shitaisays

A terminal-styled wall of funny AI-generated text snippets. Paste what the model said, tag the model, and upvote the most unhinged outputs.

Stack

• Alpine.js (CDN) for the UI — no build step
• Cloudflare Pages for static hosting
• Pages Functions (functions/api/...) for the API
• Workers KV for shared storage — secrets stay server-side, nothing sensitive is exposed to the browser

public/                 static site (served by Pages)
functions/api/snippets/ API: list / add / vote / delete  (Pages Functions)
wrangler.toml           project + KV binding config

Setup

1. Create a KV namespace and copy the ids into wrangler.toml:

   npx wrangler kv namespace create SNIPPETS
   npx wrangler kv namespace create SNIPPETS --preview

2. Seed it with an empty list (optional — the API treats missing as []):

   npx wrangler kv key put --binding SNIPPETS snippets '[]'

Run locally

npx wrangler pages dev   # serves public/ + functions/, with KV

Deploy

Either connect the GitHub repo in the Cloudflare dashboard → Pages (build output dir public/, bind the SNIPPETS KV namespace), or:

npx wrangler pages deploy