feat: gasp at straws vs last grasp

[hippietrail]

Issues

N/A

Description

I read or heard one of these malapropisms the other day and that made me wonder if its counterpart existed. It turns out both occur but I'm not sure if they're that common vs how common false positives are.

Demo

How Has This Been Tested?

Manually.

AI Disclosure

• I am a human and didn't use any AI.
• I used LLM features of my editor, but not an agent.
• I used an AI agent interactively.
• I am an agent or I got an agent to do the work autonomously.

If Your PR Implements or Enhances a Linter

• I made up the sentences in the unit tests.
• The sentences in the unit tests were generated by an AI.
• I'm using examples from the bug report / feature request.
• I collected real-world sentences for the unit tests.

Checklist

• I have performed a self-review of my own code
• I have added tests to cover my changes
• I have considered splitting this into smaller pull requests.