console.log("I have no idea what I'm doing");
somehow it works anyway.
Professional bug creator pretending to be a developer.
Turning caffeine and bad decisions into random web projects.
I break code faster than I write it.
Student by day, debugging cryptic errors by 2AM.
Creating projects nobody asked for but everyone questions.
90% fixing bugs
10% making new ones accidentally.
My code works.
I don't know why.
If it compiles, we ship it.
Currently fighting CSS and losing.
README files fear me because I never finish them.
Making scientifically inaccurate animations since day one.
Future billionaire or future “why is the server on fire” technician.
TODO: become consistent
I write code like it’s a boss battle.
“One small fix” — 4 hours later everything is broken.
Powered entirely by curiosity and panic.
Half developer, half sleep deprivation.
