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Comment: 10,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,== Dialogue ============================
Dialogue: 10,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.64,Default,,0,0,0,,She spends so much time \Ndoing this task manually every week.
Dialogue: 10,0:00:02.64,0:00:04.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe we should automate it.
Dialogue: 10,0:00:08.02,0:00:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,When she logs on in the morning, it'll all be done!
Dialogue: 10,0:00:10.62,0:00:12.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, that's easier than I thought.
Dialogue: 10,0:00:12.31,0:00:15.29,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no way this hacky script is going to work!
Dialogue: 10,0:00:15.29,0:00:17.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm with you there. It seems {\i1}very{\i0} hacky.
Dialogue: 10,0:00:17.91,0:00:21.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\q2}I thought you might say that, \Nso I built an enterprise-level solution!
Dialogue: 10,0:00:22.97,0:00:25.36,Default,,0,0,0,,This looks ridiculously overcomplicated!
Dialogue: 10,0:00:25.36,0:00:27.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Just how many classes does this have?
Dialogue: 10,0:00:29.46,0:00:32.65,Default,,0,0,0,,D-Does this make network calls?
Dialogue: 10,0:00:32.65,0:00:34.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope you didn't pay for those APIs!
Dialogue: 10,0:00:47.39,0:00:48.48,Default,,0,0,0,,“Simplicity is the soul of—”{efficiency.” – Austin Freeman}
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