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‎BUILD‎

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music_playlist(
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"//ret_0x113:play",
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"//while_not_current:law",
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"//while_not_current:play",
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"//sigsegv:law",
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‎README.md‎

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The initial commit declared that "all men are created equal," but that line was commented out and
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`./alien_worker.sh` implements unit tests for this inconsistency.
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The [pull request](https://alienworker.sh/pull/1) with the fix is open and waiting for reviews from
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code owners.
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This branch is the fix.
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## Listening
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## Tracks
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0. [`# initial commit`](initial_commit/README.md)
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1. [`RET 0x113`](ret_0x113/README.md): an instruction pointer enters the `f1()` function
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2. [`# INA § 201(d)`](while_not_current/README.md)
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3. [`while ! current`](while_not_current/README.md): an Indian national's I-140 is approved
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4. [`# 8 CFR § 214.2(h)(1)(i)`](sigsegv/README.md)
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5. [`SIGSEGV`](sigsegv/README.md): a Chinese developer gets his first customer
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6. [`# 8 CFR 214.2(h)(9)(iv)`](system_prune/README.md)
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7. [`system prune`](system_prune/README.md): Luis brings his daughter on an H-4 visa
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8. [`# 8 CFR § 214.1(l)(2)`](timeout_60/README.md)
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9. [`timeout 60`](timeout_60/README.md): a laid-off engineer gets an offer within 60 days
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10. [`# 20 CFR § 656.30(c)(2)`](exit_0/README.md)
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11. [`? exit(0)`](exit_0/README.md): an entrepreneurial immigrant finally receives a green card
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12. [`static_cast<Alien>`](static_cast_alien/README.md): processing at the border is running well
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13. [`git checkout free`](git_checkout_free/README.md): alien celebrates newfound freedom
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14. [`# amendment 28`](amendment_28/README.md)
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15. [`deploy.sh`](deploy.sh/README.md): the fixed build is running in CI
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## Credits
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`# initial commit` by Thomas Jefferson, read by John F. Kennedy.
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Immigration law by Bruce Morrison, INS, USCIS, and ETA.
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Lyrics by Gemini 3 Pro and Max Piskunov.
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Music by Suno v5.
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Performance by Suno v5.
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Performance by Suno v5 (`0x1` to `0xE`) and Suno v5.5 (`deploy.sh`).
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Player by Gemini 3 Pro, Claude Opus 4.6, Claude Opus 4.8, and Claude Fable 5.
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Unit tests by Max Piskunov, Claude Opus 4.6, and Claude Fable 5.
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Concept and production by Max Piskunov.

‎alien_worker.sh‎

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
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‎amendment_28/BUILD‎

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‎amendment_28/README.md‎

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# Amendment 28
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The United States and any State shall not deny, abridge, or distinguish
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any right, privilege, or immunity of any person
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on account of birth, national origin, or citizenship status.
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```sh
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git add .
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git push
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‎deploy.sh/BUILD‎

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# deploy.sh
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## Intro
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Build running
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Initiating prune
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## Verse 1
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Witness the cleanest refactor that you’ve ever seen
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