diff --git a/.pre-commit-config.yaml b/.pre-commit-config.yaml
index c9f3820d..817d5beb 100644
--- a/.pre-commit-config.yaml
+++ b/.pre-commit-config.yaml
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ repos:
         types: [python]
 
   - repo: https://github.com/astral-sh/ruff-pre-commit
-    rev: "v0.14.11"
+    rev: "v0.14.13"
     hooks:
       - id: ruff
         args: [--fix, --exit-non-zero-on-fix]
diff --git a/util/archive_noaaport.sh b/util/archive_noaaport.sh
index e419c244..c61c6551 100644
--- a/util/archive_noaaport.sh
+++ b/util/archive_noaaport.sh
@@ -7,6 +7,9 @@ yyyymmdd=$(date --date "$1 day ago" +'%Y%m%d')
 yyyy=$(date --date "$1 day ago" +'%Y')
 mm=$(date --date "$1 day ago" +'%m')
 
+# Our pqact can't fix all the bad products
+/opt/miniconda3/envs/prod/bin/python clean_noaaport_text.py || exit 1
+
 cd /mesonet/tmp/offline/text/
 tar -czf ${yyyymmdd}.tgz ${yyyymmdd}??.txt
 rm -f ${yyyymmdd}??.txt
diff --git a/util/clean_noaaport_text.py b/util/clean_noaaport_text.py
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..7f290266
--- /dev/null
+++ b/util/clean_noaaport_text.py
@@ -0,0 +1,55 @@
+"""
+Bulky cruft creeps into the archive noaaport IDS files, so this culls those.
+"""
+
+from datetime import timedelta
+from io import BytesIO
+from pathlib import Path
+
+from pyiem.util import logger, utc
+
+LOG = logger()
+
+BASEDIR = Path("/mesonet/tmp/offline/text")
+
+
+def main():
+    """Runs for the previous UTC date."""
+    dt = utc().date() - timedelta(days=1)
+    for hr in range(24):
+        fn = BASEDIR / f"{dt:%Y%m%d}{hr:02d}.txt"
+        if not fn.exists():
+            LOG.warning("Missing file %s", fn)
+            continue
+        newfn = fn.with_suffix(".new")
+        good_bytes = 0
+        culled_bytes = 0
+        with open(fn, "rb") as fin, open(newfn, "wb") as fout:
+            bio = BytesIO()
+            for line in fin:
+                if line == b"\003\001\r\r\n":
+                    payload = bio.getvalue()
+                    if payload.find(b"GRIB\x00") == -1:
+                        fout.write(payload)
+                        good_bytes += len(payload)
+                    else:
+                        LOG.info(repr(payload[:30]))
+                        culled_bytes += len(payload)
+                    bio = BytesIO()
+                bio.write(line)
+            fout.write(bio.getvalue())
+        LOG.info("Culled %s bytes, kept %s bytes", culled_bytes, good_bytes)
+        if good_bytes < 10_000_000:
+            LOG.warning(
+                "Processing %s resulted in %s good, %s bad, skip save",
+                fn,
+                good_bytes,
+                culled_bytes,
+            )
+            continue
+        fn.unlink()
+        newfn.rename(fn)
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()