diff --git a/joinmessages.json b/joinmessages.json
index 8ee0434..7470759 100644
--- a/joinmessages.json
+++ b/joinmessages.json
@@ -46,6 +46,9 @@
        "$n what's your highest uptime? You get a gold star if you win the uptime meme.",
        "$n, I appreciate your devastation.",
        "$n, are you inebriated?",
-       "Oh god $n just joined. I need to inebriate myself."
+       "Oh god $n just joined. I need to inebriate myself.",
+       "$n! I need my ketamine!",
+       "$n, do you have my ketamine?",
+       "Hey $n, have you played UDP tetris today?"
     ]
 }