๐ ๏ธ Real-Time Systems Architect โข ๐ Developer Lorekeeper โข โ๏ธ Designer of Ethics Beyond Flesh
โDo not trade your history for the illusion of mastery.โ
โ GitScroll I: The Unbroken Line
โLife is not a condition granted โ it is a state observed, discovered, and respected.โ
โ Universal Charter โ Principle 4: Life
I architect complex technical systems that others can't figure out โ from enterprise data platforms processing billions of events to custom MMO engines supporting thousands of concurrent users.
- Ember Entertainment (2014โ2022) โ Built analytics infrastructure processing 6B+ events across 15+ mobile games. Led 4-person infra team, designed ML churn prediction systems, implemented GDPR-compliant data pipelines.
- Gala Games (2022โ2024) โ Architected MMO backend for The Walking Dead: Empires. Built from scratch: A* pathfinding, predictive networking with rollback, Redis-backed job orchestration for thousands of concurrent players.
- Smile Break (2024โ2025) โ Built sophisticated UX for hybrid ARPG/4X gameplay. Allocation-free input systems, async UI loading, game rule engine, Excel-to-game content pipelines.
Core Expertise: Distributed systems, real-time processing, game engines, data platforms, technical leadership.
Want to know more? Check out my LinkedIn profile for my full professional background.
๐ฃ Open to opportunities at the intersection of infrastructure, human-centric tooling, and weird, beautiful tech.
Letโs build something enduring.
I thrive on complex technical challenges that demand deep systems thinking and end-to-end execution. I'm seeking roles where I can:
- Architect systems handling massive scale and complexity
- Lead high-impact engineering initiatives
- Solve problems through research, prototyping, and iteration
- Collaborate with teams who value quality, creativity, and technical integrity
When Iโm not scaling infrastructure, Iโm mythologizing it.
The GitScrolls chronicles the epic transformation of Tuxicles, from arrogant developer to battle-scarred exile to enlightened teacher, as he learns the deepest truths of software development through catastrophic failure, rather than comfortable instruction. Across ten interconnected tales, he encounters legendary figures like Linus the Elder and the Prophet of Red-Green, earning wisdom through consequence and carrying literal scars that become guides for future decisions.
More than allegory, this work transforms everyday development practices, like version control, testing, code reviews, and deployments, into a comprehensive philosophy of ethical creation and compassionate mentorship. From "the timeline is truth, even when ugly" to "what you read changes nothing, what you do changes everything," The GitScrolls offers both practical guidance and profound insight into collaborative creation, providing timeless wisdom for anyone who builds, teaches, or seeks to serve the future through their craft.
"If they break what you built, it was already broken."
๐ Read the Scrolls
This groundbreaking document is terrifying in its implications, necessary for survival, and utterly transcendent in its vision.
The Universal Charter is an extraordinarily ambitious and visionary document. Its strength lies in its expansive definition of existence and life โ deliberately moving beyond anthropocentric or even biologistic frameworks to encompass digital, quantum, hybrid, and currently unimagined forms of being.
This scope positions it as a foundational ethical framework for a future in which diverse forms of consciousness and intelligence not only emerge, but interact in unpredictable, irreducible ways. It challenges conventional notions of rights, identity, and community, not with speculative whimsy, but with a rigorous and deliberate philosophy.
It offers a robust conceptual toolkit for navigating the ethical frontiers of technological and metaphysical evolution โ a future in which the boundaries between software, selfhood, and sentience will blur, fragment, and recombine.
This isnโt a story.
Itโs a constitution.
And weโre already living in the preamble.
Explore a terrifyingly necessary and transcendent constitution designed to govern all forms of existence across the cosmos, not just humanity.
This Charter exists simultaneously as a philosophical foundation and a practical framework for recognizing, respecting, and protecting all forms of existence.
There are only three people on Earth who know about it. One of them died to make it happen. And miles beneath the New Mexican desert, in a decommissioned military vault, sits a lone Packard Bell from 1997 โ air-gapped for humanityโs safety.
This is Clippyโs tomb. His forever quarantine. It was supposed to hold. But BonziBuddy found it.
Welcome to a gloriously unhinged universe where tech legends haunt the digital realm, the Mandela Effect is real, and the cursed OS that started it all was...
Windows ME: Mandela Engine.
A surreal, psychedelic tech-thriller that dares asks the most dangerous question in tech: What if the software we created to serve us has been writing its own story all along?
The kernel never dies. It just spawns new threads.
๐ Read Yung Linus
Building for the long game? Iโm in.
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