- Bacon,
- Bread (white buns/rolls work well),
- Coleslaw,
- French/English/Wholegrain mustard.
- Fry/grill the bacon as desired,
- Spoon coleslaw liberally onto the 'down' side of the bread,
- Spread mustard onto the 'up' side,
- Add the bacon,
- Close,
- Enjoy.
To quote @streakmachine on App.net:
"Food doesn’t need to be sophisticated to be tasty. :D"