- Main Quest: Becoming a Cybersecurity God so I can find who stole my cat's treats.
- HR Duty: Managing humans at Securinets (harder than patching zero-days, honestly).
- Side Quest: Pretending I'm in Mr. Robot while actually just googling why my if statement is broken.
- Ultimate Skill: sudo rm -rf / (Don't ask me to help with your laptop).
Note: The green squares above are not code. They are actually the number of times I've cried over a segmentation fault.
🕹️ Pacman Level: Expert
"I don't need a password. I just need your cat's name and the year you were born."
