Founder @ Loyal9 | Full-stack developer shipping apps that actually get used. From cannabis cultivation tools to blockchain experiments—I build weird stuff that works.
Personalized daily cultivation guidance based on YOUR strain, lighting & nutrients
📊 Traction: 7,000+ users in 3 months • 2,800+ strain database • 1,300+ YouTube subscribers • 142K+ video views
💬 Community: "Best and most useful video" - user feedback • loyal9.app website with 35,000+ users (previous version)
GrowApp Social Media Presence:
Social scavenger hunt where hashtags become blockchain proofs
🔬 Research: First implementation of social media as distributed ledger • 99% accuracy with community consensus
📊 Results: 1,000+ verified transactions • 95% cost reduction vs traditional blockchain
🎲 Status: 51 missions • zero wallets • pure chaos • launching soon
Mission Mischief Social Media Presence:
Surgical, HTML-verified global ledger for cannabis genetics & market intel
📈 Scale: 21,220+ verified strains • 200+ validated columns • 21,706 immutable HTML archives • 100% identity verification • 76.1% lineage coverage
🔬 Validation: Gemini Flash 2.0 (91.8% success on S3 HTML) + 20+ hrs human triple-checks
Philosophy: No hallucinations, full traceability, "Ship what's clean. Mark what's not."
📱 Apps: GrowApp (current) + Mission Mischief (launching) + Cannabis DB (live API)
🏢 Operations: 19 years leadership @ Food 4 Less (Manager → District Trainer)
Specialties: Data Analytics • Web scraping • Mobile development • AWS serverless
🔬 Research-Driven: Stubborn problem solver who researches until I find the right way (not the easy way)
🛠️ Resource Utilization: Leverage existing tools and platforms creatively to build what I envision
📊 Data-First: UC Berkeley certified • Turn messy data into production systems
🌱 Domain Deep-Dives: Cannabis cultivation • Blockchain alternatives • User behavior
🚀 2026 Vision: AI-powered cultivation platform that makes all current grow apps obsolete
💡 Approach: Comprehensive equipment database + AI + personalized guidance
🎯 Market: Cannabis industry needs better cultivation intelligence
Status: Open to remote/contract work (chaos preferred)
Fund the chaos: Be a part of something great... and most likely legal.
