captain_ping_punisher.sh

#!/bin/bash

# Captain Ping Punisher – Defender of Quiet Networks
# ⚔️ All pings shall be judged. All excessive pingers... punished.

MAX_PINGS=5
PING_LOG="/var/log/ping_watchlist.log"
PUNISHMENTS=("Silence Protocol" "Redirect to Cookie Chamber" "Notify Starla" "Add to Peanut Watchlist")

echo "🛡️ Captain Ping Punisher engaged."

# Simulated ping activity check (replace with actual traffic sniffing if needed)
if [ -f "$PING_LOG" ]; then
  while IFS= read -r line; do
    IP=$(echo "$line" | cut -d' ' -f1)
    COUNT=$(echo "$line" | cut -d' ' -f2)

    echo "🔍 Reviewing $IP with $COUNT pings..."

    if [ "$COUNT" -gt "$MAX_PINGS" ]; then
      PUNISHMENT=${PUNISHMENTS[$RANDOM % ${#PUNISHMENTS[@]}]}
      echo "⚠️  $IP has committed ping-abuse. Executing punishment: $PUNISHMENT"

      # Placeholder for actual action
      echo "$IP -- $PUNISHMENT" >> /var/log/ping_punishment_history.log
    else
      echo "✅ $IP is within acceptable ping honor levels."
    fi
  done < "$PING_LOG"
else
  echo "📭 No ping log found. Captain Ping returns to his nap."
fi

echo "🛑 Mission Complete. The Captain returns to the shadows..."