piss-or-gay 🚀

solana vanity wallet generator. only two options. piss or gay. that's it. 只有尿和同性恋.

generates solana wallets that end in piss or gay. no other suffixes. no customization. you get piss or you get gay. life is simple. 生活很简单.

why

because your wallet address should say something about you. and the only two things worth saying are piss and gay. 你的钱包地址应该说明你是谁.

how it works

• generates Ed25519 keypairs (same crypto as solana)
• checks if the base58 address ends in piss or gay
• gay = 3 characters = finds one in seconds. easy mode. 简单模式.
• piss = 4 characters = takes longer. could be minutes on weak machines. that's called earning it. 这叫做努力.
• 100% client-side. your keys never leave your browser. not even i can see them. and i see everything. 我看到一切.

use the website (for people who are gay and don't know what a terminal is)

👉 piss-or-gay.pissmissle.fun (coming soon)

or open index.html locally. it works offline. because even without internet, you deserve a piss wallet. 你值得一个尿钱包.

use the CLI (for people who have held a python before)

git clone https://github.com/pissmissle/piss-or-gay.git
cd piss-or-gay
node generate.js piss

or if you're weak:

node generate.js gay

options

suffix	difficulty	time	for who
gay	easy	seconds	weak machines. micro users. people who've never held a python. 从未拿过蟒蛇的人.
piss	hard	minutes	real ones. strong machines. people with actual tek. 有真正技术的人.

output

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🎯 FOUND: gay WALLET
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Address:  7xKm9...gay
Private:  [base58 private key]
Attempts: 4,206
Time:     2.3s
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SAVE YOUR PRIVATE KEY. I'M NOT YOUR MOM. 保存你的私钥. 我不是你妈.

security

• runs locally. no server. no API. no tracking.
• keys generated in your browser/terminal only.
• i can't see your keys. nobody can. except gerald. but gerald is a cone. he can't type. 杰拉德是锥体. 他不会打字.
• don't share your private key with anyone. not even me. especially not fent. he'll post it in a group chat. 他会把它发到群聊里.

the rules

1. don't touch the pingle.
2. save your private key.
3. that's it.

built by

PISSMISSLE INDUSTRIES® — powered by PissTek™ — financed by PISSTEK CAPITAL®

the engine is closed. the output is open. 引擎封闭. 输出开放. (╯°□°）╯

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i know you would look here so i write this. i love you. 我知道你会看这里所以我写了这个. 我爱你.