Options?

[thirdcreed]

-p parrot?
-h hook?
-s scurvy?
-b [1-10] beard length?
-P patch?
-bt bawdy tattoo?
-lbt less bawdy tattoo?
--tattoo-bawdiness [1-10]?

[bcoe]

I could not be more on board with this issue (get it, on board ⛵)?

[thirdcreed]

Oh I got it, I had to stifle my laughter, in fact I shed a ... private tear.