wip: demonstrate test issue

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we're running into cloudflare/workers-sdk#5367 when trying to import @web3-storage/w3up-client - very frustrating

 ❯ test/index.spec.ts (0)

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 FAIL  test/index.spec.ts [ test/index.spec.ts ]
Error: Module cannot be synchronously required while it is being instantiated or evaluated. This error typically means that a CommonJS or NodeJS-Compat type module has a circular dependency on itself, and that a synchronous require() is being called while the module is being loaded.
 ❯ Users/travis/dev/my/fireproof/fireproof-ucan/node_modules/protobufjs/src/util/longbits.js?mf_vitest_no_cjs_esm_shim:4:12
 ❯ Users/travis/dev/my/fireproof/fireproof-ucan/node_modules/protobufjs/src/util/minimal.js?mf_vitest_no_cjs_esm_shim:26:17
 ❯ Users/travis/dev/my/fireproof/fireproof-ucan/node_modules/protobufjs/src/writer.js?mf_vitest_no_cjs_esm_shim:4:17
 ❯ Users/travis/dev/my/fireproof/fireproof-ucan/node_modules/protobufjs/src/index-minimal.js?mf_vitest_no_cjs_esm_shim:13:25
 ❯ Users/travis/dev/my/fireproof/fireproof-ucan/node_modules/protobufjs/minimal.js?mf_vitest_no_cjs_esm_shim:4:18

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