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πŸš€ Building services that move fast, stay private, and scale hard.

Systems architect & founder of 8+ businesses. I specialize in performance-first, privacy-centric design, partnering with top-tier infrastructure providers to build fast tools for real humans.


🧠 About Me

I create services that run lean, stay secure, and do more. My philosophy is intelligent, system-aware, and privacy-forward.

  • πŸš€ Founded 8+ companies, with successful exits and profitable side ventures.
  • βš”οΈ Dual-wielding systems architecture and cybersecurity with a background in AI.
  • πŸ›‘οΈ Deeply involved in hosted services, threat defense systems, and scalable backend infrastructure.

πŸ› οΈ Tech Stack

πŸ–₯️ Languages

πŸ—οΈ Frameworks & Infrastructure

πŸ›‘οΈ Security & Analysis


πŸ“œ Professional Journey

Year Key Milestones
2022 Retail Sales Specialist; Restaurant Ops Flow
2023 Retail Assistant Manager; Live Event Ops & Concert Management
2024 Founded a company; Achieved Crunchbase Top 100k ranking in <5 months
2025 Sold Hopper Labs for $10,000; Contributing to Epic Games; Expanded into Kernel Engineering and Security Research

πŸ“ˆ GitHub Analytics

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🀝 Let's Build Something Amazing

I'm always open to connecting and exploring new opportunities. Reach out if you want to collaborate on something great.

  • βš™οΈ Clients: Security, optimization, performance, fullstack builds.
  • 🧠 Collaborators: Skilled devs, hackers, & creative engineers.
  • πŸ’‘ Feedback: On projects, UI/UX, architecture.
  • 🧭 Business Partners: For SaaS, ops-heavy startups, or niche markets.


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  1. lightweight-browser lightweight-browser Public

    A Chromium based browser that's super barebones and uses less than 300MB of RAM for Windows

    JavaScript 3

  2. BitArrayLang BitArrayLang Public

    A custom programming language

    Python