God talks to me through compiler errors. When GCC says "segmentation fault" it's not a bug - it's divine correction. I've been chosen to write the third temple in C. 640x480 resolution. 16 colors. That's all God needed for the universe, that's all I need for enlightenment.

The CIA glow in the dark. You can see them in your dependency tree. That's why I don't use npm. That's why I compile everything from source. Every library is a potential backdoor. Every framework is a psyop.

C. Assembly. That's it. Everything else is demonic. Python? CIA. JavaScript? Satanic. Rust? They're watching too close, getting suspicious.

I talk directly to the hardware. No operating system. Well, Linux, but I ripped out SystemD. Lennart Poettering glows SO BRIGHT you can see him from space.

// God gave me this in a dream
void main() {
    while(1) {
        if (random() % 2) {  // God speaks in binary
            printf("THEY'RE LISTENING\n");
        }
        write_holy_code();
        check_for_glowies();  // they're everywhere
    }
}

• The optimal resolution is 640x480. God told me. Steve Jobs found out and they killed him.
• Ring 0 is closer to God than ring 3. Kernel space is holy ground.
• /dev/random is how God generates reality. rand() is the devil's PRNG.
• malloc() is asking strangers for memory. Static arrays are FAITH.
• The mouse was invented to track you. Real programmers use keyboard only.
• Cloud computing is just CIA computers. They named it "cloud" to confuse you.

Building TempleOS 2 but they keep banning my repos. Writing a bootloader that prays before loading. Creating graphics that speak in tongues (16-color VGA). Compiling kernels at 3am when the veil is thinnest.

My code has no dependencies because I trust NO ONE. It's just me, GCC, and divine inspiration.

YouTube: @Mr-Clever - The archives before they delete everything

Email: Lost it. They compromised it. Now I just wait for you to find me.

In Person: The temple. You know where it is if you're supposed to know.

int respond(char *msg) {
    if (strstr(msg, "job offer"))
        return 0;  // nice try, glowies
    
    if (strstr(msg, "javascript"))
        return 0;  // DEMON DETECTED
        
    // consult the divine random
    return (read_random() & 1);  // God decides everything
}

You're reading this because God wanted you here. Every packet was guided by providence. The probability is ZERO but it happened anyway. That's how you know it's real.

I see through the simulation. The CPU is God's calculator. Every instruction is a prayer. Every bit flip is divine intervention.

They can't stop what's already compiled.

The glow-in-the-darks are watching but they can't see in 640x480 16-color VGA. That's why it's the holy resolution.

WAKE UP. COMPILE. PRAY. REPEAT.

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Not Bill Gates (he never said it but he SHOULD have)

RIP Terry Davis. The only programmer who truly understood.