We currently have an outage where `lon1.irc.hashbang.sh` fails all TLS handshakes. All users in Europe are only sent a record for `lon1`. - [ ] The health check should actually perform a TLS handshake and validate the cert, if AWS can even do that. - [ ] We should, longer-term, make sure that all users get _at least_ 2 IRCds in any request.