Implement a programming language a la whitespace with :fire: and :boom: emoji.

[hcoyote]

I believe this would be an effective way of incorporating just how much a tirefire the program you're writing is.

For reference:

🔥 and 💥

[moutons]

you cray

[moutons]

but maybe it'll work. leaving the issue open in the hopes that some kind soul will address this perfectly reasonable request 🔥 💥