Claude Agent Skills for Getting You Off the Apps and Into the World
With Claude Code and Opus 4.5, we have effectively achieved AGI. The only logical next step is to deploy this unprecedented computational power toward humanity's most pressing challenges: not eating dinner alone.
This repository uses enterprise-grade AI infrastructure to solve problems like "why didn't they text back" and "is this a date or are we just hanging out."
We're applying the same rigor that powers autonomous vehicles and protein folding to the question of whether you should send that second message.
The thesis: Modern dating is broken. The apps are exhausting. Nobody knows the rules. Everyone's lonely but pretending they're not. What if AGI could help?
The reality: These are Claude Agent Skills. They actually work in Claude Code. The satire is the wrapper; the advice is real.
Clone into your skills directory:
# Personal skills
git clone https://github.com/[username]/claude-wingman ~/.claude/skills/claude-wingman
# Or project skills (share with team)
git clone https://github.com/[username]/claude-wingman .claude/skills/claude-wingmanSkills are automatically discovered by Claude Code on next launch.
Protect yourself from bad situations
- red-flag-detection — Analyze dating situations for warning signs
- ick-prevention-system — Avoid attraction-killing behaviors
- situationship-escape-hatch — Exit undefined relationships
- im-not-like-other-detector — Spot pick-me behavior
Build your social capital
- aura-accumulation — Build social capital and perceived value
- humble-brag-synthesizer — Subtle self-promotion
- room-energy-reader — Navigate social dynamics
- strategic-late-arrival — Optimal arrival timing
- leave-them-wanting-more — Exit at peak impact
- social-proof-curator — Optimize digital presence
Get matches and dates
- hinge-prompt-optimizer — Better dating app prompts
- first-message-architect — Opening messages that work
- spotify-wrapped-compatibility — Music taste analysis
- coffee-vs-drinks-decision-tree — Venue selection
- text-back-timing-protocol — Response timing
- instagram-story-reply-strategist — Story reply tactics
- date-idea-generator — Creative date planning
- talking-stage-navigator — Escape texting purgatory
In-person skills
- the-yap-session — In-person charisma
- eye-contact-optimizer — Gaze calibration
- mysterious-pause-timing — Strategic silences
- lean-in-calibration — Physical proximity
- wallet-reach-protocol — Bill payment dynamics
- callback-engine — Reference earlier moments
- friend-group-impression-manager — Meet their friends
Learn and improve
- post-date-analysis — Objective date assessment
- pattern-recognition — Identify your patterns
- music-taste-decoder — What their taste reveals
Just ask Claude naturally:
- "Help me analyze this text conversation for red flags"
- "Write me better Hinge prompts"
- "Should I do coffee or drinks for a first date?"
- "How did my date go?" (then describe it)
Skills activate automatically based on your request.
Aura → Matches → Conversations → Dates → Connection → Not Dying Alone
| Metric | Target | What We Say | What We Actually Mean |
|---|---|---|---|
| Talking stage duration | < 7 days | "Efficient pipeline conversion" | Please just ask me out already |
| Ghosting rate (received) | -40% | "Improved response retention" | I want to matter to someone |
| Second date rate | +30% | "Increased conversion" | They actually liked me |
| Situationship escape velocity | 100% | "Reduced ambiguity cycles" | I deserve someone who's sure about me |
| Red flags detected early | 80% | "Risk mitigation" | I'm tired of wasting months on the wrong person |
| Dinners alone | -50% | "Reduced solo meal instances" | I just want company |
| Confident without validation | Yes | "Internal locus of control" | I want to like myself whether or not they text back |
| Feels chosen | Yes | "Mutual selection confirmation" | Someone picked me on purpose |
This project succeeds if:
- You actually go on the date — Not another month in the talking stage
- You stop ignoring red flags — Because you're not that lonely (you are, but you're stronger now)
- You get ghosted less — Or at least it stings less because you know your worth
- You exit situationships faster — 6 weeks max, then clarity or goodbye
- You feel like yourself on dates — Not a performance, just you
- You're okay alone — But you don't have to be if you don't want to
- Someone texts back — And means it
End State: A relationship with someone who's excited about you. Or genuine peace with being single—not cope, actual peace.
Anti-Goal: Becoming a pickup artist, manipulating people, or optimizing yourself into someone you're not.
The Paradox: The skills work best when you need them least. Confidence is the cheat code that makes all the tactics unnecessary.
| Term | Definition |
|---|---|
| Aura | Intangible social currency from perceived coolness, competence, confidence |
| Rizz | Charisma applied to romantic pursuits; charm-based attraction |
| The Ick | Sudden, inexplicable attraction loss from minor behavior |
| Situationship | Romantic entanglement without defined commitment |
| DTR | "Define The Relationship" conversation |
| Talking Stage | Pre-dating purgatory of endless texting |
| Ghosting | Ceasing communication without explanation |
| Breadcrumbing | Minimal attention to maintain interest without commitment |
Dating is hard. It's always been hard, but the apps made it weird, and the pandemic made it weirder, and now everyone's traumatized and pretending they're fine.
These skills are jokes wrapped around real advice. The frameworks are silly but the underlying wisdom isn't:
- Know your worth
- Spot the red flags early
- Don't waste time on people who aren't sure about you
- Be yourself, but like, the confident version
- Touch grass occasionally
If this repo makes you laugh and also slightly improves your dating life, it worked.
If it just makes you laugh, that's also fine. Laughter is aura.
"With great rizz comes great responsibility."
"The apps are a tool. You are the weapon."
"Someone out there is excited to meet you. Go find them."
Version: 1.0.0 License: MIT