Clueless

I'm going to be straight forward.  All of this is Greek to me.  All I have is are 2 cell phones and a tablet.  My laptop doesn't connect to Internet for some ungodly reason.  I am literally an idiot when it comes to this stuff.  If I'm needing to do something, you will have to explain it like I'm 10, sorry but I'm a hands on type, not a text book type