@@ -83,13 +83,13 @@ <h2 class="section-title">❌ The slow, painful death of never restarting (aka d
8383 < div >
8484 < p > < strong > When you avoid restarting, your computer suffers (and frankly, so does your sanity):</ strong > </ p >
8585 < ul >
86- < li > Memory leaks accumulate like dishes in a college dorm sink (but somehow grosser)</ li >
87- < li > Temporary files pile up like Amazon packages during Black Friday shopping sprees</ li >
88- < li > System processes become as responsive as a DMV clerk at 4:59 PM</ li >
89- < li > Updates remain incomplete, leaving security gaps wider than your browser history</ li >
90- < li > Your computer runs so hot it could double as a space heater (but way louder and angrier)</ li >
91- < li > Programs crash more often than a toddler learning to walk</ li >
92- < li > Boot times stretch longer than a Marvel movie (and with fewer explosions)</ li >
86+ < li > Memory leaks accumulate like dishes in a college dorm sink (but somehow grosser)</ li >
87+ < li > Temporary files pile up like Amazon packages during Black Friday shopping sprees</ li >
88+ < li > System processes become as responsive as a DMV clerk at 4:59 PM</ li >
89+ < li > Updates remain incomplete, leaving security gaps wider than your browser history</ li >
90+ < li > Your computer runs so hot it could double as a space heater (but way louder and angrier)</ li >
91+ < li > Programs crash more often than a toddler learning to walk</ li >
92+ < li > Boot times stretch longer than a Marvel movie (and with fewer explosions)</ li >
9393 </ ul >
9494 < p > It's like trying to function after surviving on energy drinks and spite for three weeks straight. Even computers need
9595 their beauty sleep and a good digital detox!</ p >
@@ -133,20 +133,20 @@ <h2 class="section-title yepyep">✅ The magical transformation of hitting resta
133133 < div >
134134 < p > < strong > Regular restarts give you (and your computer's therapist recommends):</ strong > </ p >
135135 < ul >
136- < li > Fresh memory allocation - like a digital Marie Kondo session</ li >
137- < li > Completed system updates and security patches (because vulnerability is so last Tuesday)</ li >
138- < li > Cleared temporary files and cache (digital spring cleaning, but faster)</ li >
139- < li > Reset network connections and system processes (like hitting the refresh button on life)</ li >
140- < li > Cool, quiet operation that won't wake your cat at 3 AM</ li >
141- < li > Faster boot times than your morning coffee routine</ li >
136+ < li > Fresh memory allocation - like a digital Marie Kondo session</ li >
137+ < li > Completed system updates and security patches (because vulnerability is so last Tuesday)</ li >
138+ < li > Cleared temporary files and cache (digital spring cleaning, but faster)</ li >
139+ < li > Reset network connections and system processes (like hitting the refresh button on life)</ li >
140+ < li > Cool, quiet operation that won't wake your cat at 3 AM</ li >
141+ < li > Faster boot times than your morning coffee routine</ li >
142142 </ ul >
143143 < p > < strong > How often should you restart? (A completely scientific guide)</ strong > </ p >
144144 < ul >
145- < li > Daily users: Every 2-3 days (like washing your hair, but for computers)</ li >
146- < li > Heavy users: Daily (your computer is basically running a digital marathon)</ li >
147- < li > Servers: During scheduled maintenance windows (they're the strong silent type)</ li >
148- < li > When things feel sluggish: Right now! (seriously, stop reading and do it)</ li >
149- < li > When you hear the fan screaming: Yesterday would have been better</ li >
145+ < li > Daily users: Every 2-3 days (like washing your hair, but for computers)</ li >
146+ < li > Heavy users: Daily (your computer is basically running a digital marathon)</ li >
147+ < li > Servers: During scheduled maintenance windows (they're the strong silent type)</ li >
148+ < li > When things feel sluggish: Right now! (seriously, stop reading and do it)</ li >
149+ < li > When you hear the fan screaming: Yesterday would have been better</ li >
150150 </ ul >
151151 </ div >
152152 </ div >
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