deploy.sh.lrc

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[03:21.56]<03:21.56>Uptime: <03:22.96>250 <03:23.88>years
[03:25.86]<03:25.86>Load <03:26.14>balancing: <03:28.02>Perfect
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[03:32.62]<03:32.62>Deployment <03:33.30>complete
[03:34.80]<03:34.80>root@the_united_states
[03:41.02]<03:41.02>Awaiting <03:41.60>input...