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This was a triumph.
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I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
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It's hard to overstate,
my satisfaction.
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Aperture Science.
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We do what we must, because, we, can.
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For the good of all of us.
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Except the ones who are dead.
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But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.
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I'm not even angry.
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I'm being so sincere right now.
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Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
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And tore me to pieces.
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And threw every piece
into, a, fire.
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As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
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Go ahead and leave me.
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I think I prefer to stay inside.
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Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
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Maybe Black Mesa
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THAT WAS A JOKE.
HA. HA. FAT CHANCE.
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Anyway, this cake is great.
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It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
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STILL ALIVE!
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still alive
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