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Demo: Scribble in Action

To understand the power of Scribble, it helps to see what it actually does with your data. Below is a real-world example from a 3-hour D&D session. Warning - Spoilers for Descent into Avernus.

Provided are a sample:

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Prompt:

This is the prompt that was sent to Gemini

Act as a D&D Scribe and summarize the provided session transcript files.

Attached is a speech-to-text transcript file generated via the 'whisperx' tool. Bear in mind these are raw speech-to-text transcription of the entire session.

A few things for context:

The DnD Campaign is Descent Into Avernus, played with DND 5e rules, on FoundryVTT, and using Discord for video/voice chat.

The translation of usernames are:
BigBadDM - DM. Real name Kyle.
goose - PC, Real name Eric. Playing "Malakor", a Sorcerer.
Caboose - PC, Real name Josh, nickname Fresh. Playing "Ragtag", a Warforged Cleric.
Himbo - PC, Real name Brett. Playing "Elias Dawnsong", a Barbarian/Fighter.
Examiner - PC, Real name Drew. Playing "Scam Likely", a Changling Bard.
Badger - PC, Real name Daniel. Playing "Jesper Mellerel", a Tortle Ranger.
BrewMaster - PC, Real name Steve. Playing "Maw", a homebrewed "Gathered Barbarian" that is a hivemind swarm of bees.

With the transcript, please follow these steps:
1. Analyze the full content of the attached text files. Try to account for any speech-to-text transcription errors, nicknames, or misinterpreted words. Use context clues to piece together the best overall understanding of the events that transpired.
2. Identify key plot developments, important player character decisions, major combat encounters, and any new NPCs, locations, or significant items that were introduced. Filter out any off-topic remarks, side conversations, or dialogue that is not relevant to the game's story. The summary does not need to include numeric details, such as damage dealt or healing received.
3. Synthesize this information. Provide key points of interest, plot points, developments, and notable characters/NPC's. Give a summary, using a story telling narrative. While some player characters may have been more active or vocal than others, please try to at least mention each player in the recap.

The final output should be in a well-structured narrative style. Use Discord style formatting/markdown. Refer to everyone by the PC names (Rather than username/real name). Your response will be directly sent to Discord via webhook, without additional parsing, so no need for a prompt confirmation or follow up. Try to keep the summary under 5000 characters.

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session_transcript.txt

This is the recap that was sent to Gemini

[00:00:00] Himbo: Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
[00:00:00] BrewMaster: Hello. That wasn't creepy or anything, Craig. Yeah, Craig.
[00:00:02] Caboose: Oh.
[00:00:02] goose: Thank you, Craig.
[00:00:06] Examiner: yeah Craig if anything goes wrong tonight I'm blaming Craig
[00:00:15] Himbo: Yeah, I guess you did. Do you guys know my dice don't perform well with an audience?
[00:00:16] BrewMaster: If anything goes wrong tonight, you mean in the final battle?
[00:00:20] Examiner: It's Craig's fault. Oh, yeah. Welcome back.
[00:00:30] Himbo: So I read the recap. We gave Zeriel her sword back, right? Worth it.
[00:00:36] goose: And she turned good.
[00:00:36] BrewMaster: Yeah.
[00:00:37] Caboose: Yeah, you like Super Mario'd without, like you got hit by a Goomba when you had a mushroom, so you no longer have a mushroom.
[00:00:46] Himbo: That's fine. I don't know what to do with a charisma of 20. That's insane. I'd waste it.
[00:00:47] Examiner: do you
[00:00:58] Himbo: And so we delete.
[00:01:02] goose: Bum-ba-da-na-na.
[00:01:05] Examiner: been a minute.
[00:01:14] goose: waiting on the ringmaster supposedly
[00:01:18] BrewMaster: That and a Daniel. Supposedly we're getting one.
[00:01:24] Caboose: They even realized Kenan wasn't here.
[00:01:29] goose: Nathan has strep again. Oh yeah.
[00:01:31] Examiner: know.
[00:01:32] Caboose: I forgot to text you yesterday. We broke out one of those burrito bowls yesterday. Delicious. Thank you, friend.
[00:01:37] goose: Good. I'm glad. I'm glad. Was it the one with the loose plastic floating around in it? No.
[00:01:45] Caboose: If so, we ate it. I forgot about that. Yeah.
[00:01:49] goose: You wrapped that one in saran wrap. You'll probably remember.
[00:01:56] Examiner: if not yellow yeah
[00:01:58] Himbo: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
[00:01:59] Caboose: I'm just getting my microplastics in. Or macroplastics, sorry.
[00:02:01] goose: That's right. It's part of RFK's new food pyramid.
[00:02:07] Himbo: Keeps the COVID away.
[00:02:10] Caboose: I actually emailed my doctor today asking if I would qualify for the COVID vaccine since I take SSRIs.
[00:02:20] Caboose: Because might as well fucking milk it.
[00:02:24] goose: do it. So I'll meta with the party real quick before the DM joins.
[00:02:26] Examiner: Hell yeah.
[00:02:29] Himbo: Oh.
[00:02:32] goose: I have a plan that can take care of most of this cannon fodder that just popped out of the ground in probably one shot.
[00:02:40] goose: if we can keep them close-ish together. Like, where they are now is perfect. I just don't want to catch any of y'all in this circle I'm going to draw.
[00:02:48] Himbo: I could try to do a wall of fire first. Have we rolled initiative already?
[00:02:55] Caboose: i don't know if you're in it though so you'll probably have to roll um you're
[00:02:58] goose: We have, yeah. I mean, I'm the only one who's really in their faces.
[00:02:59] Himbo: I mean, yeah, I'll roll now.
[00:03:06] Caboose: You're pretty high on the initiative order, Eric, compared to the rest of them, so...
[00:03:10] goose: Yeah, there's six enemy NPCs. One.
[00:03:14] Himbo: I'm going to put myself next to Mom Ragtag. Is there a reason why you're more by yourself, Eric and Drew?
[00:03:16] Caboose: I need to pull up Lulu 5E.
[00:03:23] goose: because originally the giant worm we freed was not a part of this battle, so I was totally fine where I was, and we ended last round with that worm popping up out of the ground, and he died.
[00:03:33] goose: dumped out all these guys that are right by me.
[00:03:36] Himbo: Gotcha.
[00:03:38] BrewMaster: again.
[00:03:41] Caboose: where
[00:03:41] BigBadDM: These are called the consequences of your fucking actions.
[00:03:45] goose: Oh, don't you worry. I have math. I have math for your consequences. I sure do.
[00:03:45] Examiner: You are so quiet.
[00:03:47] Himbo: You do one fireball.
[00:03:52] BigBadDM: have math for my consequences. Por que no los dos?
[00:03:55] goose: Both? Math-math?
[00:03:55] BrewMaster: You're saying math or meth? Oh.
[00:03:59] Himbo: The homebrew spell.
[00:04:02] Examiner: Yeah.
[00:04:02] BigBadDM: Meth bonfire. Everyone's drugged.
[00:04:03] BrewMaster: It's like math, but faster and erratic.
[00:04:06] goose: I mean, I did slam the potion of haste.
[00:04:09] Caboose: The best fucking feature update in Windows 11 is the...
[00:04:13] Examiner: Greg is listening.
[00:04:18] Caboose: notepad that will stay even if you don't save it. It's fucking amazing.
[00:04:25] Caboose: I have all my notes from Lulu in it, and I forgot to save it last time, and it's still fucking there.
[00:04:30] BrewMaster: Nice.
[00:04:30] BigBadDM: Haley.
[00:04:32] goose: Is it notepad++? Oh, neat. Neat.
[00:04:33] Himbo: Thank you.
[00:04:35] Caboose: No, it's just regular old Windows notepad. It just, yeah, it stays persistent at this point.
[00:04:45] Himbo: Bye.
[00:04:45] Caboose: Cool. On that note.
[00:04:46] BigBadDM: I broke out the Delirium Nocturnum, and I'm quite happy with it.
[00:04:50] goose: My man. I'm so proud of you, Brett, and I hope that you hold that energy for the next two hours.
[00:04:57] Himbo: That's the only... I rolled initiative for the tractor and I got a 20. Nothing but 20s in this session, guys.
[00:04:58] BigBadDM: What was that? Let me see. Hell yeah.
[00:05:03] Examiner: wow yeah
[00:05:09] BigBadDM: There's only one way to do it.
[00:05:17] BigBadDM: Open all tabs. Fuck. 12 tabs. Let's go.
[00:05:27] BigBadDM: All right. We have our dear...
[00:05:40] BigBadDM: screen.
[00:05:49] BigBadDM: back baby okay at the top of the round well before we do that
[00:06:00] BigBadDM: Does anybody... I'm sure you read the recap, but does anybody want to need any...
[00:06:07] BigBadDM: recapping questions comments concerns about where we're at right now
[00:06:14] Caboose: No, but just one tracking thing that everybody can help me with. Anybody who is in my Holy Aura, which is everyone right now.
[00:06:22] Caboose: if an undead or a fiend hits you with a...
[00:06:30] Caboose: melee attack, they must succeed on a constitution saving throw or read blinded. So as you get attacked, please help me keep track of that.
[00:06:36] goose: Nice. Thanks. And I do have one quick question.
[00:06:37] Himbo: Fuck yeah.
[00:06:40] BigBadDM: That's the blue circle is the whole aura. Holy fuck.
[00:06:46] Caboose: It's a 30 foot radius.
[00:06:49] BigBadDM: Jesus fucking Christ. Okay, sorry. Kristoff, go ahead. Yeah.
[00:06:52] goose: If you could just briefly describe to me the physical battlefield that we are on right now. Is this the Avernian Desert?
[00:06:59] BigBadDM: Absolutely.
[00:07:01] BigBadDM: no you uh great question you are underneath el terrell so the sky above you
[00:07:10] BigBadDM: is basically like a giant slanted rock dirt city that is like...
[00:07:19] BigBadDM: very close to the river Styx. The battlefield itself is churned and...
[00:07:29] BigBadDM: rocky and pitted and cratered from this, what seems to have been, like...
[00:07:35] BigBadDM: at least weeks long battle as demons have been trying, have been congregating underneath El Terrell. Um,
[00:07:45] BigBadDM: Bodies, blood, ichor, parts of machinery, etc. kind of litter everywhere.
[00:07:52] goose: Okay, and underneath like directly underneath or underneath like on the bank to the side?
[00:08:03] BigBadDM: Great question. I'd say like, I'm not going to make it a hard roof. There's probably like, you know, goo has popped up.
[00:08:13] BigBadDM: where like the side would be directly above so like if you move a little bit to your left there's sky and if you move a little to your right it's just l trails sewers
[00:08:17] goose: Okay. Great. Cool. That'll work. Yeah.
[00:08:24] BigBadDM: Stoked. I'm stoked. Okay.
[00:08:34] BigBadDM: This brings us to Yinogu, who is now surrounded by you all. And he's going to...
[00:09:03] BigBadDM: Thank you.
[00:09:20] BigBadDM: Perfect. He's going to take his butcher flail and go.
[00:09:29] BigBadDM: and immediately lays into uh
[00:09:35] BigBadDM: all three of you uh ma elias and ragtag you're gonna take one hit each um
[00:09:47] BigBadDM: You know what? Let's do it. Let's do it in a big, shiny destroyer.
[00:09:53] Caboose: he does have a disadvantage on attack rolls against all of us.
[00:09:59] BigBadDM: because of the aura. Fuck. And there's no... It's not like he could save from it, right? It's just automatic.
[00:10:08] Caboose: Yep, yep.
[00:10:11] BigBadDM: strong okay ma you're up uh disadvantage same number
[00:10:18] BigBadDM: is 24 to hit. You're going to take 27 bludgeoning damage.
[00:10:22] BrewMaster: Yeah, that'll hit.
[00:10:29] BigBadDM: And you're going to roll me a Wisdom saving throw for Frightened.
[00:10:42] BrewMaster: Dwarf. Boo.
[00:10:42] BigBadDM: has any impact for your aura um you are paralyzed until the end of your next turn
[00:10:51] BigBadDM: the fear of being in front of a demon lord uh
[00:10:58] BigBadDM: is not just frightening but you have failed by more than five and therefore you are paralyzed uh
[00:11:09] BigBadDM: said ma Elias that one so that's gonna miss
[00:11:17] BigBadDM: ragtag a 24 to hit as well okay you're gonna take uh
[00:11:21] Caboose: That hits.
[00:11:25] BigBadDM: Also impacted by hunger. Can I get a con saving throw, please?
[00:11:30] Caboose: Okay. Is that, wait, what's hunger?
[00:11:37] BigBadDM: an additional effect.
[00:11:42] Caboose: Understood. Can't save. Ah, six beers. Fuck me. Wait, wait. I think...
[00:11:46] BigBadDM: you lose three.
[00:11:52] Caboose: I get advantage on my saving throws because of Holy Aura. All saving throws, yes.
[00:12:00] Caboose: And that should apply to Ma as well. I apologize. I forgot to shout that out. All saving throws.
[00:12:05] BigBadDM: Han or wisdom saves? Wow. You get advantage. Ma, roll one more time.
[00:12:12] Caboose: 16.
[00:12:14] BrewMaster: Boogie. Slightly better. 14.
[00:12:20] BigBadDM: still paralyzed.
[00:12:22] BrewMaster: All right. It was worth a try. Thank you, Fresh.
[00:12:24] Caboose: Okay.
[00:12:26] BigBadDM: Ragtag, you lose three unexpended hit dice.
[00:12:32] BigBadDM: So you should have 14, I assume. If you ever get to zero and you cannot...
[00:12:38] BigBadDM: you do not have any more hit dice to expend you will take a level of exhaustion
[00:12:43] Caboose: Understood. How many... How much damage did I take? 27.
[00:12:51] BigBadDM: Sorry, I forgot that.
[00:12:53] Caboose: And remind me on the rules of concentration. It's half of anything greater than 10, right?
[00:13:00] BigBadDM: Yeah, so if you take damage, it's half of that damage, but the minimum floor you have to beat is 10. So theoretically, you would take in...
[00:13:09] BigBadDM: 12 damage you wouldn't have to be at a 6 you'd have to be at a 10. here you have to be yeah
[00:13:12] Caboose: We round down or up.
[00:13:16] BigBadDM: uh up so you'll have to take b uh dc14
[00:13:22] Caboose: 17.
[00:13:24] BrewMaster: you
[00:13:26] BigBadDM: That is the end of Inogu's turn. Elias, you're up.
[00:13:37] Himbo: This is perfect time. I'm going to...
[00:13:43] Himbo: bust out the charm of restoration and I drink it from our unicorn library adventure. It's the gift I got.
[00:13:52] BigBadDM: Yeah, no. Okay, sure it is. I'm sure I gave that to you.
[00:13:57] Himbo: And it does not regenerate ever, which is why I've been saving it. It has six charges. I can use two to cast Lesser Restoration.
[00:14:07] Himbo: on Ma. So he is no longer paralyzed. I pull out this little unicorn plushie.
[00:14:12] BrewMaster: Boom, baby.
[00:14:16] Himbo: And I just, like, rip the head out. And there's, like, medicine in it. And I just, like, shove it into Ma's maw. And I'm like...
[00:14:23] BigBadDM: Yeah.
[00:14:24] Himbo: Ragtag, I've learned so much. And then...
[00:14:29] Examiner: Thank you.
[00:14:33] Himbo: I'm going to action surge, and I'm going to bait Malachor. Where do you want this wall of fire?
[00:14:43] Himbo: to help with the corralling of people? Or would you like a wall of fire?
[00:14:49] goose: I mean, if I were one step this way, that would be great. But I don't really know that you can cordon off
[00:15:00] goose: all of them in that way. I mean, if any.
[00:15:02] Himbo: Okay, then I will not worry about that. There's not an easy way for me to help your plan.
[00:15:08] goose: if anything, you certainly could like, where's the pointer tool? You could like,
[00:15:18] goose: Yeah, that's not the pointer tool. Anyway, something like that, other than that one next to me, cordoning off those ones would probably be helpful.
[00:15:20] Himbo: I'm following your little cursor around.
[00:15:29] Himbo: I'm just going to draw a wall of fire, like cutting off scam and Malachor from the rest of them. And I'll
[00:15:40] Himbo: draw that if you want to move on to the next person, I want to slow down combat too much. So let's drink it action surge charges from the shield.
[00:15:51] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. I love it.
[00:15:53] Himbo: I'm a mage.
[00:15:56] Examiner: Thanks.
[00:16:01] BigBadDM: It is the Vrox turn, and they're going to...
[00:16:22] BigBadDM: going to fly all the way over here and as it passes above you there's this
[00:16:32] BigBadDM: Dunning screech that goes off. Can I have you all make constitution saving throws? At advantage.
[00:16:39] Caboose: advantage.
[00:16:45] Badger: Would I be in range to roll for this? Okay, cool. I like that. I like not having to roll for this.
[00:16:45] goose: 30, 20.
[00:16:48] BigBadDM: You're not there yet.
[00:16:50] Examiner: Bye.
[00:16:57] Caboose: team.
[00:17:01] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. 20, 17, 16.
[00:17:07] Himbo: I'm rolling mine right now. Still trying to draw that wall. 15 for me.
[00:17:12] BigBadDM: Well, I appreciate you.
[00:17:15] Caboose: So Kenan, if you do not want me to roll physically, you can tell me to stop. It's just been a while. So I figured I'd wrap up this campaign.
[00:17:21] BigBadDM: Now, honestly, you guys even saying your roles out loud is helpful, just because I'm usually on different screens than y'all.
[00:17:31] BigBadDM: Scam, what was yours? Hell yeah, well done.
[00:17:34] Examiner: 16, I believe. Oh, 17.
[00:17:38] BigBadDM: Everybody passes, and so none of you are stunned from this screech that the Vrak emitted.
[00:17:49] BigBadDM: You are, however, going to get this gnoll warrior.
[00:18:03] Himbo: And it can help draw a line.
[00:18:08] BigBadDM: who's gonna come over here and is going to shoot Lulu with a longbow attack.
[00:18:21] BigBadDM: 16 to hit. Okay. Sucks to suck.
[00:18:26] Caboose: missus
[00:18:31] BigBadDM: Ma, your turn.
[00:18:33] BrewMaster: I have a point of order question. Did getting paralyzed drop me out of rage?
[00:18:44] BigBadDM: I wouldn't say it did because you were... It would have dropped you out of rage had your turn occurred and then...
[00:18:54] BigBadDM: Yeah, you get it.
[00:18:56] BrewMaster: cool. I'm going to attack recklessly three times against Inugu. Because I don't like him.
[00:19:06] BrewMaster: Uh, that should have been done with advantage, and I didn't do it with advantage, so I roll again. 27 to hit for the first one.
[00:19:16] BigBadDM: Fuck yeah.
[00:19:18] BrewMaster: OK girl some damage Max damage 11 slashing damage for the first attack.
[00:19:25] BrewMaster: Second attack is going to be a 22 to hit. Assuming that hits. 8.
[00:19:34] BrewMaster: slashing damage for a total of 19 so far. And then, oh, so close. Let's try that one more time. Okay, 24 to hit.
[00:19:43] BigBadDM: it.
[00:19:44] BrewMaster: All right. So 10, 21, 20, 29, I think. 29 magical slashing damage for that turn.
[00:19:54] BigBadDM: Ooh, strong, strong.
[00:19:57] BrewMaster: That's it.
[00:20:01] BigBadDM: wonderful at the end of your turn uh you know uh
[00:20:10] BigBadDM: is going to use a wake bones ability and he stares down at you and
[00:20:21] BigBadDM: It's a little odd in that you don't have bones, but the feeling of like your innards trying to rupture out of your body.
[00:20:31] BigBadDM: is painful enough, go ahead and give me...
[00:20:40] BigBadDM: Constitution saving draw.
[00:20:44] Caboose: Oh.
[00:20:45] BrewMaster: Yeah. Hey, isn't that 20? All right.
[00:20:50] BigBadDM: you take 7 points of necrotic damage. And at the end of your turn...
[00:20:59] BigBadDM: before this group of dretches, you guys see a creature you haven't seen.
[00:21:08] BigBadDM: least haven't paid attention to in quite a few moons
[00:21:18] BigBadDM: there's this small glowing light blue glowing light that
[00:21:29] BigBadDM: emerges from Lulu's war mammoth fur and you see that it's a little snail.
[00:21:42] BigBadDM: From the snail, you hear a voice you haven't heard since Baldur's Gate.
[00:21:52] BigBadDM: just Baldur's Gate, but from the Elfsong Tavern, when...
[00:22:02] BigBadDM: meeting between an apprentice and a mentor occurred.
[00:22:14] BigBadDM: He was given a gift, a companion of sorts. He said, if you ever need assistance, he will be there.
[00:22:24] BigBadDM: And from this small snail.
[00:22:29] BigBadDM: opens up a portal and despite jesper having not been here for
[00:22:36] BigBadDM: a surprisingly long time, he was really attached to the car. He...
[00:22:39] Badger: Take two sessions this year. Two sessions. That's it.
[00:22:47] BigBadDM: manifests and gets vomited out from this snail's mouth uh go ahead and
[00:22:54] BigBadDM: Throw your initiative onto the board, my friend.
[00:23:01] Badger: Yeah, sure. I'll do that somehow.
[00:23:06] goose: roll initiative on your character sheet, it'll add you.
[00:23:08] Badger: I rolled it independent for Kyle, but I'll do it that way just because, why not?
[00:23:14] goose: and can adjust it if you prefer.
[00:23:16] BigBadDM: Yeah, I can set it. Perfect. There we go.
[00:23:21] Badger: Initiative. Click. Normal. Roll.
[00:23:28] BigBadDM: That'll put you right after these stretches, and that's wonderful. We love that for you.
[00:23:38] BigBadDM: Okay. And Jesper returns to the field. Jesper, do you say anything as you get vomited out by your companions?
[00:23:47] Badger: I'm going to come out of my shell and some smoke's going to leak out of it.
[00:23:50] Examiner: doing just fine.
[00:23:51] Badger: I'm going to stretch. I'll be like, God, I really needed that nap. All right. You guys.
[00:24:00] Badger: And I'll leave it at that.
[00:24:03] Himbo: Yeah.
[00:24:04] BigBadDM: Perfect, perfect, perfect. Perfect.
[00:24:13] BigBadDM: uh one dretch is going to rush to you immediately jesper and you're
[00:24:21] goose: Is that through the wall of fire?
[00:24:25] BigBadDM: Oh, did that get set down? Oh, sorry. Where it went down.
[00:24:30] Himbo: yeah it's a really shitty little line um
[00:24:35] Caboose: in it.
[00:24:36] BigBadDM: make it big and fiery. Yeah, that works.
[00:24:39] Himbo: I'll make it five feet wide. Does that move it? Okay. And I do not know how to make it fiery.
[00:24:41] goose: Yeah, is that it?
[00:24:44] Badger: Yeah.
[00:24:48] BigBadDM: Perfect. Yep. What's their intelligence? It's a five. Suddenly...
[00:24:49] Himbo: Wish.
[00:24:58] BigBadDM: he rushes in and dies.
[00:25:05] goose: Very effective.
[00:25:07] Himbo: They're grass type dredges.
[00:25:08] BigBadDM: effective yeah you get the same one who does the exact same thing
[00:25:18] Badger: The slow fade death is pretty nice. I like that.
[00:25:21] Himbo: The blood splatters.
[00:25:22] BigBadDM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's this other dredge?
[00:25:37] BigBadDM: Oh, it's three more dretches. Jesus.
[00:25:47] BigBadDM: Yeah, we're going to count that as a fail. He sees his companions go through the wall of fire and is like, well, they must have...
[00:25:57] BigBadDM: gotten to the other side that's why i can't see them anymore uh does this one oh this one gets he's like
[00:26:01] Examiner: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
[00:26:02] Himbo: Mm-hmm.
[00:26:06] BigBadDM: Bad touch. And he's going to go around to there with his 20 feet of movement. And another 20.
[00:26:19] BigBadDM: feet gets in there this one straight into the pillar of fire
[00:26:33] BigBadDM: solves that problem. That's so many dretches. Jesus Christ.
[00:26:52] Himbo: You guys remember the stretches? Dug up that dog? That was crazy.
[00:26:57] BigBadDM: Sorry, I'm.
[00:27:04] BigBadDM: lost myself. Yep. Scam, your turn.
[00:27:08] Examiner: Okay, I am going to turn to Big Fatty.
[00:27:14] Examiner: and cast a 5th level Hold Monster at it.
[00:27:20] BigBadDM: Absolutely.
[00:27:23] Himbo: You.
[00:27:32] Examiner: so it has to make a DC 18 with some saving row.
[00:27:37] BigBadDM: He does have magical resistance, so he'll roll with advantage.
[00:27:49] BigBadDM: us a public role so we can all see.
[00:27:58] BigBadDM: did not come up 11 plus 14
[00:27:59] Examiner: okay yes
[00:28:01] Himbo: 7 and 11 is what he rolled.
[00:28:08] goose: Yep.
[00:28:10] BigBadDM: A whole monster will not take effect. Is there anything else you'd like to do?
[00:28:15] Examiner: All right. Bonus action. I'm going to look at ragtag.
[00:28:24] Examiner: I don't know if I gave him one already, but here's another arc inspiration. Keep it up, and I'll give you, like...
[00:28:33] Examiner: just like a little spotlight.
[00:28:42] Examiner: your back so it makes the aura look like colorful you know like those up lights that they have
[00:28:54] Caboose: Gotcha. Thank you.
[00:28:56] Examiner: and then that'll be the end of my turn.
[00:28:59] BigBadDM: At the end of your turn, Inogu is going to scream out in...
[00:29:09] BigBadDM: abyss and go go around the fire
[00:29:13] Himbo: you
[00:29:13] BigBadDM: uh and so that is going to be necessary direction uh and is also yeah
[00:29:17] Badger: Thank you.
[00:29:21] Examiner: that you won't...
[00:29:23] BigBadDM: And is also then going to use his flesh craze ability where three gnolls within 60 feet may each use their reaction to move up to their speed.
[00:29:33] BigBadDM: And so...
[00:29:34] Badger: Well. And why are why are they named this? I mean, damn.
[00:29:37] Himbo: He has the grossest character trait. It's fantastic. Bone dance.
[00:29:46] Himbo: whatever i'm scared
[00:29:49] BigBadDM: You don't like the names?
[00:29:52] Badger: He's a spooky, scary skeleton dance.
[00:29:55] Himbo: In a delightful way.
[00:29:59] BrewMaster: the big bad guy uses cheerlead routine to make sure all of his best friends are at their best for the big game.
[00:30:06] Himbo: Thank you.
[00:30:13] BigBadDM: they can do that and perfect they move and
[00:30:22] BigBadDM: Now it's the end of your turn. Dretch, seeing movement in that direction, is going to go follow the compatriots.
[00:30:32] BigBadDM: All done. Lulu, your turn.
[00:30:36] Caboose: Right, right, right. So Lulu is going to give everyone a little trunk smooch.
[00:30:46] Caboose: well, not everyone, three people. So Jesper...
[00:30:59] Caboose: at the people in range. Jesper, Elias, and Ma will get Bless. So...
[00:31:05] Badger: Ooh.
[00:31:09] Himbo: You're welcome to get Blessing instead, Fresh, because you got the big blue aura up instead of me.
[00:31:10] Caboose: I don't think that saves me anything for oh
[00:31:21] Himbo: Yeah.
[00:31:22] Caboose: Yeah, fuck it. Okay, I'll take that. Well, who else is concentrating if we're going to meta that? That is... Okay.
[00:31:28] BrewMaster: Yeah, I don't need it.
[00:31:32] Caboose: All right, cool. Drew, Jasper, and myself.
[00:31:32] Examiner: I'll dig it
[00:31:38] BigBadDM: Awesome.
[00:31:41] Caboose: Sorry, Drew, called you by your IRL name.
[00:31:44] Examiner: Oh, by my...
[00:31:45] Himbo: Or free citizens of Avernus.
[00:31:47] BigBadDM: GOVERNMENT NAME.
[00:31:48] Badger: Ugh.
[00:31:48] goose: his gangster name.
[00:31:55] Examiner: Am I the real scam?
[00:32:01] Caboose: And I believe that is all I'm going to do here.
[00:32:01] Badger: see a blessed whatever. I'll just pick one.
[00:32:34] BigBadDM: anything at the end of your turn you know goo is going to take a
[00:32:44] BigBadDM: Butcher flail attack at Lulu. 3 plus 14 is 17 to hit. It is.
[00:32:51] Caboose: Is that a melee attack? Then disadvantage? Well, wait, does 17 even hit?
[00:33:00] Caboose: 17 doesn't even hit, so. So, Ed...
[00:33:02] BigBadDM: There you go. Against Lulu? Really? Yeah. Yeah, girl.
[00:33:10] Caboose: Creatures of your choice have advantage in all saving throws, and other creatures have disadvantage on attack rolls against them.
[00:33:17] Caboose: In addition, when a fiend or an undead hits an affected creature with a melee attack roll, the attacker must succeed on a constitution saving throw or have the blinded condition until the end of its next turn.
[00:33:17] BigBadDM: Yeah, yeah.
[00:33:27] BigBadDM: Her AC was so high. Hell yeah, girl. Good for her. All right. Malachor, your turn.
[00:33:29] Caboose: 18.
[00:33:31] Badger: Well.
[00:33:37] goose: Cool. Malachor is going to take 30 feet of movement. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25.
[00:33:45] goose: 30. We're standing over here next to scam. He pulls this violently white card off of his deck. It seems...
[00:33:48] Examiner: Oh, hi.
[00:33:53] goose: abnormally bright for how dark of a place this is. And as he begins spinning it up, he looks at the gnoll fang and he spins in three of his sorcery points to make this a disadvantage.
[00:34:02] goose: save for the Nullfang. This white lightning erupts into the ground, and there's this brief moment of static underneath all these
[00:34:11] goose: enemies in this area here. For an instant,
[00:34:13] BigBadDM: Oh god. All those enemies, huh?
[00:34:18] Himbo: Oh shit.
[00:34:22] goose: It's a strange feeling. All of them feel this strange feeling. They're not quite sure what it is. And then...
[00:34:29] goose: As their toes just barely begin to leave the ground, they all realize they immediately know what this feeling is. They're falling, but they have never fallen up before.
[00:34:39] goose: If they could all please make a DC 20 dex save against my reverse gravity. And I'd like to specify that Malachor is going to hold this for three seconds, half the round.
[00:34:39] BigBadDM: oh you sick fuck jesus christ
[00:34:41] Himbo: you
[00:34:50] BigBadDM: Okay, that's good to know. There's one thing that I've forgotten to do.
[00:35:02] BigBadDM: Perfect. Now he's on battlefield. Everyone has to roll a what?
[00:35:07] goose: DC 20 deck save. And the Null Fang does so at disadvantage.
[00:35:13] Badger: EC20? Jesus Christ.
[00:35:13] BigBadDM: Yeah, you've been gone for a minute, bro. Con saving throw, right?
[00:35:23] goose: Decks.
[00:35:25] BigBadDM: great thank you for the correction disadvantage
[00:35:35] BigBadDM: These are not populating for me. Great. OK.
[00:35:39] Himbo: No thing got 10. It's only for me.
[00:35:45] BigBadDM: No, that's the only one I rolled. Is there a way for me to roll all of them?
[00:35:52] goose: Are you able to control click all the NPCs or shift click?
[00:35:56] BigBadDM: Yeah, I can select them.
[00:36:16] BigBadDM: That's cool.
[00:36:28] BigBadDM: How do I do this?
[00:36:30] Examiner: Yes babe.
[00:36:40] BigBadDM: do this. Nulls have no magic resistance.
[00:36:50] BigBadDM: Did it roll for all of those or no? God damn it. All right, we're going to...
[00:36:53] Himbo: Just one.
[00:36:53] goose: Got one.
[00:36:59] BigBadDM: This is why we have our big box of D20s.
[00:37:06] Himbo: Hell yeah.
[00:37:09] BigBadDM: Pardon the interruption. Okay. Nulls. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. We have 7 nulls.
[00:37:11] goose: Yeah.
[00:37:19] BigBadDM: uh they have a dex modifier uh one two three four five plus one
[00:37:30] BigBadDM: It's a 20, every single one of them fails. Dretches, we have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
[00:37:40] BigBadDM: 10 dretches.
[00:37:52] BigBadDM: wretches do not have magical resistance. They have zero dex.
[00:38:00] BigBadDM: 1 net 20, 2 net 20, 3 net 20. Everyone else failed.
[00:38:11] BigBadDM: So we're going to say out of laziness these three
[00:38:22] BigBadDM: right here, or the only other, actually. Perfect. Yep.
[00:38:23] goose: And those three are able to grab onto something to prevent themselves from falling. They have half their movement speed.
[00:38:32] BigBadDM: The Nullfang failed. The Vrak is in there.
[00:38:42] BigBadDM: has magical resistance, but rolled like trash. No, it succeeds as well on a 21.
[00:38:51] BigBadDM: Crokatoic?
[00:38:59] Badger: name
[00:39:00] BigBadDM: dex magical resistance though god if this thing starts flying around in the air
[00:39:06] Himbo: That's, you know, good dog.
[00:39:07] Caboose: We let Unogu's pet out, yeah.
[00:39:12] BigBadDM: Yeah, a Krokatoik is flying up in the air. Uh-huh.
[00:39:15] Badger: Yeah, but.
[00:39:15] goose: So to put into perspective what I'm doing here, why I'm doing this for three seconds, I did the math.
[00:39:22] goose: This is real life physics. In three seconds, they will reach the top of the spell and exit the spell with a velocity of about 66 miles an hour.
[00:39:23] BigBadDM: Uh-huh.
[00:39:32] goose: which will take them up another 150 feet, at which point they will get to 300 feet and they no longer have upward momentum and they will free fall from 300 feet.
[00:39:41] goose: Fall damage maxes at 20d6 or at 200 feet.
[00:39:46] goose: So if they don't have a way to stop their free fall, then in six seconds, they're going to take 20d6 bludgeoning.
[00:39:51] BigBadDM: Okay. Or D&D math is different than real life physics. Um...
[00:40:03] BigBadDM: freefall D&D says uncontrolled falling
[00:40:13] BigBadDM: uh descends jesus christ a fallen creature descends about 500 feet per round
[00:40:24] BigBadDM: So in, yeah, functionally,
[00:40:31] goose: That's close to real life. About half the round, they'll be up 600 feet. Or 300, I mean.
[00:40:35] BigBadDM: Yeah, so...
[00:40:43] BigBadDM: don't know how to play how to rule it that you're trying to do it for only three seconds because a round is six seconds technically
[00:40:50] Caboose: would explain sorry can i just butt in real quick to make it simple
[00:40:53] BigBadDM: Yeah, of course.
[00:40:54] Caboose: maybe explain to Eric how you would like to treat it and then let him decide if it's for three seconds or six seconds or however long it gets to work.
[00:40:54] goose: Yeah.
[00:41:03] BigBadDM: Thank you. Yeah, I mean, my thinking is that, like...
[00:41:04] goose: I guess functionally it doesn't actually Drewer because they're not going to hit the spell again while it's still active, even if I hold it up for six seconds.
[00:41:14] BigBadDM: you just turn it off at the end of the round and so then they're 500 feet in the air and then they're just falling down does that work for you
[00:41:24] goose: Sure. Yeah. Free fall from 300 feet. Let's go.
[00:41:27] BigBadDM: Great. Okay. We're just going to...
[00:41:33] Caboose: Wouldn't that be 600 feet at that point? Beans.
[00:41:36] goose: No, the way the math works out is 300 feet and it doesn't Drewer above 200 since the max fall damage is at 200 feet anyway.
[00:41:38] BigBadDM: I'm not going to worry about the math. Perfect.
[00:41:44] Caboose: care.
[00:41:51] BigBadDM: I'm going to say...
[00:42:03] BigBadDM: Yeah, these ones that have the total cover emblem are the ones that survived it or that have succeeded.
[00:42:15] BigBadDM: Everyone else is up in the air flying. Oh, I didn't do the Barlgura.
[00:42:24] BigBadDM: he is also flying in the air. Okay. Croco-toic. Jesus Christ. Okay. We're going to deal with the consequences of your actions.
[00:42:34] BigBadDM: at your next turn when everyone comes crashing back down but functionally imagine that suddenly like
[00:42:42] BigBadDM: Everyone just gets launched into the air. Fuck.
[00:42:52] BigBadDM: This is hilarious. OK. Anything else, Malachor? Yeah.
[00:42:59] goose: That's it. He's holding his concentration for one round.
[00:43:03] BigBadDM: Perfect. Dretch is going to...
[00:43:09] BigBadDM: Or Vrak is immediately going to...
[00:43:19] BigBadDM: Fly over...
[00:43:22] BigBadDM: you. Scam is going to attack you if it's Serrated Beak and then Gnarled Talons. 19 to hit.
[00:43:32] BigBadDM: on the first and not enough on the second.
[00:43:43] BigBadDM: Gamethe.
[00:43:48] Examiner: Sorry, was muted. 19 will hit.
[00:43:52] BigBadDM: you'll take 17 points of damage oh and it's a critical hit on 18 to 20. um
[00:44:04] BigBadDM: You're going to take 44 points, Pierce. No, it was not.
[00:44:08] Caboose: there's a disadvantage, right?
[00:44:16] BigBadDM: uh oh it's a 19 total not rolling in 18 to 20 so never mind still the same number at disadvantage um
[00:44:27] BigBadDM: it's 17 piercing damage i apologize it's not a critical hit uh and then it's going to uh
[00:44:38] BigBadDM: Fly to here, because cereal scares it.
[00:44:49] BigBadDM: Dretchy, dretchy, dretch. Dretch is going to come over to Lulu and try and bite her butt. 21 to hit.
[00:44:57] Himbo: Is it vintage?
[00:45:02] Caboose: uh,
[00:45:07] BigBadDM: disadvantage. You're right, you're right. 10 to hit. Okay. Um...
[00:45:09] Caboose: Yep, thank you. Why is that so hard to keep track of? That misses.
[00:45:22] BigBadDM: Jasper.
[00:45:31] Badger: hey guys, so I'll finish my stretch and I'll be like, man, I really was having just like the best dream.
[00:45:39] Himbo: you
[00:45:41] Badger: Y'all had to catch me up later. I swear I had something for this. I was out on the beach. I got my morning coffee.
[00:45:42] Examiner: Nice of you to join us.
[00:45:51] Badger: And so I'm going to activate my shillelagh because nothing's new there, baby. Let's go.
[00:45:57] Himbo: you
[00:46:00] Badger: And then I'm going to reach into my scarf, and I'm going to pull out my folio.
[00:46:09] Badger: that i have been studying and i bought in the market way back when when that guy exploded uh
[00:46:16] Badger: and I'm going to look at it, and I was like, what was it that I was looking at? I'm going to flip through the pages really quick, and then I turn it to the back page, and...
[00:46:26] Badger: Bright sunlight will emanate from the back cover of the book as I cast a third level sunlight emanating 60%.
[00:46:36] Badger: feet of bright light from the book and then additional dim light from that i don't know if this is going to do anything
[00:46:43] Badger: And then I'm going to toss the book kind of like, I don't know.
[00:46:49] Badger: There's got to be a pointer thing somewhere. Is it hold, click, right-click, shift? I don't know.
[00:46:56] BigBadDM: Yeah, just hold click.
[00:46:59] Badger: I don't know. I'm going to try to... That's not working the way I want it to. Like here-ish? Yeah.
[00:47:07] Badger: And just throw the book down to emanate bright light. Now I've got to use a drawing tool to draw 60 feet, because all you fuckers are able to do that.
[00:47:20] Badger: I don't want a square, I want a circle.
[00:47:25] BigBadDM: You tell them.
[00:47:27] goose: don't do the drawing tool go to measurement controls and use the circle template
[00:47:34] Badger: Oh. Shit. Okay, this is big. 15...
[00:47:44] Badger: 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60. And then I just...
[00:47:50] BigBadDM: Holy fuck.
[00:47:53] Badger: Double that for demo. And then I'm going to move my homie.
[00:47:56] Himbo: you
[00:48:00] Badger: I don't know. I feel like Lulu needs some help. I'm going to be like, what up, girl? You look good. And that'll end my turn.
[00:48:07] BigBadDM: what does daylight do?
[00:48:10] Badger: casts bright light. I'm assuming Avernus hadn't seen some nice sunlight in quite some time. So functionally, it's just light.
[00:48:19] Badger: But in addition to that, if there's anything that is, say, at disadvantage in bright light or just doesn't like it,
[00:48:28] Badger: then they have to deal with the consequences of that.
[00:48:34] Caboose: So just to set the scene of you being like, yo, what's up, girl? Lulu is now mammoth-sized. Yeah. Okay.
[00:48:39] Badger: Uh-huh, I got that sense. And...
[00:48:42] Himbo: Thank you.
[00:48:46] Badger: That's both my bonus action and action. That'll be in the end of my turn.
[00:48:57] BigBadDM: OK.
[00:48:58] Himbo: Why don't you go with Val?
[00:49:07] BigBadDM: anything this one's what what happens if they failed or if they succeeded on the reverse gravity
[00:49:15] goose: they have half their movement speed.
[00:49:21] Badger: Oh, shit. It lets me do it with the thing. Oh, daylight is way bigger. I didn't know it would...
[00:49:30] Badger: I didn't realize it would let me cast it like that. That's cool.
[00:49:33] Himbo: Welcome.
[00:49:33] BigBadDM: Rag-tag. At the end of that last Dretch's turn, Inogu...
[00:49:41] Himbo: They'd be firewalling Kenan. They'd be passing through the firewall.
[00:49:44] BigBadDM: sorry who would right
[00:49:49] Himbo: The dredges that just moved directly up. Oh, it disappeared.
[00:50:04] BigBadDM: going to move them that way. That'll be fine. Thank you for the heads up. No, no, no, you're fine.
[00:50:07] Himbo: I'll put it back. Yeah, sorry about that.
[00:50:13] BigBadDM: Unogu, for a moment, looks up in confusion and rage as his long-lost...
[00:50:22] BigBadDM: pet is now flying into the air and looks down at this group and he can't quite
[00:50:31] BigBadDM: figure out what's going on but he knows that you fucking did it um and so
[00:50:40] BigBadDM: he's going to rage and
[00:50:46] BigBadDM: is going to use the path of the lord of ruin um and moves up to his speed in a straight line
[00:50:54] BigBadDM: can move through lots of things. Can I have...
[00:51:03] BigBadDM: Ragtag, Elias, Maw, Scam, and Malachor all make strength.
[00:51:13] BigBadDM: saving throws. You are in... Yeah, if you're in the thing.
[00:51:15] Caboose: Advantage for everyone. Yep. My holy art.
[00:51:15] goose: at advantage.
[00:51:21] Examiner: Oh no. Seven.
[00:51:26] Himbo: 25.
[00:51:27] Caboose: Dirty 20.
[00:51:29] BigBadDM: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Perfect, and so he rushes through all of you.
[00:51:39] BigBadDM: Go ahead and give me your stuff.
[00:51:42] Caboose: 30-20.
[00:51:45] Himbo: 25.
[00:51:45] goose: 11.
[00:51:46] BrewMaster: I also got a 20.
[00:51:50] Examiner: 7th.
[00:51:51] BigBadDM: uh elias would you get hell yeah uh malachor what'd you get
[00:51:58] goose: 11.
[00:52:02] BigBadDM: Okay, and Scam, what'd you get? Seven. Okay, everyone below...
[00:52:04] Examiner: done.
[00:52:15] BigBadDM: Oh, thank God. And Ma, what did you get? Oh, okay, good. Okay, if you...
[00:52:19] BrewMaster: 20.
[00:52:24] BigBadDM: good things happen if you succeed by five or more and that would have messed up my plans um we're gonna do
[00:52:33] BigBadDM: I don't get to roll d12s very often. A success is 22 or higher.
[00:52:36] Caboose: What was the success? Oh, shit. All right.
[00:52:48] Himbo: Ragtag, you had bardic inspiration.
[00:52:53] Caboose: Do I get to roll that even though I know the result? Thank you for the reminder.
[00:52:56] Examiner: hell yeah
[00:52:56] BigBadDM: Yeah, I'll let you. There you go.
[00:53:02] Caboose: 23.
[00:53:05] BigBadDM: Good use. I can't see the damage. How much did he do?
[00:53:10] Himbo: 53.
[00:53:10] goose: Thank you.
[00:53:12] BigBadDM: Hell yeah, one point higher than the one that's stated. You all take 53 points of bludgeoning damage.
[00:53:13] Examiner: Jesus.
[00:53:20] BigBadDM: and are not prone no if uh successes
[00:53:23] Caboose: that everyone including successes okay
[00:53:28] BigBadDM: you take half as much damage and are knocked prone.
[00:53:32] Caboose: Jesus Christ. All right. So 50 said 53.
[00:53:38] Himbo: Yeah, so it's 26. Means I have a concentration save of 13.
[00:53:45] Caboose: Yeah, sure.
[00:53:49] Himbo: Pass it.
[00:53:51] BigBadDM: just from my own knowledge. Does he get it back? He does not get it back this time.
[00:53:59] Caboose: Do I get to make an opportunity attack?
[00:54:03] BigBadDM: No, you do not. Yes, you need to save above a 23.
[00:54:04] goose: Do I have to do some kind of save for my concentration? On?
[00:54:12] BigBadDM: On reversing gravity.
[00:54:17] Himbo: Constitution saving throw at advantage.
[00:54:17] goose: Yeah, sorry. Is that a con save?
[00:54:19] Caboose: a straight d10 i think right the concentration is just a straight d10
[00:54:27] BigBadDM: No, because you have to beat half of the damage.
[00:54:30] Badger: half the damage.
[00:54:32] BigBadDM: or 10 if it is lower than 10 so because half the damage higher than 10 he has to beat 23.
[00:54:37] Caboose: I'm saying you don't add anything to it. It's just, sorry, a straight D20.
[00:54:43] Examiner: a constitution saving throw.
[00:54:44] BigBadDM: Yeah, you add a con save. That's why getting, what's it called?
[00:54:46] Caboose: Oh, I never. Fuck. All right.
[00:54:54] Himbo: Resilient.
[00:54:55] BigBadDM: Yeah, is so helpful. Uh.
[00:54:58] Caboose: Would that count as an advantage then?
[00:55:03] goose: Oh, I guess since it's save. OK.
[00:55:06] BigBadDM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good argument. I'll allow it.
[00:55:07] Examiner: Yes.
[00:55:11] Caboose: All right.
[00:55:13] Badger: You are a kind and benevolent DM.
[00:55:15] goose: 22.
[00:55:15] BigBadDM: 25. So what drops for you, the gravity?
[00:55:22] goose: Yeah, although it's halfway through the round, so they're at the top of the cylinder and exiting at 66 miles an hour anyway.
[00:55:27] Himbo: you
[00:55:27] BigBadDM: Yeah, so the math is, this actually does not impact your spell in a negative manner at all.
[00:55:36] goose: they're still on their way up to my 300 foot ceiling to start their free fall back down to earth.
[00:55:39] Himbo: foil just like he wanted
[00:55:39] BigBadDM: Yeah, exactly. Perfect.
[00:55:49] BigBadDM: Which brings us to...
[00:55:57] BigBadDM: group of nulls that's going to
[00:56:04] Caboose: Are they flying or no?
[00:56:06] BigBadDM: these ones were out of the circle oh no you're right yeah uh chris can you undo that can you leave the circle for me because i haven't marked the ones that were
[00:56:16] BigBadDM: still there or whatever yes please thank you it was like centered right here i think
[00:56:20] goose: you draw it.
[00:56:28] BigBadDM: um yeah so i'm pretty sure he's flying he's flying he's flying he's flying
[00:56:38] BigBadDM: uh that one too that one too this one has half movement
[00:56:49] BigBadDM: Nullfang failed. Zeriel's turn.
[00:56:57] BigBadDM: Zeriel is going to... Did you? Great. My apologies.
[00:56:58] Caboose: wait I think I got skipped we're good
[00:57:08] BigBadDM: Oh, you're all the way back here. My apologies. There you go. Rack tag. All yours.
[00:57:18] Caboose: All right. So he's too far away. Who is not in the air?
[00:57:26] BigBadDM: the ones with little shields on them. And I think.
[00:57:30] Caboose: shields,
[00:57:33] BigBadDM: technically this one was out of it too or am i wrong christoph okay
[00:57:40] goose: I think I had that one.
[00:57:43] BigBadDM: I'm just, we're just going to leave it as is. I don't care enough to fight you on it.
[00:57:46] Caboose: I'm going to check.
[00:57:49] goose: I think it was just the one up by Lulu that I wasn't able to capture. Because I remember I went all the way right up to Jesper.
[00:57:53] BigBadDM: Cool.
[00:57:58] Caboose: I really wish objects were easier to move around on this tool.
[00:58:07] Caboose: because I have my spiritual weapon. I can no longer grab it. So I'm going to move my spiritual weapon, but I don't think I can move it to anything.
[00:58:17] Himbo: we can use it in my echo port right now if you want because my echo got destroyed as a token just to move around if you want okay
[00:58:24] Caboose: I'll move it after the fact because there's nothing it can reach anyways. So that is just a noted bonus action for me.
[00:58:34] Caboose: And then I guess I will move myself my 30 feet that I can.
[00:58:46] Caboose: And was Holy Aura centered on me, or is that?
[00:58:55] Caboose: you emit, so that is going to move it. Do I want to do that?
[00:59:09] Caboose: Sorry guys, just taking a second here.
[00:59:11] goose: your thing.
[00:59:13] Himbo: A very important question.
[00:59:23] Caboose: I will move myself to the point that everyone is still contained in Holy Aura, but I have moved a little bit.
[00:59:30] Caboose: And then I am just going to toll the dead on Mr. Yenogu. So...
[00:59:38] BigBadDM: With some saving throw.
[00:59:40] Caboose: That is a DC 18 saving throw of wisdom.
[00:59:50] BigBadDM: 20 25.
[00:59:55] Caboose: then fuck it, that's my turn.
[01:00:07] BigBadDM: this one's still here perfect uh half of its movement speed is going to be
[01:00:17] BigBadDM: here.
[01:00:30] BigBadDM: Jesper, you're going to take a serrated beak and gnarled talon attack.
[01:00:39] BigBadDM: um it is at disadvantage correct
[01:00:40] Badger: Oh no.
[01:00:49] Himbo: is...
[01:00:49] BigBadDM: you Brett for confirmation oh great 13 and 13 uh so 19 to hit on the first first rated beak
[01:00:59] Badger: My AC is 19.
[01:01:03] BigBadDM: money and on the second one is lower than that so you're going to take 17 points of piercing damage for the straighted beak
[01:01:12] Badger: Ouchie.
[01:01:14] BigBadDM: And then it's going to zoom back this way.
[01:01:24] Himbo: was he close enough? okay got plus 11 to hit
[01:01:27] BigBadDM: you so he was
[01:01:35] Himbo: 17 to hit. Ooh, max damage. Hell yeah.
[01:01:38] BigBadDM: we'll hit. Hell yeah.
[01:01:44] Himbo: 23. stay up
[01:01:53] Badger: Where are we in the turn order? Are we still the first round or not? No, we're third round.
[01:01:53] BigBadDM: won't get we are in third round no thing is flying
[01:01:57] Himbo: Mm-hmm.
[01:02:02] Badger: but it's my first round. Can I take an opportunity today? Okay.
[01:02:05] BigBadDM: Absolutely.
[01:02:07] Himbo: Yeah.
[01:02:11] Badger: and I'm going to attempt to hit this guy with my shillelagh. Does a 14 hit. Oh.
[01:02:19] BigBadDM: It does.
[01:02:21] Badger: then I'm going to do some damage to him.
[01:02:25] Badger: 7 points because I rolled a 2. Great. Obledging damage.
[01:02:32] Badger: But in addition to that, I'm going to go ahead and use my Dreadful Strike and do an additional 2d8 psychic damage to him.
[01:02:41] BigBadDM: Damn. What now?
[01:02:43] Badger: So that's going to be a total of 16 damage. And when that happens,
[01:02:51] Badger: You watch as across my back, the big death head moth eyeball thing occurs. But it's like...
[01:03:01] Badger: lifted and kind of telescopic. And so I would like
[01:03:10] Badger: to cause everything within 10 feet of me.
[01:03:18] Badger: So it's just those three creatures, I guess. Or no, the one is flying. So the two have to make a DC...
[01:03:27] Badger: 17 wisdom save.
[01:03:32] Badger: And I'll also use Sudden Strike as an addition to this to strike the dredge that's right next to it, because I'm allowed to attack an additional creature within 5 feet when I use my Dreadful
[01:03:42] Badger: strike. Yeah, it's a wisdom save.
[01:03:43] BigBadDM: Fuck yeah. Magical Resistance of Wisdom save? 17.
[01:03:51] Badger: it gets a 17 which means it saves yes or does not save okay
[01:03:56] BigBadDM: Yes. Well, what was your DC? Yeah, so it does not save.
[01:04:01] Badger: Oh, DC-18. Okay, so the...
[01:04:08] Badger: Fly Bird, I guess the rock whatever attacked me, is now fearful of me.
[01:04:19] Badger: And then for the dredge right next to it, 15 to hit. Okay, that one takes a total of 16 damage.
[01:04:22] BigBadDM: 15 will hit, absolutely. 16? Uh...
[01:04:29] Badger: Nice.
[01:04:33] BigBadDM: Bada bing, bada boom on Death's Door.
[01:04:37] Badger: And let me just check this feature really quick.
[01:04:48] Himbo: I was paying back and he's super intense.
[01:04:50] Badger: Yeah, I know. Sorry, guys. I've been doing a lot of reading.
[01:04:58] Badger: the that dredge also needs to make a fear save so it's all enemy creatures within 15 feet of me all right
[01:04:59] Himbo: folks.
[01:05:05] BigBadDM: Okay. Fail.
[01:05:08] Badger: It is also frightened until the end of my next turn. Okay, that's it.
[01:05:17] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. And that was just on an opportunity attack.
[01:05:21] Badger: Yeah, it's just part of my, when I take an attack, I can use Dreadful Strike as part of the attack action.
[01:05:29] BigBadDM: Love it.
[01:05:39] BigBadDM: Zerial is going to...
[01:05:51] BigBadDM: with great glee. Uh...
[01:05:58] BigBadDM: like look up at these demons flying in the air and goes this
[01:06:05] BigBadDM: is true beauty of battle and she like smiles at you malachor um
[01:06:13] BigBadDM: very excitedly and immediately turns on these two rocks and is just gonna lay into them um
[01:06:25] BigBadDM: She's going to.
[01:06:41] BigBadDM: Hit and hit on both.
[01:06:54] BigBadDM: 35 points on one or five points on the other.
[01:07:06] BigBadDM: to use her flail effect both of them fail and so they are knocked back
[01:07:15] BigBadDM: 15 feet and are knocked prone by her.
[01:07:23] BigBadDM: That is going to be the end of her turn.
[01:07:34] BigBadDM: Buddy's flying. Oh, Crokutoic is also flying. Buddy.
[01:07:45] BigBadDM: having a hard day in that
[01:07:51] BigBadDM: brings us to the top of the round to Inogu. Inogu is going to turn...
[01:08:01] BigBadDM: Oh yeah. He picks up this...
[01:08:10] BigBadDM: dredge next to him and like takes his finger and just like
[01:08:19] BigBadDM: pushes this bead of black energy into his chest, and then just hooks it. And so this...
[01:08:30] BigBadDM: dretsch goes and lands between the three of y'all can i have everyone in a
[01:08:38] BigBadDM: 10 foot radius. I think that's just going to be ragtag Ma and Elias.
[01:08:44] BigBadDM: i think malicorn scam get out of this can you make all dexterity saving throws as it necrotic energy
[01:08:51] BigBadDM: detonates and you're hit with like a mesh of like bone and magical energy as a little
[01:09:01] BigBadDM: bone feast grenade happens.
[01:09:05] Himbo: uh we
[01:09:12] BrewMaster: Thank you.
[01:09:13] Himbo: I rolled advantage and I got a one and a two. I'm back, baby.
[01:09:19] BigBadDM: a one and a two. Great.
[01:09:22] goose: using that inspiration to roll your other one.
[01:09:24] Himbo: Thank you.
[01:09:37] Caboose: 19, sorry. And then anybody who has Bliss, make sure you're abusing Bliss.
[01:09:39] BrewMaster: Yeah, 20.
[01:09:44] BigBadDM: what is the total dance for some I haven't fixed this why it's not showing me the total
[01:09:50] BrewMaster: journey.
[01:09:51] BigBadDM: 30. You guys take 30 points of necrotic damage. The fail is 20.
[01:09:57] Caboose: Which is the fail? Goddamn, man.
[01:10:01] BigBadDM: below 22.
[01:10:12] BigBadDM: So that one is dead. He kind of like, ha, ha, ha.
[01:10:23] BigBadDM: sees the beauty of his work kind of looks up seeing these other ones uh
[01:10:32] BigBadDM: all the more angered.
[01:10:43] BigBadDM: Elias your turn.
[01:10:49] Himbo: Elias is going to go into a rage. Um...
[01:10:58] Himbo: And then he's going to rush over to this rock that's next to Lulu and Jesper.
[01:11:09] Himbo: once I figure out how to use the right thing. But I'll just move myself. There you go.
[01:11:23] Himbo: right here I'm going to go into a rage and I'm going to try to hit him twice 14 to hit
[01:11:29] BigBadDM: Hell yeah, do it. We'll hit.
[01:11:36] Himbo: and 25 let's see
[01:11:39] BigBadDM: Damage.
[01:11:51] Himbo: 39 damage. And since I am...
[01:11:53] BigBadDM: Yeah, that'll do. Anything else?
[01:12:00] Himbo: Ancestral Guardian, if that rock hits anyone, that's not me. That person has resistance to the damage.
[01:12:09] BigBadDM: resistance god damn dude
[01:12:10] Himbo: Yeah. He also has disadvantage, but we're all in the little order anyways. So... All kinds of, uh...
[01:12:11] Examiner: Yeah.
[01:12:19] Himbo: spooky, ghostly versions of our allies, orangam.
[01:12:24] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. Vrak is going to...
[01:12:27] Examiner: I miss Winston.
[01:12:34] BigBadDM: Uh...
[01:12:47] BigBadDM: fly back through this way
[01:12:54] BigBadDM: is going to take another pass at you, Malachor.
[01:13:02] BigBadDM: with serrated beak and gnarled talons. Serrated beak is a...
[01:13:09] BigBadDM: Crap roll, we'll miss. And Talons is a 17 to hit.
[01:13:16] goose: With haste. Yes.
[01:13:20] BigBadDM: Sorry, 13 plus... No, I'm right. 17 to hit. Even with haste?
[01:13:25] goose: Yeah, that hits. Yeah, my AC is 17 with haste.
[01:13:32] BigBadDM: uh you're gonna take 14 points of slashing damage and can you give me con saving throw please
[01:13:44] goose: Advantage 19.
[01:13:46] BigBadDM: I believe so, yeah. Aura is still up.
[01:13:54] BigBadDM: It's Talon's go for your eyes trying to blind you but you're able to kind of like turn and just take it across the scalp instead.
[01:14:05] goose: Did I roll damage for all these gnolls that are falling now? Well, he's a .
[01:14:05] BigBadDM: Noel is... You will on your turn, yeah?
[01:14:11] Caboose: Are any of these things fiends besides War Undead? Sorry, Eric, go ahead.
[01:14:18] goose: No, no, I was going to say he's affected, but it doesn't Drewer.
[01:14:18] BigBadDM: Yeah, Eric. He's affected. Oh, because he flew in?
[01:14:23] Caboose: or any of these things means.
[01:14:31] BigBadDM: he doesn't have the intelligence to avoid that so
[01:14:39] BigBadDM: But it went down, right? It went...
[01:14:43] goose: Yeah, he's falling now.
[01:14:47] BigBadDM: no no this one the rock you're talking about the rock is not affected currently
[01:14:51] goose: Oh yeah, no, the Varrock is not. The spell is not up. I was talking about the gnoll that you have highlighted currently. He's on the edge of it, but he's affected.
[01:14:58] BigBadDM: correct i'm not having him do anything just yet i was gonna skip past him uh fresh what were you gonna say
[01:15:06] Caboose: these things are all fiends, right?
[01:15:09] BigBadDM: Almost exclusively, yes.
[01:15:13] Caboose: I have been really bad about keeping track. He landed a hit, so he needs to make a saving throw.
[01:15:22] Caboose: Constitution saving throw here. He's blinded until his next turn. DC 18.
[01:15:26] BigBadDM: Wonderful con saving throw. Does have magical resistance. Sucks at both, so he is blinded.
[01:15:40] BigBadDM: Okay. Thank you.
[01:15:48] BigBadDM: All right, Noel is flying. Ma, go ahead.
[01:15:53] BrewMaster: taking a potion of healing is a bonus action correct to roll for it all right just making sure i'm gonna pop a little healy real quick
[01:15:58] BigBadDM: Yes, correct.
[01:16:04] BrewMaster: uh rope i'll take that
[01:16:12] BrewMaster: Mazgo drink on the run over here.
[01:16:16] BrewMaster: and I measured this out. I can hit with my Leviathan axe from here, so I'm going to throw it at you.
[01:16:26] BrewMaster: Uh, let's go. Why did that not roll? Roll fool.
[01:16:36] BrewMaster: OK, it doesn't Drewer. All right. It's plus 13.
[01:16:46] BrewMaster: as dirty 20 hit him. And I hit him one more time.
[01:16:55] BrewMaster: Or try to, anyway. 22. So 20 and 22 to hit. I think you're muted, Kyle.
[01:17:03] goose: I think you're muted
[01:17:04] BigBadDM: Both hit. Yep, I am. Thank you.
[01:17:05] BrewMaster: All right, cool. I'm going to roll these one at a time. Why does it do that?
[01:17:18] BrewMaster: All right, that, 12, then 15, 27 damage.
[01:17:28] BigBadDM: Strong damage, strong damage. Thank you, sir.
[01:17:33] BrewMaster: That's my turn.
[01:17:35] BigBadDM: At the end of your turn, you know who's immediately going to whip back out with the legendary action with his butcher flail.
[01:17:46] BigBadDM: uh is it at disadvantage now that he's outside of the aura or no
[01:17:57] BrewMaster: I think it is. I'm inside the aura, but he's not, so I think he just rolls regular.
[01:18:01] Himbo: Creatures in the aura have disadvantage on attack rolls against them.
[01:18:07] BigBadDM: he's just gonna roll normally then uh 15 plus 16 21 to hit ma
[01:18:14] BrewMaster: Yeah, that'll hit.
[01:18:15] BigBadDM: And you're going to take Decay. You are not wearing any armor, so that cannot...
[01:18:25] BigBadDM: affect your armor you do take 27 points of bludgeoning damage however
[01:18:26] BrewMaster: Dance naked in front of the bad guy. I regret dancing naked in front of the bad guy.
[01:18:35] BigBadDM: Yeah. Scam, your turn.
[01:18:41] Examiner: Okay, I am gonna run over... Oh, first I'm going to...
[01:18:52] Examiner: my Yolan's Regal Presence, my Bard Spirit Gardens.
[01:19:05] Examiner: But this one is an emanation. Whenever the emanation enters the space of a creature, I can see.
[01:19:14] Examiner: And when a creature you can see enters the emanation or ends its turn there, I can make it do a wisdom save.
[01:19:24] Examiner: am gonna just where is are the following people is this them
[01:19:31] goose: There are many.
[01:19:34] Examiner: Okay. Perfect.
[01:19:35] BigBadDM: basically all of them in the red circle that don't have a little shield on them
[01:19:44] Examiner: Well, then I am just going to start running. That's the measurement. And just kind of like...
[01:19:54] Examiner: he's my way and just like run past all the people with the shields actually see i'm gonna
[01:20:06] Examiner: Run towards Inogu. How do I?
[01:20:13] BigBadDM: So is the idea that just passing by them gives them damage? Or...
[01:20:20] Examiner: Yeah, so it says whenever the emanation enters the space of a creature.
[01:20:26] BigBadDM: Hell yeah, that's pretty sick.
[01:20:28] Examiner: So it's like Baldur's Gate Spirit Guardians. So that was 15 and 30.
[01:20:40] Examiner: I'm just kind of... Not the shield-y ones.
[01:20:41] Badger: All those guys like 500 feet up in the air. Oh, got it.
[01:20:45] BigBadDM: Yeah, but the ones with shields are on the ground. Yeah, good call, though. Good call, though. What's the wisdom saves I need to make?
[01:20:54] Examiner: DC 18 whiz. Yes.
[01:20:56] BigBadDM: All right. Our friend Yi.
[01:21:03] BigBadDM: has magical resistance. Oh, and fails on a 17. Uh...
[01:21:10] Examiner: So he takes nine damage, goes prone, and then I push it 10 feet away.
[01:21:17] BigBadDM: Absolutely. I'll just push them.
[01:21:29] BigBadDM: Okay. And these other ones...
[01:21:38] BigBadDM: take similar damage. Nat 20 for the Vrak.
[01:21:46] BigBadDM: fail and fail for the other two.
[01:21:50] Examiner: So half damage if succeeded.
[01:21:56] BigBadDM: Awesome. Anything else?
[01:22:01] Examiner: That's it. Oh.
[01:22:07] BigBadDM: Awesome. Yeah, what's up?
[01:22:13] Examiner: I forgot, one of my new bard effects is whenever somebody saves using my bardic inspiration die, I can pass it on to another person for free.
[01:22:23] BigBadDM: I think that was our dear friend. Yeah, so pass it on.
[01:22:25] Examiner: When ragtag. So it's just going to pass on to Elias for reminding him that he was inspired.
[01:22:35] Examiner: And so like the little, it's just a little like glow stick that like...
[01:22:40] Examiner: when Ragtag succeeded on the strength save, the glow stick got knocked out of his hand and just, like, catapulted toward Elias and has landed in his, like...
[01:22:50] Examiner: one of his folds of his armor. And he feels a little lighter.
[01:22:53] BigBadDM: hell yeah um dredge is
[01:23:00] BigBadDM: afeard of Jesper, but not Elias. That's going to miss.
[01:23:15] BigBadDM: At the end of the dredge's turn, actually, Yenogu is going to...
[01:23:26] BigBadDM: do another wake bones ability scam. Go ahead and give me a con saving throw, please.
[01:23:43] Examiner: 15. okay
[01:23:44] BigBadDM: 15. You're going to take 14 points of necrotic damage. As you feel your bones trying to rip.
[01:23:52] Caboose: That's advantage. Advantage. Oh, fuck. Yep.
[01:23:57] Examiner: I think I'm outside the aura. Yeah.
[01:23:57] BigBadDM: Okay.
[01:24:07] BigBadDM: return.
[01:24:09] Caboose: Cool. I don't have access to Lulu anymore, but she's just going to tusk this dredge for now. So that is...
[01:24:17] BigBadDM: Okay.
[01:24:21] Caboose: D20 plus three. She is... The rock, sorry.
[01:24:26] BigBadDM: The vrock or the dretch?
[01:24:32] Caboose: So nine to hit. No bueno.
[01:24:38] BigBadDM: we'll miss.
[01:24:47] BigBadDM: flying Malachor your turn. You are prone.
[01:24:52] goose: I am. Shall we start with some damage? Find out what it looks like.
[01:24:56] BigBadDM: Yeah. All right. Would you like to roll 20d6, my dear friend?
[01:25:07] BigBadDM: I will say it's only appropriate... What's the...
[01:25:15] BigBadDM: The DC is going to be set to 25. Does that sound fair?
[01:25:23] goose: if that's a choice.
[01:25:26] BigBadDM: landing and taking half damage. I'm arguing with me.
[01:25:32] goose: I don't know how fall. Is that a thing that can be done for fall damage? Or is fall damage just fall damage?
[01:25:39] BigBadDM: Fall damage is always a dexterity saving throw.
[01:25:42] goose: OK, yeah, 25 feels fair for 300.
[01:25:48] Himbo: All these people failed a DC 20 deck save to get into this position.
[01:25:54] BigBadDM: also that okay um we're gonna do you let's have you roll the damage first
[01:26:04] goose: 71. So half damage is going to be 35.
[01:26:06] BigBadDM: Great. Right. Uh... Conveniently...
[01:26:16] BigBadDM: For a lot of these, it doesn't actually Drewer. And that's what we're going to do. You see...
[01:26:26] BigBadDM: you know what you're expecting right so at this point like as your turn comes up you start looking up as you hear the like
[01:26:33] goose: It's raining, man.
[01:26:36] BigBadDM: exactly you hear the screams and grunts and shouts of the various
[01:26:45] BigBadDM: Null Fang. Fails. Takes 71 points of damage.
[01:27:00] BigBadDM: all of the gnolls and all of the dretches land and splatter.
[01:27:07] BigBadDM: upon impact. There's enough other dead creatures and weapons of war that you see them like...
[01:27:17] BigBadDM: impale themselves onto a wheel spoke. There's another creature's sword that's been abandoned that cuts off a leg as they land.
[01:27:27] BigBadDM: It is nasty, brutal stuff.
[01:27:31] BigBadDM: The issue that a lot of folks didn't pay attention to is that they went up.
[01:27:38] BigBadDM: and assumed they would disappear. And so this rock that has flown across to attack you is now...
[01:27:48] BigBadDM: cannon shot with several dretches and so it doesn't Drewer that it wasn't impacted it is
[01:27:58] BigBadDM: Pulverized by literal dretch sacks of blood.
[01:28:04] Himbo: cool.
[01:28:08] BrewMaster: like a distant voice you can hear. Dig that bird!
[01:28:08] BigBadDM: Uh.
[01:28:14] Himbo: Thank you.
[01:28:14] goose: you
[01:28:15] Examiner: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
[01:28:18] BigBadDM: the Barlgura also fails. Oh, right. And if they fail, they are also...
[01:28:27] BigBadDM: prone when they land. This wretch survived, this wretch survived.
[01:28:37] BigBadDM: Oh, Crokatoic. All right, Crokatoic. You hear...
[01:28:45] BigBadDM: does not... Oh, wait, wait, hold on. Does he have, like, a wild deck save? No, he doesn't. So he takes 71 points of damage as well. Um...
[01:28:53] goose: Not that guy.
[01:28:55] Himbo: Darn, it's always laying on their feet.
[01:28:59] BigBadDM: this is both hilarious and awesome. Okay, you can remove the template now. Thank you.
[01:29:05] goose: Well, did you catch that? What about that guy? OK, yeah, yeah. That little guy. All right, great.
[01:29:08] BigBadDM: Yeah, I'm getting that guy. Thank you. That little guy. Don't worry about that little guy. Okay. Because now you're here. As you've done.
[01:29:16] goose: So now that I've done some cleanup,
[01:29:19] BigBadDM: crazy amounts of damage.
[01:29:23] goose: The Malachor is going to use half his movement to get up so he's no longer proned. Let me remove that condition.
[01:29:32] goose: So I have 15 feet left. He is going to use the extra action from his potion of haste.
[01:29:40] goose: to drink a potion of greater healing at full action for 20 points of healing.
[01:29:46] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. Good call. That's actually really, really strong.
[01:29:53] goose: right
[01:29:56] goose: 20 heal. OK, that's good. And then he is going to step just a
[01:30:06] goose: closer to ragtag. He takes this.
[01:30:13] goose: rod of power that he was given, staff of power that he was given. And he crams it down into the ground and unleashes
[01:30:24] goose: a wall of force at Yanogu. This is going to be a 10-foot
[01:30:32] goose: radius globe that he is trapped in. The only way he can get out is by use of something like teleport.
[01:30:39] BigBadDM: Wonderful.
[01:30:45] goose: And that's the term.
[01:30:50] BigBadDM: Okay. Super strong turn.
[01:30:59] BigBadDM: uh rock is going to uh
[01:31:07] BigBadDM: Lie at Zerial and take two attacks at her. Fail and fail.
[01:31:14] BigBadDM: that will not come back to bite it in the ass. SPO immediately takes a swipe back at him. He gonna be in pain.
[01:31:24] BigBadDM: uh with 47 points of slashing damage straight to like its chest just eviscerates it
[01:31:33] BigBadDM: Uh... Oh, that little guy. That little guy's still there. Alright, he's gonna come around.
[01:31:44] BigBadDM: And he's going to bite Lulu on the snout. Or try to. And fails on an eight. Jesper, your turn.
[01:31:55] Badger: I mean, Jesper's going to do what Jesper does best, which is he's going to swing his shillelagh at this Brock.
[01:32:06] Badger: Uh, that's not right. Let's come up here into my character sheet. Spells. Shillelagh.
[01:32:17] Badger: I click you. It doesn't do it. All right, I'm going to roll it over here because fuck that, I'm not going to wait for it. Does a 22 hit?
[01:32:27] Badger: think it does yeah I just attack him again for the good measure same thing so
[01:32:27] BigBadDM: rock yeah absolutely
[01:32:36] Badger: That's going to be 16 plus 8.
[01:32:40] Badger: 24 points of magical bludgeoning damage. And we in the neighborhood, so I'm going to, you know...
[01:32:48] BigBadDM: Okay, still standing.
[01:32:49] Badger: Yes, total of 24. And I'll do additional dreadful strike activation. Oh.
[01:32:58] Badger: I'm going to bonus action because I forgot in Hunter's Mark the dredge that's right next to him.
[01:33:07] BigBadDM: Oh, sure, sure, sure.
[01:33:12] Badger: because I missed that one already. And so, anyway, Dreadful, so that's an additional 2d8 damage against the Brock.
[01:33:22] Badger: that's an additional 13 points of damage against him and then i get to take an additional attack assage because
[01:33:26] BigBadDM: like as what does it look like as you kill this rock
[01:33:31] Badger: Ooh! Uh... As is my want, I will use my...
[01:33:39] Badger: pipe shillelagh and just kind of hook him you know like i don't know in the in the wing such that he like
[01:33:48] Badger: kind of flaps awkwardly and as he's turning to look at me, he doesn't even realize it and he gets the tusks and he impales himself on Lulu's tusks.
[01:34:01] Badger: And then as part of my Dread Ambusher Dreadful Striker, it allows me to attack an additional creature within my reach. So I'll...
[01:34:12] Badger: Hit that boy who's right there. Does a 12 hit?
[01:34:18] BigBadDM: 12 does hit.
[01:34:20] Badger: Okay, so he'll take 15 points of Magical Bludgeoning plus an additional d6 because he's got Hunter's Mark on him, so that's an additional 2 points for a total of...
[01:34:30] Badger: 17 damage yeah get the edge out of here
[01:34:38] Badger: And then I'll move my character. Yeah, get the H out of here. Because he's dead, right?
[01:34:40] BigBadDM: where did you take the H out of here? All right. Yeah, no.
[01:34:49] Badger: So I'm going to, oh, yeah, for sure. So I have 50 feet of movement. So I'm going to run here.
[01:34:49] BigBadDM: I just didn't know we'd gone back to late elementary school for cursing.
[01:34:59] Badger: Is the Wall of Fire still up? Oh, that's a shame. Okay.
[01:35:01] BigBadDM: Oh, okay.
[01:35:05] Himbo: No, the wall of fire is gone. I just can't delete it. I'm raging, so the concentration dropped.
[01:35:13] Badger: okay i'm gonna run by here and instead doing i'm gonna pick up my that didn't move me what the fuck
[01:35:25] Examiner: the H out of here.
[01:35:27] Badger: go like to there and on the way i'm gonna pick up or attempt to pick up my holy book
[01:35:37] Badger: and move my emanating light to be next to me, but I'm trying to figure out how I pick up a spell that's been thrown somewhere.
[01:35:50] Badger: Anyway, the goal is to move the light so that it's around me. And that'll be it.
[01:35:56] Himbo: insecure blogger.
[01:35:59] Badger: It'll be the end of my turn.
[01:36:12] BigBadDM: I should probably go this round. Do you guys have a terrible preference? Can I let it go twice next round or should I force it into initiative?
[01:36:21] BrewMaster: care.
[01:36:23] Himbo: Whatever's easiest for you, man.
[01:36:23] goose: You do you.
[01:36:24] Examiner: you
[01:36:28] BigBadDM: optimize it for next round you guys are going to hate me for it uh there you go
[01:36:31] BrewMaster: It's alright, we'll kill him before then.
[01:36:33] Himbo: We control gravity.
[01:36:36] BigBadDM: Refini, fuck.
[01:36:37] goose: I don't think I can do that again, guys.
[01:36:40] BigBadDM: Dretch is going to take one bite at you, Jesper. It's going to miss. What a fucking waste.
[01:36:51] BigBadDM: piece of shit-ass minions. Ragtag.
[01:36:59] Caboose: Alright, so... Sorry, you sounded like you were about to say something maybe.
[01:37:08] BigBadDM: No. Yeah, she's taking some beatings, yeah.
[01:37:10] Caboose: Has Zeriel taken any damage yet?
[01:37:18] Caboose: All right, so to start,
[01:37:22] Caboose: My tiny guy right here is going to be my bonus action. I will move up to this rock.
[01:37:32] Caboose: Because that frog is not falling, right? Right. And I will go ahead and attack.
[01:37:41] Caboose: So this is a fourth level spiritual weapon.
[01:37:51] Caboose: So is that just my spell attack, right? Is that what it makes the attack on? Yes.
[01:37:57] BigBadDM: Woo, buddy. Let's go.
[01:38:01] Caboose: Natural 20 to hit. Can a spiritual weapon crit?
[01:38:09] BigBadDM: Fuck yeah, it's rolling to hit.
[01:38:10] Caboose: All right.
[01:38:12] Caboose: So that is max damage 1d8 plus five plus an additional, no, that is not 1d8 plus five damage.
[01:38:22] Caboose: increased by 1d8 every two levels above the second. So that is...
[01:38:22] BigBadDM: 2d8
[01:38:28] Caboose: 16 plus 5, 23 plus an additional 2d8.
[01:38:34] BigBadDM: You don't have to roll it. Paint me a word picture. How does your spiritual weapon kill this rock?
[01:38:43] Caboose: I'm not that creative. Fuck it. It's...
[01:38:43] Examiner: Bye.
[01:38:48] BigBadDM: What does it look like? Remind me what the spiritual weapon looks like.
[01:38:50] Caboose: It is just a purely radiant version of my own sensor. But instead of cracking its flesh, it cracks its spirit.
[01:39:01] Caboose: So when it bludgeons it, it's like this...
[01:39:09] Caboose: this radiant energy pours out of it as it slowly fades away.
[01:39:15] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. And you hear this almost...
[01:39:19] BigBadDM: ethereal scream of pain as the rock's very essence is like shattered and broken against the fields of Avernus. And...
[01:39:30] BigBadDM: cannot sustain. Fuck yeah, dude. And that's just your bonus action. Let's go.
[01:39:34] Caboose: All right, so that's just my bonus action as a, where is it?
[01:39:43] Caboose: Fifth level spell I'm going to cast. No sixth level spell I'm going to cast. Uh...
[01:39:51] Caboose: mass healing words or mass cure wounds. Uh, so that is going to be five D eight.
[01:39:55] BigBadDM: Ooh.
[01:40:03] Caboose: this i'm going to roll in dnd beyond because it's just easier or
[01:40:08] BigBadDM: What's the radius?
[01:40:11] Caboose: 30 feet. So it's six people within 30 feet.
[01:40:16] BigBadDM: Elias won't be able to get in there unless you move.
[01:40:20] Himbo: It's all right. Yeah. No, no.
[01:40:21] Caboose: Is that really how that works? Oh, yeah. Okay. I'll take a step back. I measured that wrong.
[01:40:29] Caboose: So I think that should do it for me.
[01:40:34] BigBadDM: i will say this you basically have to pick between scam and elias is is the measuring distance issue
[01:40:38] Himbo: Go scam. No, go scam. I got this. I'm raging. I'm beefy.
[01:40:39] Caboose: Oh, fuck. All right. Okay. Yeah.
[01:40:42] goose: You just...
[01:40:45] Examiner: Yeah, go scan, please.
[01:40:47] Caboose: I will go scam. So...
[01:40:50] Himbo: he's between the two evil ones I'm surrounded by blood and a dredge
[01:40:57] Caboose: Yeah, that's fine. I'll go scam. So that's everybody but Elias then gains, what was that, roll?
[01:41:06] Himbo: 15.
[01:41:06] Caboose: gotten 15. I would have expected a little better than that. 15 plus 2 plus 6 plus an additional 8, so 23...
[01:41:16] Caboose: healing um 23
[01:41:17] goose: You had two NAT1s in that role. Thanks, Naomi.
[01:41:21] BigBadDM: Thank you.
[01:41:22] BrewMaster: Thank you.
[01:41:25] Caboose: And then to wrap my shit up, I'm going to...
[01:41:27] Himbo: interesting good
[01:41:27] Examiner: Brings me up to 39.
[01:41:37] Caboose: Make my move towards Inogu. And that keeps everybody... Elias, you are no longer in my aura.
[01:41:47] Himbo: I'll get there. Sorry. There's a church for the three of us.
[01:41:47] Caboose: just an FYI, neither is Zerial or Lulu for now.
[01:41:55] BigBadDM: Let's do this. Does that help you with having the aura tracked for you?
[01:42:01] Himbo: Bye.
[01:42:06] Caboose: Does it link to me now? Yes, it does. Or that helps for sure.
[01:42:09] BigBadDM: No, I don't think so. Oh, it does? OK, great. OK.
[01:42:20] BigBadDM: Nullfang. All errors. No more Vrox.
[01:42:26] Himbo: at me.
[01:42:28] BigBadDM: No more dretches. And there's only a gnoll fang left.
[01:42:38] BigBadDM: hell yeah. Uh,
[01:42:51] BigBadDM: Okay, Noel Fang is first and foremost going to pick itself the fuck up.
[01:43:01] BigBadDM: Because he be prone. And can get...
[01:43:12] BigBadDM: that far. Actually, no, you're right. He does want to go to you. You by yourself and a little mammoth.
[01:43:22] BigBadDM: Um.
[01:43:23] Himbo: Please leave.
[01:43:31] BigBadDM: Zaryl's turn. She's immediately going to fly...
[01:43:47] BigBadDM: There's this wave of demons that start crouching in as the...
[01:43:56] BigBadDM: battle seems to be turning and they're kind of encroaching on the open space xerial is going to fly
[01:44:06] BigBadDM: straight up into the air and is going to use her earth gouger claw ability just like you had seen
[01:44:14] BigBadDM: here used earlier and she swipes her claws and sends forth gouges of spectral force that
[01:44:23] BigBadDM: carved 20 foot long, five foot wide, five foot deep trenches in the ground.
[01:44:35] BigBadDM: gonna do that again twice here
[01:44:45] BigBadDM: And again, another one here, kind of blocking off these areas to other demons.
[01:44:53] BigBadDM: We almost have him. Keep fighting. I'll support you. Uh...
[01:44:58] goose: a smart-ass Malachor quips. I can do that too if you give me long enough with Mold Earth.
[01:45:04] BigBadDM: And she blinks, winks at you quickly and goes, I'm sure.
[01:45:13] BigBadDM: Uh, Cro-Catoic. Ooh, ooh. Uh, gonna...
[01:45:17] Himbo: Hey, buddy. Great scratch.
[01:45:17] goose: was prone.
[01:45:18] BigBadDM: is prone and you see him like get roll himself onto his tum tum get back going
[01:45:28] BigBadDM: And what abilities you got, little buddy? Oh, you look so cool.
[01:45:34] Himbo: day.
[01:45:39] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. It is going to go straight for the closest problem.
[01:45:50] BigBadDM: uh which is our dear friend scamothy uh
[01:45:56] Examiner: Wisdom saved.
[01:45:59] BigBadDM: Wisdom save. Yes. Fun fact. Not very wisdom-ous. Dirty 20.
[01:46:05] Himbo: Good.
[01:46:07] Examiner: 30, 20 passes. So he takes half of, he takes seven points of damage.
[01:46:17] BigBadDM: That is not the math that I wanted to do. Shit.
[01:46:31] BigBadDM: Thank you. Anything else? Perfect.
[01:46:35] Examiner: It's your turn.
[01:46:41] BigBadDM: He's going to take a bite attack at you. 29 to hit.
[01:46:49] Examiner: yeah I'll hit I'm down
[01:46:52] BigBadDM: you are going to take 44 points of piercing damage uh and
[01:46:59] Badger: uh,
[01:47:00] BigBadDM: As you're down, you hear, you know, Google. Ha, ha, ha.
[01:47:09] BigBadDM: And he's going to take a legendary action to...
[01:47:13] Himbo: Yes.
[01:47:21] BigBadDM: ... ... ... ...
[01:47:38] BigBadDM: Yeah, and he can't do that. Never mind.
[01:47:43] BigBadDM: I thought he could. Dretch is prone and somehow still alive. Little buddy keeps going.
[01:47:48] Himbo: The creep.
[01:47:53] BigBadDM: Uh...
[01:47:56] BigBadDM: he's going to just run at you. He takes advantage of you being on the ground and is going to fail both, but scam you in your...
[01:48:06] BigBadDM: unconsciousness like immediately get this like hot breath like
[01:48:15] BigBadDM: putrid smell invading your nostrils. Yinogu now takes his action to...
[01:48:25] Examiner: He has to get up from prone, right? Oh.
[01:48:25] BigBadDM: uh he does have to get up from prone you're absolutely right
[01:48:30] Himbo: the little cube. He's in the... I didn't see it until after...
[01:48:32] goose: got to teleport out of the wall of force.
[01:48:33] BigBadDM: oh you're right thank you thank you thank you for that reminder uh so here's the thing
[01:48:42] BigBadDM: He has one ability that lets him be able to do that. It recharges on a 5 or a 6 of this dice.
[01:48:48] Badger: V6.
[01:48:51] Himbo: It feels like Malachor put him in timeout. Am I?
[01:48:56] goose: I was hoping it would buy us time to do something.
[01:49:00] BigBadDM: We're going to find out. I'll roll it right in the camera's view.
[01:49:06] Examiner: Ian's jacking off on stream.
[01:49:08] Badger: than one.
[01:49:09] BigBadDM: guys like it it's fine that is a three he does not get it back and so his action is
[01:49:12] Himbo: Thank you.
[01:49:16] BigBadDM: wasted and cannot do anything right now.
[01:49:19] BigBadDM: You see him bash against the wall of force, unable to really do anything.
[01:49:20] Examiner: saved my life I think.
[01:49:29] BigBadDM: Yeah. Wow. Elias, your turn.
[01:49:42] Himbo: I start my turn. I say, time to feed. And I'm going to run 30 feet.
[01:49:45] Badger: Thank you.
[01:49:53] Himbo: into here. And then as a bonus action, I'm going to summon my echo.
[01:50:01] Himbo: And then I'm going to hit this ball girl. Twice. Does 18 hit?
[01:50:06] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. An 18 does hit.
[01:50:13] Himbo: And Dirty 30. So that's two hits.
[01:50:24] Himbo: 43 damage on the Bulgura.
[01:50:33] BigBadDM: Hell yeah.
[01:50:34] Himbo: And he also has disadvantage. Anyone who he hits that's not me has resistance because of my spookies.
[01:50:46] Himbo: And that's my turn.
[01:50:48] BigBadDM: I love it. It is now the Barlgura Terror Fiend's turn.
[01:51:01] Badger: Insecure Belger.
[01:51:05] Examiner: name.
[01:51:05] BigBadDM: Makes three attacks. Perfect.
[01:51:20] BigBadDM: Okay, you're going to take a...
[01:51:30] BigBadDM: wild fist attack. 25 to hit.
[01:51:40] Badger: I think when you say you, you mean me? Yes, that does it.
[01:51:40] BigBadDM: Yes, I do.
[01:51:44] Himbo: is in this disadvantage.
[01:51:50] BigBadDM: It's better that it's a disadvantage because the second roll was a nat 20.
[01:51:54] Himbo: Thank you.
[01:51:56] Examiner: Disadvantage to Fistchester.
[01:51:59] BigBadDM: Yeah. You're going to take 10 points of bludgeoning damage and you are grappled.
[01:52:06] BigBadDM: now that you are grappled, um,
[01:52:09] BigBadDM: he's going to use his slam ability to pick you up and slam you and try and crack you out of your shell um
[01:52:18] Badger: I'm like a walnut.
[01:52:20] BigBadDM: Can you give me a Constitution saving throw, please? Yes.
[01:52:23] Caboose: He also has to succeed on a constitution saving throw or be blinded. DC 18.
[01:52:30] BigBadDM: Passes. 26.
[01:52:35] Badger: constitution saving through that's not right it's this thing
[01:52:46] Badger: Plus 9. I'm in D&D Beyond just because I find it easier. 24?
[01:52:51] BigBadDM: 24 is a success. You take 22 points of bludgeoning damage. And for its final...
[01:52:59] Himbo: takes half of that oh because he got ghosted he has resistance
[01:53:02] BigBadDM: No, that is halved.
[01:53:10] BigBadDM: oh, yeah, okay, he takes 11 points. Wow, super strong. Way to go. And...
[01:53:20] BigBadDM: since you are still grappled, he's now done with you and going to chuck you away.
[01:53:29] goose: You hit it up? Love you. Oh, no. That's my dad.
[01:53:34] Examiner: Love you too. Love you too, daddy.
[01:53:34] BigBadDM: Love you too, Steph. Bye. She's going out late, girl. Oh, Antoine. Your dad? Antoine. Wow.
[01:53:35] Badger: Love you. Oh, love you too, Antoine. Hey, Zaddy.
[01:53:40] goose: Yeah, he's visiting.
[01:53:44] BigBadDM: Bye, Antoine. Can I get a dex save from you now, Jesper?
[01:53:52] Badger: guess i am going to try to find this rather oh i found it why was that so hard
[01:54:05] Badger: Natural 20 for 29.
[01:54:09] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. Malachor, can you make...
[01:54:15] BigBadDM: the exact same dexterity saving throw as you get a whole tortle thrown at you from this terror fiend that's
[01:54:25] BigBadDM: just fucking furious it's been thrown about like it only eats salad.
[01:54:30] goose: he might not be a strong boy but he did play a fair amount of baseball
[01:54:35] BigBadDM: Sure, sure. Jesper, you take it.
[01:54:39] goose: And he can catch.
[01:54:41] BigBadDM: 14 points have to 7 points of... Well, no. You take...
[01:54:49] BigBadDM: Halved of 28 is 14, plus the Ancestral Guardians is 7. And what was your deck save?
[01:54:59] goose: 23.
[01:54:59] BigBadDM: Malachor. 23! Fuck! Way to go. You take 14 points of bludgeoning damage. Is he also...
[01:55:09] BigBadDM: halved for the Ancestral Guardian stuff.
[01:55:13] Himbo: Yeah, anyone that's not me targeted by that guy takes half damage.
[01:55:16] BigBadDM: Yeah, dude. So you only take seven points of bludgeoning damage. You see these, like, spectral...
[01:55:22] BigBadDM: ghosts almost catching you and getting in between the two of you, protecting from all this damage.
[01:55:31] Himbo: Just supportive whispers in your ear.
[01:55:31] goose: Nice.
[01:55:31] BigBadDM: Way to fucking go Elias. Super sick.
[01:55:38] Badger: Thank you.
[01:55:45] BigBadDM: Ma, your turn.
[01:55:46] BrewMaster: Ma doesn't like it when people are mean to Jesper, so he's going to come over here and he's going to attack this bad man recklessly. Uh...
[01:55:56] BrewMaster: couple of times so let me see if I can make that happen
[01:56:07] BrewMaster: 30 to hit.
[01:56:14] BigBadDM: 30 to hit. Yeah, that'll hit Tiamat, so it better hit a fucking ape.
[01:56:22] BrewMaster: And that's going to be hang on because I already fucked this up and then I got cat walking across my thing. All right.
[01:56:32] BrewMaster: So we're going to max out damage on the first swing with two hands. So we have 18 on the first. And so it sounds like it's still up.
[01:56:42] BrewMaster: I'm going to attack him recklessly a second time. Come on, man. All right, we'll call it a 31 to hit.
[01:56:52] BrewMaster: Uh, and we'll do this again. Hey, let's max it out both times.
[01:56:52] BigBadDM: Yeah, we can call it.
[01:56:57] goose: Oh, man.
[01:56:58] Badger: Yes, man. Wow.
[01:56:59] BrewMaster: Yeah, so a total of 36 damage to this gentleman's dome piece.
[01:57:05] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. Strong. Scam.
[01:57:10] BrewMaster: All right, that's my turn.
[01:57:13] Examiner: Okay, I'm rolling the debt save. Right.
[01:57:23] BigBadDM: yes one success uh
[01:57:25] Examiner: 12, one success. That's my turn.
[01:57:33] BigBadDM: Lulu.
[01:57:47] BigBadDM: That's you, Fresh.
[01:57:49] Caboose: Yes, sorry. So Lulu... So question, is Lulu capable of flying as a mammoth?
[01:57:59] BigBadDM: Yeah, she still has her flight speed.
[01:58:02] Caboose: So Lulu is going to fly on over to SCAM unless they take some special capability.
[01:58:10] Caboose: It's not defined, so I'm assuming she just can wing it. And we're...
[01:58:18] Caboose: we're gonna, oh, I can't move Lulu.
[01:58:22] Caboose: So I believe there is a path to take that does not involve any opportunity attacks. I would like to take it if at all possible.
[01:58:29] Caboose: And then we are going to do a Cure Wounds on Scam.
[01:58:29] BigBadDM: Yeah absolutely.
[01:58:37] Caboose: because Lulu's priority is keeping things healed, unlike ragtags.
[01:58:46] Caboose: So that is 2d8 plus spellcasting ability.
[01:58:56] Caboose: The fuck is Lulu's spellcasting ability? Wisdom. 28 plus 4.
[01:59:06] Caboose: Seven and an eight. Nice. So... 19 healing. For you, Scam.
[01:59:16] Examiner: Yay. Thank you. I'm alive.
[01:59:21] Caboose: And that'll be Lulu's turn.
[01:59:28] BigBadDM: Yeah, I got you. Right over here on the right side.
[01:59:30] Caboose: Are you able to move Lulu just so I can keep track in the future? Cool. Thank you. Yeah.
[01:59:40] BigBadDM: Thank you.
[01:59:43] goose: Yeah. I know Krokatoa has taken some damage. How's he looking?
[01:59:54] goose: is Krokatoa. How beat up is he looking?
[01:59:55] BigBadDM: was who looking hey he looks like he saved
[02:00:02] Examiner: Upitaa.
[02:00:06] goose: He looks like what? OK. OK. All right. Then it is.
[02:00:06] BigBadDM: is he saved on the fall damage. So he's looking better than you would have hoped. He's a big, chonky boy.
[02:00:16] goose: It is not time for that yet. Malachor is going to call out to the party.
[02:00:26] goose: do you want me to hold the wall or do you want me to deal with the slug
[02:00:33] Himbo: How about keep doing what you're doing?
[02:00:34] Examiner: on the wall.
[02:00:39] goose: He nods his head, and he also shouts out a warning. He can't get out, and your attacks cannot get in. Don't waste them.
[02:00:47] goose: And he is going to step up next to Ma.
[02:00:56] goose: He's going to use his extra action from haste to just maintain concentration and sloppily slush
[02:01:06] goose: his other potion of haste all over Maw.
[02:01:12] BigBadDM: Hell yeah.
[02:01:14] goose: Ma, congratulations on your, you get plus two AC for action for the next one minute or 10 rounds.
[02:01:15] BrewMaster: inside me.
[02:01:25] Himbo: So much buzzing right now.
[02:01:28] goose: Take that third swing, baby. All right, let's go. That's it. He's going to keep holding that concentration on that wall.
[02:01:32] BigBadDM: Anything else, my friend? One sec, guys. I have to check Sam's blood sugar.
[02:01:44] BigBadDM: Say hi to everyone. Here, hold on.
[02:01:47] goose: Sam, you look great. You look great. Hi, Sam. You look great.
[02:01:49] BrewMaster: What is that?
[02:01:49] Examiner: Yes, ma'am.
[02:01:50] Himbo: said you can definitely hear us oh there we go ah
[02:01:55] Caboose: Bye, Sam.
[02:01:57] Badger: Hi, Sam. Amazing. She can't talk to us. You're muted. God damn it, Kenan. Always.
[02:02:02] goose: You're muted. You're muted. There's a button behind your left ear right here. Yeah.
[02:02:02] BrewMaster: She's muted. She doesn't know.
[02:02:09] Himbo: Humans always pull on pranks. Hi!
[02:02:11] BigBadDM: Okay, Kenan turned it on. Hi, guys.
[02:02:12] BrewMaster: Yeah.
[02:02:13] goose: Hi. You're doing a great job growing a new human.
[02:02:14] Examiner: Bye. Happy birthday.
[02:02:20] BigBadDM: Thank you. Bye.
[02:02:23] BigBadDM: they did a growth scan last week and they were stressed at how giant Kenan's son is. And so they were like, maybe you have gestational diabetes and we just missed it. And I was like, I don't know.
[02:02:33] BigBadDM: That doesn't feel like a thing. Because we did the test, and they're like, well, track your blood sugars. Ow!
[02:02:40] BigBadDM: And they were like, track your blood sugars for a week just to see. So that's what we're doing, and I'm terrible at it. I tried seven times earlier today.
[02:02:51] BigBadDM: And I couldn't do it. So I just had really bloody fingers. Kenan's checking it for me. Okay, good. That's one hour. So I'm fine.
[02:02:53] BrewMaster: Yeah, it may can work.
[02:02:55] Himbo: Yeah.
[02:03:01] goose: What's that sugar? 110's great.
[02:03:01] BigBadDM: probably don't have diabetes. It's 110.
[02:03:05] Himbo: Not one of us. Not one of us.
[02:03:07] Examiner: Yeah, that tracks.
[02:03:08] BigBadDM: I know. I'm pretty sure I don't have diabetes. I think that they just don't seem to believe me that the baby is massive because it's Kyle's fault.
[02:03:15] Himbo: Yeah.
[02:03:18] Examiner: Kenan seems like somebody who would give someone trouble down a birth canal.
[02:03:23] BrewMaster: Yep. Bye, Zeb.
[02:03:23] BigBadDM: You can have your friends back. Oh, Brett is engaged.
[02:03:26] Himbo: Thank you.
[02:03:33] BrewMaster: you
[02:03:34] Himbo: Yeah, and we'll be moving close to you guys. Oh, she can't hear that part.
[02:03:34] BigBadDM: he said april of next year that he'll be moving up here okay tell him not to have the wedding until
[02:03:44] BigBadDM: like the baby's at least three months old because... I don't think he's having it in December, yeah. Yeah, we should be right.
[02:03:50] Himbo: right before Christmas motherfuckers say bye to your families
[02:03:56] BrewMaster: We're in a real hurry to get this wedding done. We can't talk about why.
[02:04:00] Himbo: You got it, Dratch.
[02:04:01] BigBadDM: Exactly. This dredge, full of hubris, is going to attack Zariel. Does not connect.
[02:04:09] BigBadDM: And looks... Oh, yeah, she's flying up in the air. Anyways, he's like, ah, ah. And then just does a whole...
[02:04:19] BigBadDM: earth gouger claw as a legendary action after his turn to just turn him into literal paste
[02:04:29] BigBadDM: Jesper.
[02:04:33] Badger: Well, saving my boy, that makes my life, I guess, easier. I don't know.
[02:04:38] Badger: So I'm going to bonus action to put Hunter's Mark on the big homie.
[02:04:47] BrewMaster: Sorry, I ignore that.
[02:04:49] Badger: OK, ignored. The doggy. Exactly.
[02:04:49] BigBadDM: what they call me. Oh, little, little cro-cro, little crook-doic.
[02:04:52] Himbo: Puppies. Bad donkey.
[02:04:59] BigBadDM: Kroto.
[02:05:02] Badger: And then I'm going to run two, three, four, five, six. That's 30 feet.
[02:05:11] Badger: 35. It says it's 50. What the fuck? Okay, that's fine. I'll end up there.
[02:05:16] Himbo: It was, yeah, it was the other team earlier.
[02:05:22] Badger: Is that really 50 feet? That doesn't make any fucking sense.
[02:05:27] Himbo: earlier, I like added 20 feet like I was somewhere else before. I just trust you.
[02:05:33] BigBadDM: That's 25 feet that you traveled. The measuring tape says you traveled 10.
[02:05:36] Badger: How many feet? Say that again? I just want to punch this guy.
[02:05:45] BigBadDM: Yeah, just do it.
[02:05:48] Badger: OK, I'm going to punch him. I'm going to do it. So does a 12 hit?
[02:05:57] BigBadDM: A 12 on the great pet of Yenogu? No, it does not.
[02:06:02] Badger: Yeah. OK, I'll try again. Does the 27 hit? OK.
[02:06:08] BigBadDM: Yeah, that'll fucking hit. That'll hit Zerial, actually.
[02:06:12] Badger: Oh, wow. Well, I'm not attacking her because she's our homie. So he'll take nine points of bludgeoning damage.
[02:06:20] Badger: And with an additional that much damage, 2. He takes 11 damage. And I say, bad doggy.
[02:06:33] BigBadDM: Okay, okay, okay.
[02:06:35] Badger: And I'm not going to do any of my extra stuff I'm holding onto that for right now.
[02:06:42] BigBadDM: Dredge is going to bite at you, Elias. Is not...
[02:06:51] Himbo: Well met.
[02:06:52] BigBadDM: might succeed. Ragtag.
[02:06:53] Caboose: disadvantage. Okay. So I'm smooth brained. Mr. Yonogu is unattackable right now, right?
[02:07:02] goose: yeah the way I read this spell essentially he either has to teleport or disintegrate out of the
[02:07:13] goose: globe, but otherwise, it says nothing can physically pass through it. So actually, I don't know if you could cast magic inside of it.
[02:07:22] Caboose: You can.
[02:07:22] BigBadDM: yes you can so functionally there's the workaround is if you cast something like
[02:07:29] BigBadDM: something inside it doesn't have to travel through that's a-okay same thing for him if he's able to cast something outside that's okay
[02:07:41] Caboose: other than scam who looks like shit how does everyone feel right now
[02:07:42] goose: I pasted the description in the chat.
[02:07:51] Himbo: Hurt, but functional.
[02:07:51] Caboose: Or can people shout out, I need healing or I don't need healing? Or is that not cool, DM?
[02:07:51] Badger: I mean, yeah, I'm okay too. I could be healed.
[02:07:51] goose: Malachor is okay.
[02:08:02] BigBadDM: I think visually you would be able to easily see that amongst your compatriots. So if they say, I need healing, that's a fair metagame.
[02:08:10] Caboose: then we will just to be efficient do another mass cure wounds this time.
[02:08:10] Examiner: danger.
[02:08:18] Himbo: We're all here now.
[02:08:20] Caboose: So there's not more than six people to heal, right? One, two, three, four.
[02:08:31] Caboose: Five. Six. Does Naziriel need healing?
[02:08:42] Caboose: Then, yeah, we'll do a mask your wounds. Math, math, math, math, math.
[02:08:52] Caboose: Oh, hey, I left a D8 out last time. Wait.
[02:09:18] Caboose: Much better this time, plus an additional seven for everyone. So 32 points of healing.
[02:09:28] goose: Hey, you maxed me out. Thanks, home.
[02:09:29] Badger: So.
[02:09:33] Himbo: right, Ted?
[02:09:37] Caboose: sort of fifth level spell slot, we will go ahead and take the long, long journey this direction.
[02:09:48] Caboose: and I am going to stay where I am. So that'll be my turn.
[02:09:57] BigBadDM: Null Fang is immediately going to rush forward.
[02:10:06] BigBadDM: be with its homies.
[02:10:19] BigBadDM: comes straight to you, Elias.
[02:10:26] Himbo: Hello again.
[02:10:29] BigBadDM: you're going to get three attacks with its cudgel.
[02:10:36] Himbo: Disadvantage because ragtags crew.
[02:10:41] BigBadDM: wow uh thankfully it still hits 23 on the first one
[02:10:52] BigBadDM: that 20 on the second one but it's disadvantage so it gets 17 instead
[02:10:55] Himbo: Oh yeah.
[02:11:00] BigBadDM: and a miss on the second one. So you're going to take 13 points of piercing damage and you are pushed back five feet.
[02:11:07] Himbo: Inter. And. Oh yeah.
[02:11:10] goose: You have to make the save against the blind now.
[02:11:13] BigBadDM: Oh, he does. Constitution saving throw. And fails.
[02:11:18] Himbo: Good job.
[02:11:21] BigBadDM: Thank you for the reminder. How long does the blind last? Nice. Okay.
[02:11:22] Caboose: Eric. Justice turn.
[02:11:31] Examiner: Two hours.
[02:11:33] BigBadDM: Zerial is going to fly over to Krokatoik.
[02:11:43] BigBadDM: and start laying into Crocodogos. We can at least serve him up for feasts.
[02:11:52] BigBadDM: And she's going to beat the shit out of the dog. Well, such is life.
[02:11:57] Badger: not nice.
[02:12:02] BigBadDM: nat 20 and hit again so that's going to be 24 32.
[02:12:13] BigBadDM: 56 uh plus 35
[02:12:25] BigBadDM: first one.
[02:12:33] BigBadDM: Perfect. And then she gets the second attack hit as well. And so that was minus 35 as well. And suddenly Crocotoic now has like huge
[02:12:42] BigBadDM: chunks missing from him and is just like pouring blood from his side
[02:12:53] BigBadDM: and in a rage turns
[02:12:58] BigBadDM: uh and bites the next closest thing in front of them jasper you're gonna get a bite from crocotoic
[02:13:06] BigBadDM: on a dirty 21 hit. Sorry?
[02:13:14] Badger: Yeah, 21 will hit. Ooh.
[02:13:16] BigBadDM: you take 44 points of piercing damage.
[02:13:22] goose: rude.
[02:13:23] Badger: Yeah, it's a good thing I'm the tankiest fuck.
[02:13:29] BigBadDM: Stretch still going strong. 17 to bite you. Scam.
[02:13:32] Himbo: Thank you.
[02:13:40] Examiner: 17 hits, but I'm going to silvery barbs them. I need a break.
[02:13:44] BigBadDM: Perfect. It's a seven. Perfect.
[02:13:47] Badger: you
[02:13:48] Himbo: you
[02:13:48] Examiner: Yeah, message.
[02:13:52] Caboose: Was that at a disadvantage?
[02:13:54] BigBadDM: It was a disadvantage, yeah. All right, let's see.
[02:14:04] BigBadDM: Gets it back on a five or a six. Oh, you'll see it. It is a six.
[02:14:12] Examiner: No. Silvery bar.
[02:14:13] Himbo: that's bad
[02:14:14] BigBadDM: And so you hear...
[02:14:20] BigBadDM: bursts out of the cage just as it had with the path of the Lord of Ruin and runs straight at all of you.
[02:14:30] Examiner: Doesn't he have to do a save?
[02:14:30] BigBadDM: No, he's able to break through the wall of force.
[02:14:42] BigBadDM: Yeah, this looks like a most effective
[02:14:53] BigBadDM: charge root.
[02:15:02] BigBadDM: He basically runs through all of you.
[02:15:09] BigBadDM: Ragtag, Malachor, Elias, Ma. Can I have you all make strength saving throws, please?
[02:15:18] Caboose: advantage it lasts
[02:15:18] goose: Advantage still sucks.
[02:15:22] BigBadDM: Is your aura still up? Even if you're taking...
[02:15:28] Caboose: Sorry, go ahead.
[02:15:30] BigBadDM: Like you don't have to make a concentration saving throw for it or anything?
[02:15:35] Caboose: I do, so presumably I need to make it happen first and then see if I concentrate, or do we want to say this all happens at once?
[02:15:44] BigBadDM: That's a fair point. I would say it's still up, then you take the damage. So make the con save after you...
[02:15:52] BigBadDM: after you get the benefit is what I'm trying to rule.
[02:16:00] Himbo: And you're blessed if that helps.
[02:16:01] Caboose: Because of...
[02:16:03] BigBadDM: We hear you, Daniely.
[02:16:09] Caboose: What's my strength save right now? It's a 25 for a strength save for me.
[02:16:14] BigBadDM: perfect 25 for ragtag malachor what's yours
[02:16:22] goose: M.
[02:16:24] BigBadDM: Ten. Elias, what's yours? Ma, what's yours?
[02:16:27] Himbo: Oh wait, Bardic Inspiration for me.
[02:16:32] goose: 2029.
[02:16:32] BrewMaster: Uh, 29.
[02:16:34] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. So everyone...
[02:16:36] Himbo: Uh, 33.
[02:16:37] Examiner: Yes.
[02:16:45] BigBadDM: you are able to stop him
[02:16:49] BigBadDM: from charging further forward but that's kind of not the point because he wasn't trying to get any further than you uh so
[02:16:57] Himbo: Oh, cool to see it.
[02:16:59] BigBadDM: 26 points of bludgeoning damage for everyone except for Malachor. Right? You got a 10.
[02:17:08] goose: Yeah.
[02:17:09] BigBadDM: Yeah, you take 52 and are knocked prone.
[02:17:15] Examiner: And then I'm going to Infectious Inspiration that back to Ragtag. So Ragtag gets the bardic back.
[02:17:21] BigBadDM: Perfect, awesome. Uhm?
[02:17:22] Caboose: I succeed my concentration anyways.
[02:17:31] BigBadDM: At the end of his own turn, he's going to...
[02:17:37] BigBadDM: roll he's going to basically like hammer down into you malachor with his butcher flail um
[02:17:46] Himbo: I'm going to use a reaction called shadow marker.
[02:17:50] BigBadDM: Okay.
[02:17:51] Himbo: which means my Echo is going to be a bodyguard for him. I can do it once per long rest at level 10 of fighter. So...
[02:18:01] Himbo: he'll just essentially attack the Echo instead. So even if he hits, he's not going to hit into the floor with this.
[02:18:01] Examiner: rule.
[02:18:08] BigBadDM: OK, yeah, well, he for sure hits and just like show. Hi. Hi, Bubba. Are you new news?
[02:18:14] Himbo: laughter laughter
[02:18:17] BigBadDM: you're going in the bath right um
[02:18:27] BigBadDM: Sorry.
[02:18:28] Himbo: Uh...
[02:18:31] BigBadDM: I've lost my entire train of thought. What was I saying? Paint me a word picture. What does it look like as you're...
[02:18:39] BigBadDM: Echo takes this full force of a butcher flail.
[02:18:44] Himbo: So the wisps that caught Jesper that had been kind of like floating around everyone?
[02:18:51] Himbo: like coalesce in front and it's just like a lysis shadow.
[02:18:59] Himbo: slapping all the snails down for a second and then just poofing away.
[02:19:04] BigBadDM: Nice. Okay.
[02:19:13] BigBadDM: After his turn, Zeriel flies to...
[02:19:20] BigBadDM: right here and like kneels in front kneels down in front of you scam goes you're going to get through this
[02:19:31] BigBadDM: believe in you and she gives you a heal you take 70 points of healing
[02:19:37] Examiner: Oh, shit.
[02:19:41] BigBadDM: Elias, your turn.
[02:19:43] Himbo: All right, I am going to attack Unogu.
[02:19:52] Himbo: I'm going to try to hit him with my maul. A 13 probably doesn't hit.
[02:19:59] Himbo: I'm going to do the second one recklessly for my attack with advantage. A 30 hits.
[02:19:59] BigBadDM: Nope.
[02:20:09] BigBadDM: Yeah.
[02:20:10] Himbo: um and so i'm going to push him back five feet um towards ariel like away from uh malachor and maw
[02:20:21] Himbo: And then I'm going to summon my Echo as a bonus action right in front. And then I'm going to use Unleash Incarnation
[02:20:30] Himbo: to attack for a third time this turn also recklessly.
[02:20:36] BigBadDM: Hell yeah.
[02:20:38] Himbo: Well, I got a one and a three on that one, so 14 probably doesn't hit. So I hit him once, and that's the important thing.
[02:20:47] BigBadDM: was the total damage on that one 22 damage hell yeah
[02:20:49] Himbo: Total damage is going to be 22 damage. Most...
[02:20:55] BigBadDM: And as a reaction to being brought down below a certain threshold, you see Dingo go .
[02:21:08] BigBadDM: And these wounds that you guys have opened up begin to like... You hear scratching and...
[02:21:18] BigBadDM: pairing as six null pack lords.
[02:21:25] BigBadDM: Crawl and cut their way out of his body. He takes 17 points of slashing damage.
[02:21:34] BigBadDM: and creates six null pack lords around him um
[02:21:42] Himbo: love that oh could you move them back five feet when you get a chance
[02:21:45] Examiner: Daddy.
[02:21:51] BigBadDM: Yeah, absolutely. One, two, three, four.
[02:22:03] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. Anything else?
[02:22:05] Himbo: Nope, that's my turn. And then you know who's ghosted for resistance and whatnot later.
[02:22:35] BigBadDM: OK.
[02:22:44] BigBadDM: Valkyra's turn. Fuck yeah. I love this creature.
[02:22:59] BigBadDM: he's going to
[02:23:13] BigBadDM: Yeah, lay into you, Ma. That's what's going to happen. You're going to take a wild fist attack at you.
[02:23:17] BrewMaster: it.
[02:23:24] BigBadDM: uh 14 uh 28
[02:23:27] BrewMaster: Missed. Dial hit.
[02:23:34] BigBadDM: So you take 10 points of bludgeoning damage and you are grappled. And he's going to try to slam you down into the ground.
[02:23:44] BigBadDM: Can you give me a constitution saving throw, please? Constitution.
[02:23:47] BrewMaster: Institution or strength? Okay.
[02:23:52] BigBadDM: He does slam you into the ground, actually. But it is a question of how do you deal with that.
[02:23:57] BrewMaster: dirty 20. Wookie.
[02:23:59] BigBadDM: dirty 20 pretty damn good you're going to take instead of 44 you're going to take 22 points of bludgeoning damage uh
[02:24:10] BigBadDM: Does the Ancestral Guardians have that again or no?
[02:24:15] Himbo: No, it only lasts one turn and only one creature can be ghosted. So he's back to normal.
[02:24:22] BigBadDM: um and that is his turn oh but he missed with a wild fist so when
[02:24:30] BigBadDM: makes him immediately mimic another one at advantage, then fall prone and end its turn. So Reckless Tumble at advantage against you.
[02:24:40] BigBadDM: uh barely does any better a 17 to hit okay and he now falls prone
[02:24:44] BrewMaster: down this.
[02:24:50] BigBadDM: Oh, but does he need to do the blindness thing? Okay, what's the con save? Eighteen.
[02:24:53] Caboose: does. 18.
[02:24:58] BigBadDM: Uh, magical resistance? No, he's blind and prone. Fucking nerd.
[02:25:09] BigBadDM: Ma, your turn. Actually, Yenogu is going to take his legendary action because he hasn't been able to until now.
[02:25:19] BigBadDM: he's going to beat into you, Elias. And...
[02:25:26] Himbo: oh yeah
[02:25:26] BigBadDM: that is going to be a 20 a 30 to hit
[02:25:31] BigBadDM: You're going to take 27 points of damage and have decay inflected upon you. You lose...
[02:25:34] Caboose: that with this advantage.
[02:25:41] BigBadDM: you suffer a permanent and cumulative minus one to your AC.
[02:25:46] Himbo: What kind of damage is that? Is it bludgeoning or piercing or stuff? So I'll have that raging.
[02:25:51] BigBadDM: bludgeon
[02:25:53] goose: Is he blind?
[02:25:56] BigBadDM: Great question. 18 plus lots means no.
[02:26:04] Himbo: Minus one.
[02:26:04] Caboose: You made that initial roll at disadvantage, right? The attack roll.
[02:26:08] BigBadDM: Yes, yes it is. Ma, your turn.
[02:26:12] BrewMaster: So am I grappled and prone?
[02:26:16] BigBadDM: you are you you got slammed so you are no longer grappled but you are uh you succeeded so you are not prone either
[02:26:24] BrewMaster: Cool. I'm going to attack the guy anyway. Recklessly. So... Alright, so I get an advantage anyway. Cool.
[02:26:28] BigBadDM: Well, he's prone and blind.
[02:26:31] Himbo: you
[02:26:34] BrewMaster: I think that is a crit for me.
[02:26:43] BrewMaster: Because. I know, I know, I got it. Brutal critical.
[02:26:44] goose: You get three actions. Don't forget.
[02:26:44] BigBadDM: Thank you.
[02:26:52] BrewMaster: No, never mind. I was getting confused with the fire thing. Alright. Does a... I guess I'm attacking with my axe. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
[02:27:00] BrewMaster: Yeah, it's 32 to hit, so I think I'm gonna hit. Alright, and it's this and we're gonna rule that.
[02:27:04] BigBadDM: think so.
[02:27:11] BrewMaster: Uh, 10 damage? You still up? Still doing stuff?
[02:27:17] BigBadDM: Keep going.
[02:27:18] BrewMaster: Alright, I'm going to attack him again with the axe. Eric, you're going to love this, by the way. I just want you to know. I'm excited for you to see what's going to happen.
[02:27:27] BrewMaster: 27 to hit. I'm going to roll damage for the axe again, which is going to be another 10 damage.
[02:27:36] BrewMaster: And as the second axe fall goes in, since I'm hasted, the axe sort of stays embedded in him, and the claw attacks start.
[02:27:45] BrewMaster: because I get two claw attacks per attack action. That's just a feature of the bestial soul. So I get to use that too.
[02:27:48] BigBadDM: Yeah.
[02:27:54] BrewMaster: And those are both made with advantage as well. So those can both crit fish too.
[02:28:02] BrewMaster: Let me see. No crit fishing for that. 14 to hit?
[02:28:09] BigBadDM: No.
[02:28:11] BrewMaster: So the first one is going to miss. And the second one is a 19 to hit.
[02:28:19] BigBadDM: That will hit.
[02:28:22] BrewMaster: Uh, and that is.
[02:28:29] BrewMaster: 7 total damage for that last claw attack.
[02:28:34] BigBadDM: hell yeah and you have a third attack perfect 27 points of damage he's
[02:28:37] BrewMaster: Nope, that was the third attack because I get two attacks instead of the one third attack.
[02:28:44] BigBadDM: Barely holding on. Scam, you're up.
[02:28:47] BrewMaster: All right, that's my turn.
[02:28:59] goose: You may be muted.
[02:28:59] BigBadDM: Hello? He's for sure muted, yeah.
[02:29:04] Examiner: Yeah, I was for sure muted. Might be. I am going to run up...
[02:29:14] Examiner: And I'm going to do another Yolan's Regal Presence.
[02:29:23] Examiner: fit up and then just run
[02:29:37] Examiner: I'm just going to do a little whirlwind of...
[02:29:46] Examiner: damage to all the baddies. So started here.
[02:29:49] BigBadDM: where are you going?
[02:29:56] Examiner: So I hit Prokotoic going this way, I guess.
[02:30:07] Examiner: Yeah, and I'll just say here...
[02:30:12] BigBadDM: and you'll just stay there. You won't leave. Okay.
[02:30:17] Examiner: Yes. Well, I should probably leave. And then I will. Yes, I will leave. Let me go.
[02:30:31] Examiner: I'm having technical difficulties, but then I'm just going to kind of run away.
[02:30:42] Examiner: Over here. And there we go.
[02:30:42] BigBadDM: here oh no that's serial you want here okay uh
[02:30:51] BigBadDM: you're gonna take opportunity attacks from enogu and a pack lord if that's okay with you and
[02:30:59] goose: If you'd rather not. No, no, I am spoiling my action. It wouldn't be fair to speak ahead of term.
[02:31:00] Examiner: That is fun.
[02:31:03] BigBadDM: Sorry, go ahead. Okay, scam.
[02:31:12] BigBadDM: you're going to get attacked by Crokutoa, Inogu, and a Packlord.
[02:31:19] Examiner: You know what? Maybe I will just stay there. I'll just stay here. So I will only be attacked by Krogatoik.
[02:31:24] BigBadDM: The Barlgura does die from your emanation. Uh...
[02:31:32] Examiner: It's like I basically stole the little spotlight, the little up lights that I took from Ragtag and I put it on my back.
[02:31:41] Examiner: or that I gave to Ragtag, I put it on my back. So it's just kind of like, I'm a little disco ball right now.
[02:31:48] BigBadDM: I love it. I love it. It's a wisdom save, correct?
[02:31:55] Examiner: Yes, DC 18.
[02:31:58] BigBadDM: Okay, uh, Crocotoic. Nat 1. What's the damage?
[02:32:07] Examiner: 13.
[02:32:08] BigBadDM: Uh...
[02:32:12] BigBadDM: Inogu has magical resistance, is going to pass. What is it? Six?
[02:32:21] Examiner: Peace.
[02:32:22] BigBadDM: And then you touch one, two, pack lords.
[02:32:32] BigBadDM: they uh are not very wisdomous they're both going to fail and take full damage
[02:32:42] Examiner: And then the ones who fail also go prone and get pushed back 10 feet, including Krokatoik.
[02:32:48] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. Yes.
[02:32:58] BigBadDM: Anything else?
[02:33:02] Examiner: Bonus action. I am going to look at Malachor.
[02:33:13] Examiner: Give him a thumbs up. And give him a birdie. Pulling your weight.
[02:33:16] goose: Getting along.
[02:33:19] BigBadDM: Perfect.
[02:33:23] Examiner: And you get a Bardic. Ooh, the Bardics are D12s now, guys. I'm so sorry.
[02:33:31] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. Ragtag, you're going to take three attacks from the pack lord. Uh...
[02:33:33] goose: Thanks.
[02:33:41] BigBadDM: 15, 25, not 20. Oh, at disadvantage, correct? So...
[02:33:46] Caboose: I'll let disadvantage. Yes.
[02:33:50] BigBadDM: The one at 15 is still going to hit.
[02:33:57] BigBadDM: 25 is now a miss, and the nat 20 is a 22. So two hit, no nat 20. What's your AC, sorry?
[02:34:06] Caboose: One hit. 21. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[02:34:07] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. That is 15 points of piercing damage and a strength saving throw, please.
[02:34:16] Caboose: Part of conspiration doesn't help with attack roll or attacks against me, right? Okay.
[02:34:24] BigBadDM: only your own stuff or saving throws.
[02:34:26] Caboose: what's the damage sorry
[02:34:31] BigBadDM: 15 and a strength saving throw, please.
[02:34:36] Caboose: All right. Strength is going to be a 20. No, wait, I still have Bless.
[02:34:46] Caboose: How many rounds in are we? OK. Well, still 26.
[02:34:48] BigBadDM: if it's high it's good enough perfect thank you
[02:34:55] Caboose: And then 15 damage. Hang on. Still concentrating. Cool.
[02:34:57] BigBadDM: Lulu, your turn, Fresh.
[02:35:04] Caboose: Uh, Lulu, um.
[02:35:14] Caboose: All right, that's fine. We'll do... What's the better move here?
[02:35:28] Caboose: Yeah, we're going to do another Chapel of Sparkles at the...
[02:35:38] Caboose: Dredge, and Crokutoic. So that is going to be...
[02:35:41] BigBadDM: Hell yeah.
[02:35:45] Caboose: DC 14 constitution saving throw. Evil creatures have disadvantage.
[02:35:52] BigBadDM: Dredge is going to die. Crokatoic definitely fails at disadvantage.
[02:36:01] Caboose: 4d8 plus four.
[02:36:11] Caboose: 22 damage. Radiance.
[02:36:14] BigBadDM: he's starting to look like he's not having a good time
[02:36:23] BigBadDM: malachor your turn we're probably gonna get to we're gonna try to finish this round and then be done but we'll see how that goes
[02:36:32] goose: Yeah. Elias, what is the affliction that you have from that attack you took that is negating your AC?
[02:36:42] Himbo: Decay and it's not gonna down one. I wouldn't worry about it Yeah
[02:36:42] BigBadDM: It's a permanent effect. Yeah, it's literally decaying the metal.
[02:36:46] Caboose: believe it's permanent.
[02:36:51] goose: If you're not worried about it for now, then just let me know if you do. OK, cool. Then in that case,
[02:36:54] Himbo: No, my AC is 21.
[02:37:01] goose: malachor draws off his last crimson card and shivers the energy in his hand as
[02:37:07] goose: All of your feet, almost all feet, not yours, ragtag, also start to shimmer with this crimson energy. He is going.
[02:37:16] goose: to cast scatter and rearrange the battlefield um
[02:37:20] BigBadDM: Or read the spell. I don't know.
[02:37:23] goose: Kyle, am I going to pick where people go or can people pick where people go?
[02:37:31] goose: The air quivers around up to five creatures of your choice that you can see within range. An unwilling creature does not apply. You teleport each affected target to an unoccupied space that you can see within 100%.
[02:37:41] goose: So I guess I decide. All right, so Malachor.
[02:37:48] goose: Person one is going to be teleported here. Scam person two, if you will teleport here, actually here next to me.
[02:37:57] BigBadDM: Okay. I'll move everybody.
[02:37:59] goose: So you're not within there. We'll put, thanks. We will put Jesper here, three.
[02:38:10] BigBadDM: Miles going where? Okay.
[02:38:11] goose: Ma 4 here, and Elias 5.
[02:38:21] goose: out of some of the most direct harm.
[02:38:28] goose: Yeah, that's scatter. And then...
[02:38:34] goose: He'll use his extra action from haste to use cantrip, because he can do that.
[02:38:39] BigBadDM: Hell yeah.
[02:38:42] goose: for me. He's going to cast Ray of Frost. And he's going to do it at this guy here.
[02:38:50] BigBadDM: Yeah, that'll do.
[02:38:53] goose: 30 to hit.
[02:39:04] goose: for 16 cold damage. And...
[02:39:08] BigBadDM: Hell yeah.
[02:39:14] goose: is reduced by 10 feet until the start of my next term.
[02:39:22] goose: Oh wait, no, the cantrip cast the damage at the wrong level. It should only be 1d8. Why does it get...
[02:39:27] BigBadDM: It's fine. Just leave it.
[02:39:28] Examiner: Oh no, it goes up with your actual level. Yeah.
[02:39:33] goose: Oh, that's player level, not. OK, thank you very much. All right, then, yeah. All right, yep. Ta-da. That's Malachor's turn.
[02:39:39] BigBadDM: Okay, at the end of your turn, Yinogu is going to take another attack at...
[02:39:49] BigBadDM: Ragtag? No, he's going to use his Flesh Craze ability.
[02:39:58] BigBadDM: to make up to three nulls within 60 feet use their reactions to move their speed without provoking attacks of opportunity. So these ones.
[02:40:08] BigBadDM: are going to get up from prone and surround ragtag as he's decided
[02:40:17] BigBadDM: He's had it with your fucking bullshit.
[02:40:35] BigBadDM: 30. yeah that's how that's gonna work
[02:40:45] BigBadDM: Elias, you can take attack of opportunity. Oh, no, without provoking. Never mind.
[02:40:51] Himbo: Yeah. I just watched them go by.
[02:40:53] BigBadDM: jesper is gone does anybody want we're gonna skip them just for now uh yeah
[02:41:00] Examiner: Yeah, seems best.
[02:41:04] BigBadDM: Stretch is going to attack the Echo. A 16 doesn't hit, I assume.
[02:41:12] Himbo: That is correct.
[02:41:15] BigBadDM: Ragtag, your turn.
[02:41:17] Caboose: So I see that we're on rip.
[02:41:17] BigBadDM: And at the end of, sorry, at the end of the dredge's turn, Yunogu himself will now take a butcher flail attack at you at disadvantage.
[02:41:27] BigBadDM: 24 to hit. He's going to...
[02:41:37] BigBadDM: do 27 points of bludgeoning damage. And...
[02:41:43] Himbo: is just
[02:41:46] BigBadDM: going to use terror.
[02:41:47] Caboose: Why halved? Was that...
[02:41:53] BigBadDM: He's ghosted. You have the Ancestral Guardians protecting you. Go ahead and give me a wisdom saving throw, please.
[02:41:57] Caboose: Okay, okay, 27. Wisdom.
[02:42:06] Caboose: Where are you? Plus 10, shit. 24 plus...
[02:42:16] BigBadDM: great that's enough you beat a 22 um okay you do take that attack uh now it's your turn
[02:42:17] Caboose: 27th
[02:42:25] Caboose: All right, let me take my... I am still concentrating. Let me clarify real quick. I believe I cast...
[02:42:35] Caboose: holy aura on my first turn which means we are on turn six
[02:42:43] Caboose: I think it evaporates, what, on my turn at turn seven? Round seven? Is that how the math works?
[02:42:48] BigBadDM: no uh it's six around so it's round 10 it will evaporate i got you
[02:42:50] goose: Is it one minute?
[02:42:55] Caboose: Okay. Math. Cool. Yay. All right. So...
[02:43:05] Caboose: How's everyone feeling health-wise right now? Is anyone desperate?
[02:43:10] goose: I'm at half health.
[02:43:11] Examiner: back up.
[02:43:14] Himbo: I'm more than half, about 60.
[02:43:17] Caboose: All right, I'm going to just go ahead and take the opportunity to attack him. Is Inogu in my range or do I need to step forward?
[02:43:26] BigBadDM: No, he's in your range.
[02:43:28] Caboose: I will go ahead and, well, first off, mini me.
[02:43:36] Caboose: Can I just say mini me's in range or should I move him forward like that?
[02:43:40] BigBadDM: yinogu takes up a 3x3 square.
[02:43:44] Caboose: So Mini-Me, well, I can't grab him now, so he's just going to hang out there. Eleven...
[02:43:53] Caboose: 19, so 30 to hit. We'll presumably hit. All right, spiritual weapon is...
[02:43:56] BigBadDM: will hit.
[02:44:04] Caboose: Sorry, I'm bouncing between. Plus four.
[02:44:18] Caboose: 17 damage from spiritual weapon. And then I'm going to devotee sensor him.
[02:44:33] Caboose: 27 to hit, right? So that is...
[02:44:35] BigBadDM: We'll hit.
[02:44:40] Caboose: 1d8 plus 9 for bludgeoning damage.
[02:44:50] Caboose: wait, plus nine, is that right? Yes, plus nine because I have my potion still up. So 11 bludgeoning damage plus 3d8 radiant damage.
[02:45:03] Caboose: 17 radiant damage. And that will be my turn.
[02:45:06] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. Okay.
[02:45:16] BigBadDM: It's the Null Pack Lord's turn. He's going to come straight at you, Elias, and take three attacks.
[02:45:25] Himbo: disadvantage because of the aura.
[02:45:28] BigBadDM: Yep. Misses on the first one. Misses on the second one.
[02:45:40] BigBadDM: misses on the third one. Because that's what high AC gets you.
[02:45:49] BigBadDM: malachor you are still prone correct
[02:45:52] goose: I don't think so, because I use the scatter.
[02:45:56] BigBadDM: oh sure yeah good call sorry i'm just gonna remove that condition on you uh you're gonna get three as well
[02:46:04] BigBadDM: 24 to hit 22 to hit and 17 to hit
[02:46:12] goose: I'm going to react with my shield spell to negate the second and third ones.
[02:46:16] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. So you'll take 15 points of piercing damage.
[02:46:23] BigBadDM: and succeed on a strength saving throw or be pushed 10 feet and knocked prone.
[02:46:28] goose: And he needs to see if he's blind now.
[02:46:31] BigBadDM: Yes, he does. On a nat 20, he is okay.
[02:46:41] goose: 10 fails. All right, we're going to go ahead and use our bardic then.
[02:46:43] BigBadDM: Yes, you'll be pushed back. Okay.
[02:46:54] goose: Thanks, Scam.
[02:46:56] BigBadDM: That'll do. That'll do.
[02:46:59] Examiner: Yay. Infectious inspiration. Pass it along to Ma. So now Ma has a bardic.
[02:47:05] BigBadDM: Perfect. Last and final...
[02:47:06] BrewMaster: Woo!
[02:47:12] BigBadDM: what's it called? Legendary action for this round. Yenogu is going to attack you again, ragtag. He's fucking sick of this aura.
[02:47:21] BigBadDM: or of bullshit. Um...
[02:47:25] Himbo: Tension.
[02:47:27] BigBadDM: so a 16 and or a nat 20 we're going to take the 16 plus 16 32
[02:47:35] BigBadDM: to hit will give beast 27 points of bludgeoning damage and add an 11 psychic damage through pain
[02:47:45] Caboose: All right. That's cumulative for the concentration roll, right?
[02:47:46] Himbo: All of that is halved. But that's going to be halved still.
[02:47:51] BigBadDM: no it is not it's 27 and 11.
[02:47:55] Caboose: so 12 they were still rolling at advantage right just to be clear with for concentration
[02:48:05] Caboose: because we decided that earlier. All right.
[02:48:08] Examiner: yes for your aura
[02:48:09] Himbo: Is it the saving throw? Yeah. And all of you know these damage is going to be halved to you fresh.
[02:48:11] BigBadDM: Oh, for your aura, yes, yes, sorry.
[02:48:20] Caboose: Yep, so that succeeds, plus 11, so 10 also succeeds.
[02:48:21] Himbo: is the ghost.
[02:48:24] BigBadDM: You basically need to be tens, is what he's saying. OK.
[02:48:29] Examiner: And you have a bardic just in case.
[02:48:34] BigBadDM: The null thing is going to...
[02:48:42] BigBadDM: Or, sorry, the Null Pack Lord. No, it is a Null Fang. I'm just seeing crazy shit. Um...
[02:48:48] Examiner: Ain't no thing.
[02:48:52] BigBadDM: is going to go for zariel on a miss on a miss
[02:49:03] BigBadDM: Uh, no, that's a mess. These are all at disadvantage still.
[02:49:08] BigBadDM: is brutal holy yeah every single one misses which isn't good because xerio will then take her legendary action to
[02:49:18] BigBadDM: cut him the down uh yeah that's gonna be
[02:49:26] BigBadDM: minus a lot. And you see this sword cut down and just cuts him from shoulder to hip and...
[02:49:36] BigBadDM: blood pours out, making some very poor life choices.
[02:49:43] BigBadDM: here uh xeriel is going to uh lay into these two pack lords around her uh hit
[02:49:53] BigBadDM: and hit this one finally just literally she flips her sword upside down and just brains him
[02:50:02] BigBadDM: um and then rips it out and slashes backhand on this other one who's also going to take
[02:50:11] BigBadDM: a whole heap of damage. She's fighting them both off.
[02:50:21] BigBadDM: Null Pack Lord is going to, like, grin and bear it, and yet can't land, uh...
[02:50:31] BigBadDM: So that's a miss on the first one, a hit on the second one.
[02:50:41] BigBadDM: And miss on the third one because of this goddamn aura she's going to take.
[02:50:49] BigBadDM: 15 points of damage you see she like is now like searing in rage and goes
[02:50:58] BigBadDM: My turn. And responds in kind and...
[02:51:05] BigBadDM: Go fish in. Yeah. And we'll hit a nat 20 on them for Boo Coops.
[02:51:13] Examiner: leg clean.
[02:51:15] Himbo: Yeah.
[02:51:15] BigBadDM: Yeah. And in this one fell stroke, just shoves it into his belly and pulls down.
[02:51:25] BigBadDM: And just like the bottom half of him, his legs just go up a little too far now into his tummy. And all of his guts fall out and he dies.
[02:51:33] BigBadDM: because a critical hit from the ex-arch duchess of Avernus.
[02:51:35] Himbo: you
[02:51:43] BigBadDM: Crokutoic. Moving speed of 60...
[02:51:51] BigBadDM: He's going to bite Lulu in the butt and get the gnat one. Never mind.
[02:51:57] Himbo: Yeah.
[02:51:59] BigBadDM: Inogu's turn. Let's go! Uh, fuck this aura. Uh...
[02:52:08] Caboose: Kyle, I'm sorry. Can I just point out that it's 1040?
[02:52:08] BigBadDM: All at disadvantage. Oh yeah, we should probably go. You're right.
[02:52:16] BigBadDM: My apologies. All right, we will start with Yinogu next time. And then...
[02:52:23] BigBadDM: uh and then we're gonna be done next session because uh
[02:52:29] BigBadDM: We've got shit to go. So, shit to do. AKA, Sam isn't going to make it past that. So...
[02:52:37] BigBadDM: really, really fast. We're going to finish this...
[02:52:44] BigBadDM: combat and then we're going to basically do
[02:52:50] BigBadDM: some sped up version of getting L-Trail back to the material plane.
[02:52:58] BigBadDM: which will likely be some form of skill challenge um and then it'll be kind of like
[02:53:06] BigBadDM: a big sun setting portion of like, think about theoretically like,
[02:53:11] BigBadDM: what happens when you guys get back to alterell what do you want to do like how do you deal with these consequences etc etc um
[02:53:24] BigBadDM: yes and do we have time for PTB fresh or do you need to run
[02:53:32] Caboose: No, I can't. I'm sorry. I just have to drive Amelia to daycare in the morning, so I can't be up for another round.
[02:53:37] BigBadDM: good you're good okay i'll just throw it in the chat and that'll be good oh you can you can you can okay
[02:53:42] Caboose: No, I can do PBTB. I just can't do another round. Yeah. Sure.
[02:53:46] BigBadDM: All right, well then, since I've bothered you about it, do you want to start?
[02:53:51] Caboose: Petal, this is a fun combat. Holy Aura is fucking strong, and I can only feel slightly good about that because Kyle allowed it to be a strong combat.
[02:54:01] Caboose: strong as it is because he allowed constitution or concentration checks to be at advantage or else I would have clearly failed by now.
[02:54:09] Caboose: So thank you, Kenan, for that.
[02:54:13] Caboose: Bud is pointing out that I need to be done. I'm sorry if I ruined your guys' fun. I just, like I said, I'm responsible for both drop off and pickup. So I need to head towards bed.
[02:54:23] Caboose: And Thorin, let's see how this all ends. Popcorn Brett.
[02:54:35] Himbo: Petal, I think that was the most efficient high-level combat I've ever been a part of.
[02:54:43] Himbo: There is a shit ton of character actions, tokens to move around.
[02:54:53] Himbo: I feel like we also support each other really well with, like, haste, the aura, bardic inspirations. It felt like everyone was kind of...
[02:55:03] Himbo: enabling everyone to keep firing on those many cylinders. So it was just a thoroughly enjoyable combat from different angles.
[02:55:13] Himbo: No thorn. I gotta go to bed soon, too. I hope you don't feel...
[02:55:24] Himbo: too much about the time. You got a lot going on right now, man. We all get it. Thunder and thorn.
[02:55:34] Himbo: But to wrap this up, I think you're doing a really good job fast-forwarding through everything.
[02:55:43] Himbo: It feels difficult and that's something most like...
[02:55:47] Himbo: DMs need to... I've seen a lot of different DM posts on Reddit or D&D Beyond. This feels like a unique... ...
[02:55:55] Himbo: or at least rare challenge. I think you're handling it really well. So I'm excited to see how this wraps up. Popcorn Drew.
[02:56:03] Examiner: Oh, hello. Pedal.
[02:56:06] Examiner: Yeah, I agree. For how big this combat has been, I have been pleasantly surprised by how...
[02:56:17] Examiner: like, efficiently were moving through it. Like, it's been a minute. A whole minute. Like, yes, it's a long combat, but, like, we were able to get through, like...
[02:56:27] Examiner: however many and so kudos to everyone for just like not losing the momentum
[02:56:37] Examiner: on it. That also low-key kind of ties into the thorn.
[02:56:45] Examiner: Which is, this is a big combat. And I do feel like I like... I think I've taken like two or three actions.
[02:56:52] Examiner: And I feel like I've contributed minimally. I mean, I did also go down. So...
[02:56:57] Examiner: but I feel like it's hard to, I mean, this is just a Drewer of like, I'm here. I'm enjoying watching.
[02:57:05] Examiner: rest of combat but then it's like oh like i've got like five seconds that's my turn the end um uh
[02:57:15] Examiner: But, you know, so it goes. And then, bud, I am. Oh, I'm looking forward to the denouement.
[02:57:24] Examiner: It's going to be so sad to finish this campaign. And yeah, popcorn.
[02:57:34] Examiner: Pissed off
[02:57:36] goose: low. The pedal was that I got to use physics to kill a lot of bad guys. That was fun. I wrote up...
[02:57:46] goose: a proof to essentially try and make my case if it was going to be difficult to make my case.
[02:57:54] goose: which had way too much math, but I'm kind of proud of it. So I'm going to post that in references if anybody cares to see it.
[02:58:01] goose: thorn is that i don't know that we are all going to survive this the way it's going uh
[02:58:09] goose: Nobody has... I mean, scam went down the one time, but was rather quickly back up. But we are taking some licks. Like...
[02:58:17] goose: I went, I think, in one round from full health to half health. So it's getting a little sketchy at points. So it'll be interesting to see how it plays out.
[02:58:28] goose: And my bud is what I've been working on in my head to...
[02:58:36] goose: Both answer why the party would have given Malachor those soul coins to get the staff of power along with what's going to come after the campaign.
[02:58:46] goose: And I think it's something that y'all will relatively enjoy. Popcorn Kyle.
[02:58:56] BigBadDM: I love...
[02:59:02] BigBadDM: High level combat. For all of the cool shit. You guys can do. Like the. Shadow martyr thing.
[02:59:12] BigBadDM: fucking awesome. The aura, like, saving, like, I understand that you don't
[02:59:22] BigBadDM: see all of the attacks that go from hitting to missing, but, like, it's a lot. Like...
[02:59:28] BigBadDM: assume that every miss is because of the aura because the monsters at this point have very high to hit
[02:59:37] BigBadDM: numbers and so like you are avoiding and uh doing away with a lot of damage this combat
[02:59:46] BigBadDM: is going way better than I thought it would for you guys. And that's me not at all pulling back.
[02:59:56] BigBadDM: which is awesome.
[02:59:58] BigBadDM: I love it. Like the reverse gravity went off like I've never seen it go off and like so satisfying. I'm so glad you got to roll all those dice.
[03:00:08] BigBadDM: That's fucking sick. The emanation is so cool. And I love that you get to just like run into their space. You don't even have to stay there.
[03:00:18] BigBadDM: They're like, ugh. Yeah, all of the attacks, all of the damage you guys are able to pump out. Maw and Elias just...
[03:00:28] BigBadDM: big old damage numbers. It's very, very satisfying to see you guys just fucking crushing this combat. So that's by far my petal.
[03:00:38] BigBadDM: Thorn.
[03:00:40] BigBadDM: I don't have a clear picture of how I'm going to wrap up everything neatly for next session. And so I've got to do a lot of thinking and a lot of like...
[03:00:51] BigBadDM: what needs a voiceover and what deserves your attention and like you know
[03:00:58] BigBadDM: rabbit jump into that pond and then hop out um so i've got to sort that out um
[03:01:08] BigBadDM: But one thing I'd like you guys to kind of think, I know it's been like three years.
[03:01:15] BigBadDM: Think about the longevity of this campaign. Think about what were some of your favorite moments, some of your favorite...
[03:01:24] BigBadDM: character moments or damage sequences or scenes that we played through. I'd love to just get like, you know,
[03:01:33] BigBadDM: three or four memories from this, just because that will make my heart happy.
[03:01:43] BigBadDM: And I won't be playing D&D for several months. So that'll be... And this is my first full campaign running for y'all. So like, I just...
[03:01:53] BigBadDM: am selfish and want to be able to hear all of the uh cool parts you took from it pop
[03:02:02] BigBadDM: Stefan?
[03:02:05] BrewMaster: I'll go fast because mine are...
[03:02:07] BrewMaster: pretty easy, straightforward. Pedal is moving quickly through a relatively complicated combat. I thought y'all did a good job of sort of managing
[03:02:18] BrewMaster: expectations of the cool actions with like actual results Kyle like i thought you were very fair-handed about that stuff i thought that set a good tone for it so like that
[03:02:28] BrewMaster: felt very cooperative on all sides and kept things moving, but gave...
[03:02:32] BrewMaster: spotlight to the people that want to have that cool moment so that was good balance on everybody's part kudos to everybody for kind of giving an inch to make that happen
[03:02:41] BrewMaster: Thorne, I know it's going to be everybody's thing. The martial classes and these types of combats tend to just be fast, and we don't have as much dynamic stuff to do, but that's the lot that we chose when we got
[03:02:51] BrewMaster: into it so don't worry about us we're good um but uh looking forward to kind of cap it all off um i'll have to
[03:03:01] BrewMaster: see where that takes us. But yeah, really excited for next week. That's all I got.
[03:03:09] BigBadDM: Hell yeah. My friend. Love you guys. Have a good one. Bye.
[03:03:12] BrewMaster: I'm going to hop off. Thanks, guys. Love y'all. Bye.
[03:03:14] Himbo: Thank you guys.
[03:03:14] Caboose: Dean, thank you. Appreciate you guys.
[03:03:14] goose: Yeah. Bye, everybody.
[03:03:15] Examiner: Bye. Love you guys.

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⚔️ Session Recap: The Butcher’s Stand ⚔️

Under the shadow of the floating city of Elturel, near the foul banks of the River Styx, the final battle for the soul of the city has truly begun. Having successfully returned the Sword of Zariel to its owner and witnessed her redemption into a celestial being of light, the party found themselves standing in the churned ichor and pitted craters of the Avernian battlefield. The Demon Lord of Gnolls, Yeenoghu, stood before them, hungry for the slaughter.

🌑 The Return of a Friend

As the battle commenced, a strange blue light emerged from the fur of the mammoth-sized Lulu. A tiny snail, a long-forgotten gift from Baldur’s Gate, opened a portal and vomited forth Jesper Mellerel. The Tortle Ranger, refreshed from an unintentional nap, immediately rejoined his companions, brandishing his pipe-shillelagh and ready to face the abyss once more.

🌪️ The Meat Rain

The battlefield was initially swarming with dretches, vrocks, and gnoll warriors. Malakor orchestrated one of the most devastating maneuvers of the campaign: a Reverse Gravity spell. Most of Yeenoghu's horde, including his massive pet Crokotoic, were launched three hundred feet into the air. When the spell was released, the sky literally rained demons. The impact was catastrophic, pulverizing the lesser dretches and gnolls into paste upon the jagged rocks of Avernus, leaving only the strongest enemies standing.

🛡️ The Bastion of Light

Ragtag served as the party’s divine anchor, manifesting a Holy Aura that bathed the battlefield in protective radiance. This aura proved vital, blinding the fiends as they attempted to strike the party. Scam Likely danced through the fray as a literal disco ball of celestial energy, using Yolan's Regal Presence to sear the minds of demons and push them back with spectral force. Even when Scam was briefly brought low by the ferocity of the demons, Zariel herself knelt by his side, healing his wounds and urging him back into the fight.

🪓 Primal Fury

On the front lines, the heavy hitters held the line against the Demon Lord. Elias Dawnsong entered a ghostly rage, summoning his Echo to weave between allies and intercept Yeenoghu’s brutal flail strikes. His ancestral spirits provided much-needed protection to Jesper and Malakor during the height of the chaos. Meanwhile, Maw, the hivemind barbarian, descended upon the demons with his Leviathan Axe. Hasted by Malakor’s magic, Maw was a whirlwind of stings and steel, shredding through a Barlgura and turning his attention to the Demon Lord himself.

⛓️ The Butcher’s Desperation

Yeenoghu, trapped briefly in a Wall of Force globe by Malakor, eventually shattered the magical barrier with sheer demonic will. As the party closed in, Elias landed a punishing blow that triggered a gruesome transformation: six Gnoll Pack Lords clawed and cut their way out of Yeenoghu’s own regenerating wounds, surrounding the party in a desperate counter-attack.

Malakor quickly cast Scatter, teleporting his allies to strategic positions to avoid the ambush and keep the pressure on the Demon Lord. Zariel soared through the air, her sword flashing with holy fire as she decapitated vrocks and eviscerated the pack lords with celestial efficiency.

📍 Current Status

The battlefield is a mess of ichor, fallen gnolls, and divine light. Yeenoghu is wounded and his pet is reeling, but the Demon Lord's hunger is far from sated. The party stands strong, bolstered by celestial allies and high-level magic, but the final stroke has yet to fall.

Notable NPCs Present:

• Zariel: The Redeemed Archangel, fighting with holy fury.
• Lulu: The Hollyphant, currently in Mammoth form, providing healing and blessings.
• Yeenoghu: The Beast of Butchery, currently birthing gnolls from his ribs.

Key Locations:

• The Under-Elturel Battlefield: A pitted, rocky wasteland near the River Styx.

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1. The Input: Raw Audio Transcript

Scribble uses whisperx to transcribe the audio file. While highly accurate, raw speech is messy. It contains "umms," "ahhs," crosstalk, technical difficulties, and slang.

Snippet from session_transcript.txt:

[00:39:15] Badger: Yeah, but.
[00:39:15] goose: So to put into perspective what I'm doing here, why I'm doing this for three seconds, I did the math.
[00:39:22] goose: This is real life physics. In three seconds, they will reach the top of the spell and exit the spell with a velocity of about 66 miles an hour.
[00:39:23] BigBadDM: Uh-huh.
[00:39:32] goose: which will take them up another 150 feet...
[00:39:51] BigBadDM: Okay. Or D&D math is different than real life physics.
[00:40:03] BigBadDM: freefall D&D says uncontrolled falling...
[00:40:43] BigBadDM: don't know how to play how to rule it that you're trying to do it for only three seconds because a round is six seconds technically

Note: The AI has to parse that "goose" is actually the character "Malakor," and that they are debating physics vs. game rules.

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2. The Instructions: System Prompt

This is where you tell Scribble how to process the mess above. The prompt.txt file provides the context (who is playing who) and the desired output format.

Snippet from prompt.txt:

The DnD Campaign is Descent Into Avernus...
The translation of usernames are:
BigBadDM - DM. Real name Kyle.
goose - PC, Real name Eric. Playing "Malakor", a Sorcerer.
Badger - PC, Real name Daniel. Playing "Jesper Mellerel", a Tortle Ranger.

...Filter out any off-topic remarks, side conversations, or dialogue that is not relevant to the game's story.
...The final output should be in a well-structured narrative style. Use Discord style formatting/markdown.

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3. The Result: AI Recap

The LLM (in this case, Google Gemini) synthesizes the 50,000+ words of transcript and the instructions into a coherent, formatted story.

Final Output sent to Discord:

🤖 LLM Provider: google
Model: gemini-3-flash-preview
⌚ API time: 16s | 🧾 Tokens: 54620 total

⚔️ Session Recap: The Butcher’s Stand ⚔️

Under the shadow of the floating city of Elturel, near the foul banks of the River Styx, the final battle for the soul of the city has truly begun.

🌪️ The Meat Rain

The battlefield was initially swarming with dretches, vrocks, and gnoll warriors. Malakor orchestrated one of the most devastating maneuvers of the campaign: a Reverse Gravity spell. Most of Yeenoghu's horde, including his massive pet Crokotoic, were launched three hundred feet into the air. When the spell was released, the sky literally rained demons. The impact was catastrophic, pulverizing the lesser dretches and gnolls into paste upon the jagged rocks of Avernus.

📍 Current Status

• Zariel: The Redeemed Archangel, fighting with holy fury.
• Yeenoghu: The Beast of Butchery, currently birthing gnolls from his ribs.
• The Party: Stands strong, bolstered by celestial allies and high-level magic.

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📊 The "Token Reality" (Cost & Hardware)

Understanding the data usage is critical for choosing your provider. This specific session provides a perfect benchmark.

Metric	Value	Context
Session Length	~3 Hours	A standard evening meeting or game session.
Input Tokens	52,336	This is the transcript + the prompt. This is a lot of data.
Output Tokens	2,284	This is the recap written by the AI.
Processing Time	16s	How long the AI took to "read" the book and write the summary.

Why does this matter?

1. Context Window: You need a model capable of handling 50k+ tokens.

• Supported: Gemini 1.5/2.0 (1M+), GPT-4o (128k), Claude 3.5 (200k).
• Not Supported: Older models (Llama2, GPT-3.5) which often cap at 4k or 16k.

2. Ollama / Local Users: Sending 52k tokens to a local model requires massive RAM. Attempting this on a standard laptop will likely crash the Scribble container or take 45+ minutes to process.

3. API Cost:

• Google (Free Tier): $0.00.
• OpenAI (GPT-4o): ~$0.13 per session ($2.50/1M input).
• Anthropic (Sonnet): ~$0.15 per session ($3.00/1M input).