"Any bugs, unexpected behaviors, or sudden spikes you encounter are definitely features."
A deceptively simple, relaxing platformer centered around getting from point A to point B.
What could possibly go wrong?
Built with Unity for IndieCritical Summer Jam 2025.
- Charming pixel art with questionable intentions
- Straightforward controls (until they’re not)
- Illusionary platforms and gravity-defying surprises
- A developer who is definitely not on your side
- Designed with love (and a little malice)
- Jump to clear obstacles. Try not to miss.
- Avoid falling into pits. The floor is usually safer.
- Some platforms may lie to you. Or not. Figure it out.
- Reach the goal at the end of each level.
- If you’re stuck… get better.
- The real solution? The friends we made along the way. (Just kidding. There are no friends here.)
Play on Itch.io – no installation required, runs directly in your browser!