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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="ie=edge">
<title>YOU GUYS!</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="styles.css">
</head>
<body>
<main>
<h1 id="maintitle">You can just invite a sloth to your birthday party!</h1>
<section>
<figure>
<h2>It's true!</h2>
<img src="me_and_sloth.jpg" alt="Sloth Proof!">
<figcaption>Me with a sloth!</figcaption>
</figure>
<figure>
<h2>It might even bring friends!</h2>
<img src="me_erica_snake.jpg" alt="Friends Proof!">
<figcaption>Erica, who was also celebrating her birthday, with me and a snake who is the sloths friend.</figcaption>
</figure>
</section>
<section>
<h1>How to make it happen</h1>
<p>We're not sure exactly how it happened<a href="how_it_happened.html">*</a>, but we've got a few ideas. Just try as
many of these as you can.</p>
<ul>
<li>Have it be your birthday.</li>
<li>Have it be someone else's birthday, too.</li>
<li>Tell the sloth it can bring its crew.</li>
<li>Make sure it's a nice day.</li>
<li>Have lots of beer and barbecue stuff.</li>
<li>Sloths are vegetarian so don't just get hot dogs.</li>
</ul>
</section>
<section>
<h1>Frequently asked questions</h1>
<table border=1>
<tr>
<th>Question</th>
<th>Truth</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Did the sloth touch you?</td>
<td>Yes</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Was it gentle?</td>
<td>Sloths are only gentle</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Was it a boy sloth?</td>
<td>It was a lady sloth</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Did it poop?</td>
<td>That's kind of a rude question but yes definitely</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Was it great?</td>
<td>I have been literally chasing that high 100% of the time since that day</td>
</tr>
</table>
</section>
<footer>
<p>If you are interested in inviting the sloth to your birthday party or whatever, you can hit up <a href="http://chicagotravelingzoo.com/">The Scales & Tales Traveling Zoo</a>.</p>
</footer>
</main>
</body>
</html>