones who speak

  • Lit is often the go-to subject for answering questions
  • Also refers to the line "If I still see any student talking, I will ask them out"; this time he's simultaneously being asked a question and being "asked out"

Doom, louder than a math lesson; not like the chaos would lessen

  • Math lessons are known for being loud [citation needed]

"This has to be his shop, y'all"

  • Talks about inappropriate shops, "his" refers to one of the best singers ever who is known for having a slightly awry mindset

As lendas se dizem isso, um furry toca a guitarra (owo)

  • "The legends say this: A furry plays the guitar (owo)"
  • Refer to "Como as lendas dizem, o meu guitarrista é furry" ("As the legends say, my guitarist is a furry" from Furry Elise II
    • A person in Roblox chat once said "meu guitarrista é furry)

If you don't know physics, don't you dare barbecue

  • Refer to "Lo, thou shalt not come to the barbecue, lest thou dost not ask a physics question." from Chongqing II

Eu gosto das configurações; então, vá pela surface area

  • "I like the settings; so, go by the surface area"
  • Refer to "Lo, for my favoured application, Settings, thou shalt go through the surface area of the table." from Chongqing III

And the swimming pool: As they'd say, "sacre bleu"

  • The swimming pool causes surprise, thus the English corruption of the Fr*nch phrase

喂，行慢啲啦 一千零一、一千零二咁樣啊

  • "Hey, walk a bit slower, like 1001 and 1002"

Chongqing V

One thousand and one, one thousand and two, how slowly I tread, getting through

  • Continuation from Chongqing IV

Alas, this haste was too swift for thee; with that, I echo your whispered decree

  • The reason the other person said "like 1001 and 1002" is because they find the pace to be too fast

For thou art so mad that thou playeth the guitar

  • A person is known for playing the guitar

Minor chords near and far (it's 'probly A Minor)

  • Reference to "Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar, in which the line "it's 'probly A Minor" implies that Drake is a pedophile

"因為我冇互聯網啊", thou hast sputtered in mirth,

  • "Because I don't have an Internet connection"

"Like a Geography teacher," and they've muttered in earth

  • This is because the subject have taken many pictures of geographic descriptions

I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of matrices, with all the numbers and oddities

  • An excuse for sleeping in class

"What you should do when I am talking? Once again, what you should do when I am talking?"

  • What the Glorious Leader once said

For thou hath obtained a plushie, flipping it inside out, despite policies; "係劣啊," thou shalt proclaim

  • "Despite policies" shows that there are ulterior motives in flipping the plushie inside out; in this case "劣" refers to one's "Johnson"

And 大早餐 of al-Q'ọor̥h'a̱ama, thou shalt complain:

  • al-Q'ọor̥h'a̱ama is known for big breakfasts

Though large, they claim, only a sausage it has, how plain

  • It has been revealed that al-Q'ọor̥h'a̱ama's lunch, contrary to his breakfast, consists merely of a singular sausage

Now you whine and shout for another's feast, no doubt

  • al-Q'ọor̥h'a̱ama is also known for asking to eat other's meals

我哋俾錢阿Super Rare自修M1, thou hast backed Super Rare with a hand

  • This is because the M1 class had been failing and "Super Rare" is regarded as a great math teacher (who had not studied M1 yet)

Rare, medium, medium-well, well done (congratulation)

  • A reference to the Extended Steak Chart

In the assessments, 5*** thou might land

  • 5** is the highest level achieved in the HKDSE

Oh M2, amidst thy M1 fright, D D D D D thou shalt write; yet, how bleak they all are: "Not recommended ah!"

  • Refers to selecting D for all multiple choice questions, in an act of desperation
  • "Not recommended" is a catchphrase

Forsooth, thou hast faked an accent — a Chongqing one, that is, 係accent啊

  • The Geography Buddy's accent sounds fake

都唔知你笑咩 係器皿啊

  • Philosopher Lit's first name is cognate with a Chinese term for containers

How amusing came thy ways, when thou said how it "backfired"

  • Philosopher Lit's quote using the word "backfired" was, for some reason, found to be "funny" by some

Alas, there's merely one phrase, the most we've admired

  • Philosopher Lit had also said "big little bird", which is self-contradictory

Lo, the big little bird doth appear, very awkward

  • See previous line; he had also appended "very awkward" to his quote

Hawk 2, uh, how it's suddenly so hawkward

  • "Hawk 2: Uh" is euphemism for the onomatopoeia "hawk tuah" meaning to spit; "hawkward" is a portmanteau of "hawk" and "awkward"

Hawk tuah, they've banned; talk tuah, they've banned; so they'd say "skibidi" as they stand

  • Allegedly a community have banned the term "hawk tuah"; in response, they started to say "skibidi" to remain their status

我哋將呢杯嘢俾啊Squeak

  • Because "Squeak" is the only one who have not yet drank a cup of a Starbucks drink

Why is it grande, and not tall

  • A direct quote from a group of spoiled Sephora enthusiasts in response to receiving the aforementioned cup

You only gave it to me because you didn't want it, how bleak; is that all?

  • A response from the teacher giving out Starbucks drinks

For his differentiation unfolded; his initials are D, a mystery molded

  • Philosopher Lit: "I know why his initials are D, because he got differentiated, dx/dy"

Thou art a CAH, sohcahtoa, and thine solids are hues of three, a vivid panorama

  • "CAH" is an acronym for "Canadian, Australian, Hong Kong", relating to the ethnicities of a certain person
  • "SOHCAHTOA" is a mnemonic for "Sine, Opposite Hypotenuse; Cosine, Adjacent Hypotenuse; Tangent, Opposite Adjacent", referring to the three basic trigonometric functions
  • "Thine solids are hues of three" refers to solids from each of the ethnicities, according to Lit

偷偷 偷偷哋入咗教員室 偷咗本書，偷偷哋返咗屋企 但係，小偷趁偷偷瞌着咗，偷咗偷偷偷嘅書

  • "Toutou secretly entered the staff room and stole a book, and secretly went home; but a thief, using the opportunity of her sleep, stole the book Toutou stole"
  • A tongue twister invented by Our Supreme Leader

아파트 아파트, yo

  • "APT, APT, yo"
  • From an interpretation of "hip-hop" by a teacher

係nuclear atomic explosion啊 有佢出現，一個係Hiroshima，一個係Nagasaki啊

  • "It's a nuclear atomic explosion. When he appears, it's Hiroshima and Nagasaki." - Lit

下個禮拜變Jingle Bells啊

  • A reference to a contact, カベㇽ゚

Chongqing VI

Jingle bells, jingle bells; 三十口，三十個 Sabel

  • Another reference to カベㇽ゚
  • Latter line: "Thirty bites, Thirty Sabels

Forsooth, he picks... Yell HOLY NUMBER SIX!

  • Philosopher Lit Chung

Lo! 3M tape is what thou study

  • M3 -> 3M, which is a tape brand

Stretch’d to three metres, o Geography Buddy!

  • 3M -> 3m, three metres

"我下世讀M3，D爆你條數啊"

  • Direct quote from Lit Chung
  • "I'll study M3 in my next life and absolutely differentiate your equations"

Now hark, as we see they M1 students undergo a: Pause Facial and gym session! That is M1. Not about Hydrogen Mobile Cars, none

  • According to Lit, the M1 curriculum consists only of "facial and gym". In fact M1 covers Calculus and Statistics.

Yet thou, fool, didst solve M2 'midst iProducts' fanfare, whilst Vision Pro eclips'd thy M2 glare

  • Lytcou al-Q'oorhaama did M2 math in an Apple Store, yet looked for Apple Vision Pro models in M2 class.

The Chem mystery, in the wedding thou hath seen; yet she bestows not rings, but iodine. 愛的宣言係periodic table

  • A Chemistry teacher was in a wedding.

Like ten moles of Fe³⁺ — for Syrians, a fable

  • Lit thought that Fe³⁺ ions are a necessity for Syrians affected by the earthquake.

たくさんの鶏皮を食べた, Droppingsの中に鶏皮があった

  • A reference to a legendary singer who eats way too much chicken skin.
  • "He ate a lot of chicken skin. There was chicken skin in his droppings.

喂 做咩放啊劣チョウ入嚟打交啊

  • 劣チョウ is an alternate rendering of the first name of Lytcou al-Q'oorhaama, "Lytcou".
  • "Hey, why did you let Lytcou in to fight?

Brawl Starsを遊ばなかった

  • Because the subject went to Spain.
  • "He did not play Brawl Stars"

O Berlin Airlift, granting calculators: Unfathomably H.K.E.A.A Approved ones, do you believe?

  • "你信唔信個Berlin Airlift送勁多個H.K.E.A.A Approved計數機俾你啊？信唔信？" - Lit Chung

A Big Mac in the paper, put forth by its creator. And a teacher will find out if it would achieve: Pause Three distinct layers! Like the burger's an essay

  • Chinese essays require three layers; Big Macs are used as an analogy.

Though no real individual would it put asway

  • Because it's a burger, not actual words.

係新減舊除舊 定係舊減舊除新 定係舊加舊啊？ What have you done?

  • Confusion in a Biology exam.
  • "Is it (new-old)/old, or (old-old)/old, or old+old?"

Forsooth, in the metropolis of Chongqing

  • Callback to Chongqing I.

The colour of "super-diluted" litmus, against all odds, changes to "ultra-red", without regards

  • Both "super-dilute" and "ultra-red" are coined by Geography Buddy.

たくさんの鶏皮を食べた, Droppingsの中に鶏皮があった

喂 大劣要劣式餐具啊, cope

  • Except for "cope", this is a direct quote from Lit Chung.
  • "Hey, Big Lyt needs Lyt-type utensils"

佢話我啲字係正slope，所以佢啲字係負slope

  • Another direct quote from Lit.
  • "He said my handwriting is a positive slope, so his handwriting is a negative slope

Find the local maximum of the year which Hitler died

  • Another direct quote from Lit.

Find the local maximum of the Chinese papers you put aside

  • Lit did not focus on Chinese, only on his Hydrogen Mobile Cars.

Find the local maximum of the local maximum of the local maximum of the local of the

Find the local maximum of your Chongqing hotpots