refresh README in a dash of creative and humor

Author: ntk148v

README.md

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-<h1 align="center">TIL - Today I Learned</h1>
+<h1 align="center">TIL - Today I Learned (and probably forgot by tomorrow)</h1>
 
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   <img alt="merlin" src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/Arthur-Pyle_The_Enchanter_Merlin.JPG/800px-Arthur-Pyle_The_Enchanter_Merlin.JPG" width="30%"/>
-  <h4><a href="https://www.amazon.jobs/en/principles">Learn and Be Curious</a>: Leaders are never done learning and always seek to improve themselves. They are curious about new possibilities and act to explore them.</h4>
+  <h4>Channeling my inner Merlin (minus the beard and pointy hat): <a href="https://www.amazon.jobs/en/principles">Learn and Be Curious</a> - because who knows what magical knowledge awaits!</h4>
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     <a href="https://github.com/ntk148v/til/contributors"><img src="https://img.shields.io/github/contributors/ntk148v/til?colorA=192330&colorB=81b29a&style=for-the-badge"></a>
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-> [!IMPORTANT] > **AI is amazing, you can find [even better TIL with Deepwiki](https://deepwiki.com/ntk148v/til/)**.
+> [!IMPORTANT]
+> **May contain traces of actual knowledge! For even *more* amazing (and probably less humorous) TILs, check out [Deepwiki](https://deepwiki.com/ntk148v/til/)**.
 
-A collection of concise write-ups on small things I learn day to day across a variety of things: technologies (mostly), my hobbies, tips... There are things that don't really warrant a full article. TILs are short Markdown notes, and they might be incomplete (mostly) :bow: :bow:
+A wild collection of fleeting thoughts and tiny discoveries! This is where I dump all the small, shiny things I learn daily across tech, hobbies, and life. Think of these as bite-sized knowledge nuggets, not full-course meals. They're short, sweet, and often delightfully incomplete (you've been warned!) :bow: :bow:
 
-The repository is designed to be searched rather than browsed sequentially.
+Forget browsing, embrace the hunt! This repo is built for searching, not scrolling. Follow the ancient wisdom of the flowchart below to find your treasure (or just get lost, that's part of the fun):
 
 ```mermaid
 flowchart TD
-    A[Start: Come to this page] --> B[Press S to search the repository]
-    B --> C{Did you find anything useful?}
-    C -- Yes --> E[Done!]
-    C -- No --> D[Press T to fuzzy search files, type <keyword>]
-    D --> F{Still nothing useful?}
-    F -- Yes --> G[Maybe there's no info on <keyword>. Search elsewhere. Good luck 🙇]
-    F -- No --> E
+    A[You've arrived! Welcome, seeker of knowledge (or just a lost soul)] --> B[Press 'S' to summon the search spirits] --> C{Did the spirits reveal what you sought?}
+    C -- Heck yeah! --> E[Huzzah! Knowledge gained!]
+    C -- Nah, try again --> D[Press 'T' for a fuzzy file quest, type thy <keyword>]
+    D --> F{Still wandering in the wilderness?}
+    F -- Alas, 'tis empty --> G[Perhaps the knowledge is in another castle... or repo. Good luck, brave adventurer 🙇]
+    F -- Eureka! --> E
 ```