Commands

Command	Doc
!8ball	Asks the Magic 8-Ball a question.
!about	Returns info about the bot.
!acronym	Generates a meaning for the specified acronym.
!admins	Returns a list of admins. V = Verified (authed to NickServ), U = Unverified.
!ahamilto	Emulates ahamilto.
!ahamilton	Alias of !ahamilto
!award	Award a medal.
!babble	Babbles like a user
!bc	Evaluates mathmatical expressions.
!bike	I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I could but I borrowed it.
!bingo	Creates a bingo board.
!bjones	Alias of !weather
!blame	Blames a random user for something.
!bofh	Alias of !fortune
!botsnack	Causes the bot to snack on something.
!bug	Alias of !issue
!cancel	Cancels a deferred action (i.e. kills a thread) with the given name.
!channels	Returns a listing of the current channels.
!choose	Chooses between multiple choices.
!cidr	Gets a CIDR range.
!clippy	Informs a user that they are trying to do something and inquire if they want help
!coin	Flips a coin a number of times.
!creffett	Alias to !rage
!cve	Gets info on a CVE id from MITRE's CVE database
!cveid	Alias of !cve
!date	Alias of !time
!ddate	Returns the Discordian date.
!defersay	Says something at a later time.
!define	Gets the definition of a word.
!demorse	Converts morse to ascii.
!dialup	Pesters creffett to get dialup.
!distro	Gets a random distro.
!ebay	Implements xkcd 576.
!eix	Runs eix with the given arguments.
!errno	Return either a random value or the specified one from errno.h.
!excuse	Alias of !fortune
!explain	Explain things.
!filter	Changes the output filter.
!fml	Gets a random FML post
!fortune	Returns a fortune.
!fweather	Gets the FSCKING weather!
!fwilson	Imitates fwilson.
!g	Alias of !google
!gcc	Compiles stuff.
!google	Googles something.
!guarded	Shows the currently guarded nicks.
!help	Gives help.
!hooks	Lists loaded hooks
!imdb	Alias of !movie
!inspect	Inspect a bot attribute.
!insult	Insults a user.
!ipa	Alias to !nato
!issue	Files a github issue or gets a open one.
!isup	Checks if a website is up.
!jargon	Causes the bot to generate some jargon.
!kill	Kills somebody.
!livedoc	Alias to !wiki
!lmgtfy	Alias to !explain
!math	Alias to !bc
!meme	Gets a random meme.
!microwave	Microwaves something.
!mission	Announces the mission.
!mode	Sets a mode.
!morse	Converts text to morse code.
!movie	Gets a random movie.
!msg	Sends a message to a channel.
!nato	Converts text into NATO form.
!nuke	Nukes somebody.
!pester	Pesters somebody.
!pfoley	Imitates pfoley.
!ping	Ping something.
!poll	Alias to !vote
!praise	Praises something.
!pull	Pull changes.
!quote	Handles quotes.
!rage	RAGE!!!
!randissue	Alias to !skasturi
!random	For when you don't have enough randomness in your life.
!reddit	Gets a random Reddit post.r
!reverse	Reverses a message.
!roman	Convert a number to the roman numeral equivalent.
!s	Corrects a previous message.
!score	Gets scores.
!sdamashek	Alias to !random
!seen	When a nick was last seen.
!sha512	SHA512 hashes something.
!shibe	Wow. So shibe. Such reaction. Amaze.
!skasturi	Gives a a random, non-sensical issue.
!slap	Slap somebody.
!slogan	Gets a slogan.
!srepetsk	Gets a random Reddit post.
!ssearch	Searches steam.
!stats	Gets stats.
!steam	Gets steam status.
!stock	Gets a stock quote.
!stopwatch	Start/stops/resume/get stopwatch
!sw	Alias to !stopwatch
!throw	Throw something.
!time	Tells the time.
!timeout	Quiets a user, then unquiets them after the specified period of time.
!trans	Alias to !translate
!translate	Translate something.
!uptime	Shows the bot's uptime.
!urban	Gets a definition from urban dictionary.
!version	Check the git revison.
!vote	Handles voting.
!wai	Gives a reason for something.
!weather	Gets the weather.
!why	Alias to !wai
!wiki	Returns the first wikipedia result for the argument.
!wikipath	Find a path between two wikipedia articles.
!wikipedia	Alias to !wiki
!wolf	Queries WolframAlpha.
!word	Gets a random word.
!wtf	Tells you what acronyms mean.
!xkcd	Gets a xkcd comic.
!yoda	To yoda-speak convert a message. Yeesssssss.