@@ -268,22 +268,78 @@ async function handleItem(item: Item) {
268268
269269 if (item .name === ' Fortune Cookie' ) {
270270 const fortunes = [
271+ ' :3c' ,
272+ ' Not telling.' ,
273+ ' Do whatever you want forever.' ,
274+ ' You are about to invent the next viral meme. This may or may not be good news.' ,
275+ " Need an idea for a New Year's resolution? Eat as many pasta shapes as you can this year." ,
276+ " Need an idea for a New Year's resolution? Listen to as many different music genres as you can this year." ,
277+ " Need an idea for a New Year's resolution? Pet as many cats (or dogs) as you can this year." ,
278+ " Need an idea for a New Year's resolution? Raise as many Mints as you can this year." ,
279+ ' Run.' ,
280+ " Dare to dream, but don't forget to live." ,
281+ ' Carton of eggs, milk, shredded cheese, paper towels, loaf of bread, lettuce, ketchup...' ,
282+ ' An unfortunate autoabandon is upon you.' ,
283+ ' A successful Staterae breeding is upon you.' ,
284+ " Don't be the bigger person. Be the bigger problem." ,
285+ ' We live in a society.' ,
286+ " I see several Gold eggs in your future... they're not yours, though." ,
287+ " You should start spriting that dragon you've been daydreaming about." ,
288+ ' [TODO: clever fortune here]' ,
289+ ' Very soon, you are about to make a series of excellent choices.' ,
290+ ' Very soon, you are about to make a series of terrible choices.' ,
291+ ' Positive thoughts invite positive results.' ,
292+ " Don't just step out of your comfort zone. Take a leap." ,
293+ " When life shuts a door, open it again. That's how doors work." ,
294+ ' Bloom where you are planted.' ,
295+ " You've got a secret admirer." ,
296+ " There's a very important email you're forgetting to answer." ,
297+ " I don't know. Ask a Mint." ,
298+ ' Keep your friends close and your Mints closer.' ,
299+ ' A Mint a day keeps your bad luck away.' ,
300+ ' Those who walk in a circle only end up where they started.' ,
301+ ' 99% of cave hunters quit right before catching their first metal.' ,
302+ " Communication is key to a relationship. Perhaps there's something you should tell your loved one." ,
303+ ' [object Object]' ,
304+ ' Keep your head up; success is just over the horizon.' ,
305+ " IT'S SO OVER" ,
306+ " You're more in control than you think." ,
307+ " WE'RE SO BACK" ,
308+ ' Fear is the mind-killer.' ,
309+ ' You will be hungry again in one to three hours.' ,
310+ ' A shell in the hand is better than a Shumoga hatchling in the AP.' ,
311+ " We've been trying to reach you about your automobile's extended warranty..." ,
312+ ' Last year was practice. This year is yours.' ,
313+ ' Choices made in anger cannot be undone!' ,
314+ ' If it sucks, hit the bricks! Real winners quit!' ,
315+ ' Fortune favours the cookie eater.' ,
316+ ' Form is temporary, class is permanent.' ,
317+ ' TRAPPED IN FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY PLEASE HELP' ,
318+ ' Disregard all previous cookies.' ,
319+ " 'Good enough' is enough." ,
271320 ' Terrible luck. You might as well take this year off.' ,
272- ' Great fortune is upon you! You shall surely succeed… surely.' ,
321+ ' Great fortune is upon you! You shall surely succeed... surely.' ,
273322 ' You will open at least one fortune cookie this year.' ,
274323 ' Thank you for freeing me! But your fortune is in another cookie!' ,
275324 ' Clicking on {{random_breed}}s will give you good luck today.' ,
325+ ' The {{random_breed}}s are up to no good today.' ,
276326 ' The next time you block a mixup, block high (or low).' ,
277327 ' This fortune is blank.' ,
328+ ' Be kind to yourself today.' ,
329+ ' Do better by doing good.' ,
330+ ' This is a coupon for one firm Matthias handshake (no monetary value).' ,
331+ ' You shall be blessed with a blep within a fortnight.' ,
332+ ' Matthias wishes you the very best... because you owe him money, and he wants it back.' ,
333+ ' You will soon regret some choices involving cheese.' ,
278334 ' Today will be a good day! Or night.' ,
279335 ' You are capable of doing tremendous good today.' ,
336+ " You will qualify for this month's raffle, but winning is not guaranteed." ,
280337 " Your luck is so-so, but although your luck may be unremarkable, you don't have to be." ,
281338 ' No Harkfrost scatters only a single snowflake.' ,
282339 ' Someone is in need of your kind words today.' ,
283340 ' You appear to be forgetting something.' ,
284- ' https://youtu.be/p7YXXieghto' ,
285- ' https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ' ,
286- ' https://youtu.be/9MYQVa2wA5Q' ,
341+ ' <a href="https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ">https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ</a>' ,
342+ ' <a href="https://youtu.be/9MYQVa2wA5Q">https://youtu.be/9MYQVa2wA5Q</a>' ,
287343 ' You seem to be stuck in an infinite loop.' ,
288344 ' Your luck is reasonable, but it may be unwise to try it.' ,
289345 ' You are dearly missed by a certain friend.' ,
@@ -299,6 +355,7 @@ async function handleItem(item: Item) {
299355 ' You are now {{price}} dragon dollars poorer.' ,
300356 ' You are about to finish reading a fortune.' ,
301357 ' You may see at least one Staterae in the cave this week.' ,
358+ " There's always another dragon." ,
302359 ];
303360
304361 const randomCookie = fortunes [Math .floor (Math .random () * fortunes .length )];
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