diff --git a/LICENSE-APACHE b/LICENSE-APACHE
index c5494b9fd..3fdcaa308 100644
--- a/LICENSE-APACHE
+++ b/LICENSE-APACHE
@@ -187,6 +187,7 @@ APPENDIX: How to apply the Apache License to your work.
    identification within third-party archives.
 
 Copyright 2022-2024 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
 you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
diff --git a/LICENSE-MIT b/LICENSE-MIT
index 3851928e5..9d50fb343 100644
--- a/LICENSE-MIT
+++ b/LICENSE-MIT
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 Copyright (c) 2022-2024 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright (c) 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any
 person obtaining a copy of this software and associated
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 1bcd83c0d..9ddd80a00 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -4,9 +4,15 @@
 
 </div>
 
-[![crates.io](https://img.shields.io/crates/v/cargo-dist.svg)](https://crates.io/crates/cargo-dist)
-[![docs](https://docs.rs/cargo-dist/badge.svg)](https://docs.rs/cargo-dist)
-[![Rust CI](https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/workflows/Rust%20CI/badge.svg?branch=main)](https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/actions/workflows/ci.yml)
+[![Rust CI](https://github.com/oxidecomputer/cargo-dist/workflows/Rust%20CI/badge.svg?branch=main)](https://github.com/oxidecomputer/cargo-dist/actions/workflows/ci.yml)
+
+## Fork Status
+
+This is a fork of `dist` intended for Oxide's internal use.
+
+Contributions may be accepted, but we do not intend to add any new features or fix any issues that do not directly impact our workflows.
+
+## Dist
 
 *dist distributes your binaries*
 
diff --git a/cargo-dist/src/platform.rs b/cargo-dist/src/platform.rs
index d6ff39614..9e59482c9 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/src/platform.rs
+++ b/cargo-dist/src/platform.rs
@@ -319,7 +319,7 @@ impl LibcVersion {
     pub fn default_glibc() -> Self {
         Self {
             major: 2,
-            series: 31,
+            series: 35,
         }
     }
 
@@ -940,7 +940,7 @@ fn native_glibc_version(system: &SystemInfo, linkage: &Linkage) -> Option<LibcVe
                 // If there's a system libc, assume that's what it was built against
                 return Some(LibcVersion::glibc_from_schema(system_glibc));
             } else {
-                // If the system has no known libc version use Ubuntu 20.04's glibc as a guess
+                // If the system has no known libc version use Ubuntu 22.04's glibc as a guess
                 return Some(LibcVersion::default_glibc());
             }
         }
diff --git a/cargo-dist/templates/ci/github/release.yml.j2 b/cargo-dist/templates/ci/github/release.yml.j2
index 7f522cadd..d351924fc 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/templates/ci/github/release.yml.j2
+++ b/cargo-dist/templates/ci/github/release.yml.j2
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_basic.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_basic.snap
index 6567207e5..48433c3fb 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_basic.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_basic.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="akaikatana-repack-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.xz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -2313,6 +2313,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_musl.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_musl.snap
index 85c433f53..db82fd69a 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_musl.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_musl.snap
@@ -417,7 +417,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="akaikatana-repack-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.xz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -1682,6 +1682,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_one_alias_among_many_binaries.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_one_alias_among_many_binaries.snap
index 62a154959..f8a5c1e2d 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_one_alias_among_many_binaries.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_one_alias_among_many_binaries.snap
@@ -440,7 +440,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="akaikatana-repack-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.xz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -2344,6 +2344,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_two_bin_aliases.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_two_bin_aliases.snap
index 0a63608b7..76c69829b 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_two_bin_aliases.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_two_bin_aliases.snap
@@ -452,7 +452,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="akaikatana-repack-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.xz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -2371,6 +2371,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_updaters.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_updaters.snap
index cdb5866fd..30ba80d20 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_updaters.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/akaikatana_updaters.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="akaikatana-repack-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.xz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -2357,6 +2357,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_abyss.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_abyss.snap
index b9944d94a..a4e50a9b4 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_abyss.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_abyss.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3324,7 +3324,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3905,6 +3905,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_alias.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_alias.snap
index a9a1c9458..5560d44e7 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_alias.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_alias.snap
@@ -440,7 +440,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3357,7 +3357,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3929,6 +3929,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_alias_ignores_missing_bins.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_alias_ignores_missing_bins.snap
index 57fbb004b..b570b544a 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_alias_ignores_missing_bins.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_alias_ignores_missing_bins.snap
@@ -440,7 +440,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3359,7 +3359,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3931,6 +3931,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_basic.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_basic.snap
index 3b06bd04c..a03c80714 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_basic.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_basic.snap
@@ -4247,6 +4247,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_basic_lies.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_basic_lies.snap
index f54ad20e0..1d9691455 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_basic_lies.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_basic_lies.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3327,7 +3327,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3999,6 +3999,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_build_setup_steps.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_build_setup_steps.snap
index 4d628cb83..6f119fdcf 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_build_setup_steps.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_build_setup_steps.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3324,7 +3324,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3896,6 +3896,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_blake2b.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_blake2b.snap
index e87cb39f3..322d9e974 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_blake2b.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_blake2b.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -1661,6 +1661,7 @@ download_binary_and_run_installer "$@" || exit 1
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_blake2s.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_blake2s.snap
index 44681c273..aa23f0e9b 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_blake2s.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_blake2s.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -1661,6 +1661,7 @@ download_binary_and_run_installer "$@" || exit 1
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_sha3_256.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_sha3_256.snap
index b434b46ca..234003312 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_sha3_256.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_sha3_256.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -1661,6 +1661,7 @@ download_binary_and_run_installer "$@" || exit 1
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_sha3_512.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_sha3_512.snap
index 6a1fadc79..b367f7e22 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_sha3_512.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_checksum_sha3_512.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -1661,6 +1661,7 @@ download_binary_and_run_installer "$@" || exit 1
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_cross1.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_cross1.snap
index 7089c8f5a..49e6e0fac 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_cross1.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_cross1.snap
@@ -463,7 +463,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "aarch64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-aarch64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -494,7 +494,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -2436,6 +2436,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_cross2.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_cross2.snap
index 764dee1f5..a486d0e87 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_cross2.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_cross2.snap
@@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "aarch64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-aarch64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -2040,6 +2040,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_custom_formula.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_custom_formula.snap
index 600c63143..e4893abda 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_custom_formula.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_custom_formula.snap
@@ -395,6 +395,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_custom_github_runners.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_custom_github_runners.snap
index 71b587381..14f60a476 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_custom_github_runners.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_custom_github_runners.snap
@@ -319,6 +319,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_disable_source_tarball.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_disable_source_tarball.snap
index f97404aff..2e03e1178 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_disable_source_tarball.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_disable_source_tarball.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3324,7 +3324,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3884,6 +3884,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  axolotlsay-n
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dispatch.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dispatch.snap
index 0473e1739..a44e2bdd3 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dispatch.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dispatch.snap
@@ -317,6 +317,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dispatch_abyss.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dispatch_abyss.snap
index bcbf79559..0741e81a3 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dispatch_abyss.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dispatch_abyss.snap
@@ -325,6 +325,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dispatch_abyss_only.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dispatch_abyss_only.snap
index 755ce4e41..60b8f8ed6 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dispatch_abyss_only.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dispatch_abyss_only.snap
@@ -318,6 +318,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dist_url_override.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dist_url_override.snap
index e51556849..2b7b571fd 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dist_url_override.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_dist_url_override.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -2228,6 +2228,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_edit_existing.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_edit_existing.snap
index e66ff93a8..0fba6658f 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_edit_existing.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_edit_existing.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3324,7 +3324,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3818,6 +3818,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_generic_workspace_basic.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_generic_workspace_basic.snap
index 19014568b..a76c85d83 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_generic_workspace_basic.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_generic_workspace_basic.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-js-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.xz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -2382,7 +2382,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.xz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -4484,6 +4484,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_homebrew_linux_only.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_homebrew_linux_only.snap
index a3ac59da2..0ed496ce9 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_homebrew_linux_only.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_homebrew_linux_only.snap
@@ -201,6 +201,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_homebrew_macos_x86_64_only.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_homebrew_macos_x86_64_only.snap
index 557306282..f8eb6324e 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_homebrew_macos_x86_64_only.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_homebrew_macos_x86_64_only.snap
@@ -204,6 +204,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_homebrew_packages.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_homebrew_packages.snap
index fc063e0ae..7caed289d 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_homebrew_packages.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_homebrew_packages.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3324,7 +3324,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3898,6 +3898,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_musl.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_musl.snap
index 754c72f66..1ab29b141 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_musl.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_musl.snap
@@ -417,7 +417,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -2716,7 +2716,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3179,6 +3179,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_musl_no_gnu.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_musl_no_gnu.snap
index 178017b68..2d5591106 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_musl_no_gnu.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_musl_no_gnu.snap
@@ -2696,7 +2696,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3101,6 +3101,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_no_homebrew_publish.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_no_homebrew_publish.snap
index f953f67ef..8ab2d18ed 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_no_homebrew_publish.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_no_homebrew_publish.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3324,7 +3324,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3818,6 +3818,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_no_locals.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_no_locals.snap
index 3331f8161..41254cbb5 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_no_locals.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_no_locals.snap
@@ -317,6 +317,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_no_locals_but_custom.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_no_locals_but_custom.snap
index 7bf238db7..a7f09a617 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_no_locals_but_custom.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_no_locals_but_custom.snap
@@ -317,6 +317,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_several_aliases.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_several_aliases.snap
index 7b5359db2..7dfef6c79 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_several_aliases.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_several_aliases.snap
@@ -440,7 +440,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3363,7 +3363,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3935,6 +3935,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_ssldotcom_windows_sign.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_ssldotcom_windows_sign.snap
index 8a96b7789..cfdfb8214 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_ssldotcom_windows_sign.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_ssldotcom_windows_sign.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -2306,6 +2306,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_ssldotcom_windows_sign_prod.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_ssldotcom_windows_sign_prod.snap
index 8a96b7789..cfdfb8214 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_ssldotcom_windows_sign_prod.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_ssldotcom_windows_sign_prod.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -2306,6 +2306,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_tag_namespace.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_tag_namespace.snap
index a8dc5bdd2..3b5935048 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_tag_namespace.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_tag_namespace.snap
@@ -317,6 +317,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_updaters.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_updaters.snap
index b4a16b052..ae720ac78 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_updaters.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_updaters.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3336,7 +3336,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3940,6 +3940,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_global_build_job.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_global_build_job.snap
index 361636cf9..8fff187d5 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_global_build_job.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_global_build_job.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3324,7 +3324,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3818,6 +3818,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_host_job.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_host_job.snap
index 8072fb2f3..fabf959fe 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_host_job.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_host_job.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3324,7 +3324,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3818,6 +3818,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_local_build_job.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_local_build_job.snap
index dd3266166..40bf7076c 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_local_build_job.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_local_build_job.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3324,7 +3324,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3818,6 +3818,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_plan_job.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_plan_job.snap
index 41869350a..ebbe0678b 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_plan_job.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_plan_job.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3324,7 +3324,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3818,6 +3818,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_publish_job.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_publish_job.snap
index 1738589b4..5a43d08fa 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_publish_job.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/axolotlsay_user_publish_job.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
@@ -3324,7 +3324,7 @@ install(false);
   },
   "glibcMinimum": {
     "major": 2,
-    "series": 31
+    "series": 35
   },
   "homepage": "https://github.com/axodotdev/axolotlsay",
   "license": "MIT OR Apache-2.0",
@@ -3818,6 +3818,7 @@ CENSORED (see https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/issues/1477)  source.tar.g
 # This file was autogenerated by dist: https://opensource.axo.dev/cargo-dist/
 #
 # Copyright 2022-2024, axodotdev
+# Copyright 2025, Oxide Computer Company
 # SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
 #
 # CI that:
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_cargo_home.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_cargo_home.snap
index d1b5784bb..8f6cfe0dd 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_cargo_home.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_cargo_home.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_no_subdir.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_no_subdir.snap
index e00e49f49..20cb24a12 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_no_subdir.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_no_subdir.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_subdir.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_subdir.snap
index 8c022aaea..083a75c32 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_subdir.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_subdir.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_subdir_space.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_subdir_space.snap
index 54f0a6886..428c4b76d 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_subdir_space.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_subdir_space.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_subdir_space_deeper.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_subdir_space_deeper.snap
index 105309bf1..bd4ac6f4b 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_subdir_space_deeper.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_env_subdir_space_deeper.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_fallback_no_env_var_set.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_fallback_no_env_var_set.snap
index 95445f417..ec0760b39 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_fallback_no_env_var_set.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_fallback_no_env_var_set.snap
@@ -429,7 +429,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_deeper.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_deeper.snap
index 71937ed88..a92005079 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_deeper.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_deeper.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_min.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_min.snap
index 9b3ce75e5..9a34a81eb 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_min.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_min.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_space.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_space.snap
index 79fc3d716..919fe318a 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_space.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_space.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_space_deeper.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_space_deeper.snap
index 21c95e640..0b37d5407 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_space_deeper.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_home_subdir_space_deeper.snap
@@ -428,7 +428,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
diff --git a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_no_fallback_taken.snap b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_no_fallback_taken.snap
index c52d018c1..a82c05070 100644
--- a/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_no_fallback_taken.snap
+++ b/cargo-dist/tests/snapshots/install_path_no_fallback_taken.snap
@@ -429,7 +429,7 @@ select_archive_for_arch() {
             ;;
         "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
             _archive="axolotlsay-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz"
-            if ! check_glibc "2" "31"; then
+            if ! check_glibc "2" "35"; then
                 _archive=""
             fi
             if [ -n "$_archive" ]; then
diff --git a/vendor/axoasset/LICENSE-APACHE b/vendor/axoasset/LICENSE-APACHE
index 95840a1f1..329ffcaf6 100644
--- a/vendor/axoasset/LICENSE-APACHE
+++ b/vendor/axoasset/LICENSE-APACHE
@@ -187,6 +187,7 @@ APPENDIX: How to apply the Apache License to your work.
    identification within third-party archives.
 
 Copyright 2023 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
 you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
diff --git a/vendor/axoasset/LICENSE-MIT b/vendor/axoasset/LICENSE-MIT
index c163242f7..287cb6a29 100644
--- a/vendor/axoasset/LICENSE-MIT
+++ b/vendor/axoasset/LICENSE-MIT
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 Copyright (c) 2023 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright (c) 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any
 person obtaining a copy of this software and associated
diff --git a/vendor/axoasset/README.md b/vendor/axoasset/README.md
index 1439cc760..09b009cea 100644
--- a/vendor/axoasset/README.md
+++ b/vendor/axoasset/README.md
@@ -41,6 +41,7 @@ conditions.
 If you are interested in contributing, please read our [CONTRIBUTING notes] and our [Code of Conduct].
 
 **Copyright 2022 Axo Developer Co.**
+**Copyright 2025 Oxide Computer Company**
 
 [CONTRIBUTING notes]: CONTRIBUTING.md
 [Code of Conduct]: CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md
diff --git a/vendor/axocli/LICENSE-APACHE b/vendor/axocli/LICENSE-APACHE
index 95840a1f1..329ffcaf6 100644
--- a/vendor/axocli/LICENSE-APACHE
+++ b/vendor/axocli/LICENSE-APACHE
@@ -187,6 +187,7 @@ APPENDIX: How to apply the Apache License to your work.
    identification within third-party archives.
 
 Copyright 2023 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
 you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
diff --git a/vendor/axocli/LICENSE-MIT b/vendor/axocli/LICENSE-MIT
index c163242f7..287cb6a29 100644
--- a/vendor/axocli/LICENSE-MIT
+++ b/vendor/axocli/LICENSE-MIT
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 Copyright (c) 2023 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright (c) 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any
 person obtaining a copy of this software and associated
diff --git a/vendor/axoprocess/LICENSE-APACHE b/vendor/axoprocess/LICENSE-APACHE
index 95840a1f1..329ffcaf6 100644
--- a/vendor/axoprocess/LICENSE-APACHE
+++ b/vendor/axoprocess/LICENSE-APACHE
@@ -187,6 +187,7 @@ APPENDIX: How to apply the Apache License to your work.
    identification within third-party archives.
 
 Copyright 2023 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
 you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
diff --git a/vendor/axoprocess/LICENSE-MIT b/vendor/axoprocess/LICENSE-MIT
index c163242f7..287cb6a29 100644
--- a/vendor/axoprocess/LICENSE-MIT
+++ b/vendor/axoprocess/LICENSE-MIT
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 Copyright (c) 2023 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright (c) 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any
 person obtaining a copy of this software and associated
diff --git a/vendor/axotag/LICENSE-APACHE b/vendor/axotag/LICENSE-APACHE
index 95840a1f1..329ffcaf6 100644
--- a/vendor/axotag/LICENSE-APACHE
+++ b/vendor/axotag/LICENSE-APACHE
@@ -187,6 +187,7 @@ APPENDIX: How to apply the Apache License to your work.
    identification within third-party archives.
 
 Copyright 2023 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
 you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
diff --git a/vendor/axotag/LICENSE-MIT b/vendor/axotag/LICENSE-MIT
index c163242f7..287cb6a29 100644
--- a/vendor/axotag/LICENSE-MIT
+++ b/vendor/axotag/LICENSE-MIT
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 Copyright (c) 2023 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright (c) 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any
 person obtaining a copy of this software and associated
diff --git a/vendor/axoupdater/LICENSE-APACHE b/vendor/axoupdater/LICENSE-APACHE
index 25a56e8f4..f5d16655a 100644
--- a/vendor/axoupdater/LICENSE-APACHE
+++ b/vendor/axoupdater/LICENSE-APACHE
@@ -187,6 +187,7 @@ APPENDIX: How to apply the Apache License to your work.
    identification within third-party archives.
 
 Copyright 2024 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
 you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
diff --git a/vendor/axoupdater/LICENSE-MIT b/vendor/axoupdater/LICENSE-MIT
index 8e782fc20..5cab7f692 100644
--- a/vendor/axoupdater/LICENSE-MIT
+++ b/vendor/axoupdater/LICENSE-MIT
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 Copyright (c) 2024 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright (c) 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any
 person obtaining a copy of this software and associated
diff --git a/vendor/gazenot/LICENSE-APACHE b/vendor/gazenot/LICENSE-APACHE
index 95840a1f1..329ffcaf6 100644
--- a/vendor/gazenot/LICENSE-APACHE
+++ b/vendor/gazenot/LICENSE-APACHE
@@ -187,6 +187,7 @@ APPENDIX: How to apply the Apache License to your work.
    identification within third-party archives.
 
 Copyright 2023 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
 you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
diff --git a/vendor/gazenot/LICENSE-MIT b/vendor/gazenot/LICENSE-MIT
index c163242f7..287cb6a29 100644
--- a/vendor/gazenot/LICENSE-MIT
+++ b/vendor/gazenot/LICENSE-MIT
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 Copyright (c) 2023 Axo Developer Co.
+Copyright (c) 2025 Oxide Computer Company
 
 Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any
 person obtaining a copy of this software and associated